RBI Music Files Needed

[Barn]

This weekend (April 13th - 15th) my roommate and I are having a RBI college reunion with a bunch of friends.  I see on the site that there are all sorts of sound clips but I can't download them.  Can someone send me these or tell me where to go that they are already available to download? 

Additionally, I want to applaud everyone who made this web site and everyone who has ever read it.  I found it by complete accident last week and have laughed my ass off.  I printed several sections up and have it ready for the tourney this weekend to show my friends.  We thought we were alone in our RBI world but......NO!  I'm like, I want to hang out with all the guys that made this site because these are my people!!!  Anyways, you get what I am saying. 

PS - I have hit a walk off game winning grand slam with Ozzie Smith against my roommate and I still mock him to this day.  I too can confirm this actually happening despite his 1 little homerun. 

Barn 

[BDawk]

Will there be women at said event? If so please post naked pics of them doing interesting things to rodents

[Barn]

I will pass this requests along to the out of towners coming being that thus far I have not seen any rodents where I live.  But spiders...... check.  Also, did you want the rodents to be dead or alive?  This is of course important and I'm sure just an oversight. 

PS - Said guests with wives thankfully are not bringing said balls and chains with them.  So, we will just have to find hookers or a waitress from Hooters to pose for this little photo shoot. 

[BeefMaster]

I just tried one of the MP3s on the media page, and it worked.  What else are you looking for?

Also, you and your friends should check out the national tournament in Columbus this summer.

[BDawk]

Yeah...lots of sex with farm animals going on in columbus

[Barn]

Maybe I said this wrong or am doing something wrong.  I mean I want to be able to download RBI sounds and put them on a cd along with other songs. 

I checked out the event in Funlumbus.  Is this event being heavily endorsed by you guys? 

[ultimate7]

The sounds are on the media page that Beefmaster linked to under "sounds".  The first 3 links are mp3s you can download of the actual games sounds

[TβG]

joedirt is the forum member here who is runing the tournament.  the 2007 ohio national rbi tournament carries our highest of endorsements.

[BeefMaster]

Yeah, what ultimate7 said... as long as you can burn MP3s to CD (pretty much any burning program should handle this), you should be good to go - just right-click on any of the links, "Save To Disk", and burn them once they're downloaded.

In addition to the sounds from the actual game, the Dylan Gentile MP3s (the second techno one and the acoustic one) are very highly recommended.

[TβG]

what did you do with fred's fruity pebbles, barn?

[Barn]

Ah.  I see now.  I knew I was in good hands.  And how did I know that you ask.....?  Because en route to my answer I was told about rodent porn, sex with farm animals, and the Wrestlemania of RBI Baseball.  I just need a drink in my hand and I'm at home now.  Are all the participants Columbus residents and hence why it is there?  

I ate them after I had sex with Wilma.  Duh.  And the carpet does match the curtains. 

[broiler]

Are all the participants Columbus residents and hence why it is there?  

i am flying in from california for the tournament, so there will be at least one normal person there

[BeefMaster]

Ah.  I see now.  I knew I was in good hands.  And how did I know that you ask.....?  Because en route to my answer I was told about rodent porn, sex with farm animals, and the Wrestlemania of RBI Baseball.  I just need a drink in my hand and I'm at home now.

You will fit in nicely here.  You may want to check out the Anything Goes board as well; current topics include recent movie releases, electronics, advice on sexing a married woman in an open relationship, and whether beer mixed with Tang is a good idea.  Many people post there with drinks in their hands.

Are all the participants Columbus residents and hence why it is there?

The guy running the tournament lives in Columbus.  He was in the bi-annual Championship of the Universe Tournament in Chicago, and it was such a good time that he thought there should be a similar event in odd-numbered years.

[Barn]

Small world.  I am writing to everyone from that iceberg of a city known as Chicago.  This tournament didn't make the local news I guess.  Too bad really.  It IS newsworthy. 

As far as the anything goes area......this is quite a diverse range of subjects and my eyes have widened.  Maybe I should start slowly and work my way in.  I'm a new fish around here.  Suggestions on topics to engage?

[Darky]

Barn means kid or children in Swedish. There is no plural form of the word barn. I hope this info is useful.

Hur många barn har du? How many children do you have? lol

I'm a new fish around here.  Suggestions on topics to engage?

You have been around for a long time Barn. Just say who you are or I am calling the sphinctor hunters on you. The Force is powerful in them.

[Barn]

Interesting usage of barn in the Swedish world.  So is there like barn porn?  Well that couldn't be right because I didn't translate porn.  But I think that word is as international a word as McDonald's.  Porn.  Say it.  But then the confusion may arise for a poor Swedish dude that's feinding some good beastiality porn and through a twist of fate ends up with kiddie porn unknowingly.  Both of which are pretty taboo but hey if you are down with a chick and Mr. Ed then it's just a few months until you graduate to underage stuff so maybe it's not a problem but a win/win deal for the Swedish guy?!? 

Barn is for Byron.  A nickname I picked up many a year ago.  It's nothing cool like EDavis (Ed Avis as we pronounce it when he is up to bat). 

[BeefMaster]

The main Dee-Nee crew is in Chicago (or at least the surrounding suburbs)... you would probably be able to find some RBI games if you wanted some new competition.

As for where to look on the Anything Goes board... I don't know.  Check out some of the threads on the front page there and see if anything interests you.  We have a list of "Essential Threads" somewhere in the RBI Database; I'll see if I can dig that up.

[Barn]

So by the "Main" crew are these all the pictured people on the site?  And I too am in the suburbs.  The north suburbs to be specific.  But that still leaves the northwest, westsiiiiiiiiide, Joliet area (Joy-Let), and Souffside. 

[BeefMaster]

Here is the page on the Forums in general, with a list of classic threads that will ensure that you don't get anything productive done for several days, minimum.

So by the "Main" crew are these all the pictured people on the site?  And I too am in the suburbs.  The north suburbs to be specific.  But that still leaves the northwest, westsiiiiiiiiide, Joliet area (Joy-Let), and Souffside. 

You are correct.  I don't know exactly where in Chicagoland they are, but they're there somewhere.

[Darky]

I am only Swedish on paper.

I really hope you never babysit. Such a hard on you have there for underage stuff....freak.

I blast pink starholes whenever I get the chance.....usually over 35 years of age but no older than 42.

I am from the Bay Area in NorCal. I am currently banned from the States for 5 years.

Steal away when illusions are no longer myths. Roll with it.