Official Fantasy RBI Week 12 Thread

[TβG]

with that exchange of the last three posts i grant you all a for last week.

[fightonusc]

The Coprophiliacs @ The Nimrods game is complete. Game video is attached. I'll probably just do recaps after all the games are complete.

[Reds]

Sutcliffed!!!!

[ryno]

Wow.  it's like my childhood.  Sandberg Murphy homers, but the team gets their dicks handed to them.

I don't get it.

Sandberg homered in that game.

[Darky]

                                                                   Press Release


                                       


(breath, breath) The Force is a binding, magical and ubiquitous power that is not easy to harness and guide.
The Dark Side of the Force is innately tied to the distinctly negative ethical paradigm of the Sith. It is largely based on emotions and passion rather than peace and serenity which are preached by the light side of the Force.

The Dark Side of the Force has manifested within The Empire. There is too much hate, anger, fear, aggression, vengeance, and malice in our clubhouse. The result has been sloppy and uninspiring play.

With our two game losing streak and our hopes for a division title as gone as the 80's, we must regroup and recapture the divine living Force and unifying Force that has propelled The Empire in to the playoffs.
We are still very confident that we can defeat GDavis in his backyard in the playoffs and use the Dark Side of the Force to pop the myraid of pimples that resemble a vast constellation of stars that cover GDavis' back and face.

I am strong with the Force. I am trained in the ways of the Force. Things are going perfectly according to our plans. To our loyal fans, don't fear or worry, create the Force that is needed for The Empire to finish strong and as a champion. Our dynasty has begun and our current two game losing streak is just a disguise over our true Galactic will.
No  questions today.
May the Force bless our Galactic Empire.


RYNO......GET THE FUCK IN MY OFFICE AT ONCE. YOU WILL NOT FAIL ME AGAIN.

[Big Hath]

Wow.  it's like my childhood.  Sandberg Murphy homers, but the team gets their dicks handed to them.

I don't get it.

Sandberg homered in that game.

I was just observing that your childhood experience with Sandberg/Cubs mirror my own experience with Murphy/Braves

[ultimate7]

My work PC crashed, I thought everything would be fine, because data sheet is backed up on Dee-Nee.  I forgot that the program I used to score the games was hand written and not backed up.  Fortunately there's only 2 weeks left so I'll update the stats by hand from Fighton's box score.  Hopefully in the meantime my old harddrive with be restored.

[moses]

Big Hath is your avatar from Sin City?


Oh and Team GDavis kicks ass!!!

[Big Hath]

Big Hath is your avatar from Sin City?

excellent!

[moses]

Ive been transfixed on it for what seems like a really long time, trying to figure out where i had seen it from. Im a little slow.

[fightonusc]

The CommieHitlers vs. Poopydicks game is attached.

[Darky]

                                                                   Press Release


The Empire would like to inform the public that ryno has resigned effective today.
This critical decision was mutually agreed to. ryno has done a tremendous job for The Empire and we appreciate his hard work on and off the field....although it was not necessary to pull his pants down and play who has the bigger cock.
There were other conflicts of interest and ideology that may have divided us, but a recent incident left me no choice but to have a serious conversation with ryno.
Rumors around the clubhouse suggested that he has been nailing Ryne Sandberg's wife. The Empire usually looks the other way in these kinds of stress reducing acts. However, to my dismay, I discovered ryno filming Sandberg in the shower with his cock in his hand after a voluntary work out. Voyeurism will not be tolerated under any circumstances. A restraining order has also been placed. Ryno is to stay 200 meters away from Mr. Sandberg or risk death.
I shall assume all duties from here on out.
That is all and may the force bless our Galactic Empire.

[fightonusc]

The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ The Hip Young Popes is complete.

[fightonusc]

The Attarack @ The OC game is complete. Video is attached.

[Attezz]

I fucking hate John Franco

Is the tiebreaker run differential?

[fightonusc]

Head to head and then RD.

[Attezz]

That is fantastic news.

[ryno]

is the empire fucked out of the post season?

I sure as shit hope so.

[Nacho]

When do we get to see some recaps?

[Attezz]

Crap.

So, I have the tiebreaker against Nacho, Poopydicks have the tiebreaker against me, and Nacho and Poopydicks split their regular season series, I'm pretty sure that means I'm out since I have the worst run differential.