FRBI Week 8

[Darky]

New ROM attached. Changes were made with PBR and SC lineups.

Non-League

Fighting Cutlers @ Rebel Alliance
Pabst Blue Ribbons @ Chocolate Rain
Unholy Legions of Doom @ Sally Cunts

DoveRBI League

Galactic Empire @ Fighting Artichokes


Gantry League

Awesome Badasses @ OC of the Central Coast

[Darky]

Games complete and attached all in order.

[Darky]

other two games...

[Mike D.]

Sally Cunts.  Another exciting game!  Nacho, we may need to explore switching our relievers up.

PS: Ripken is a blue eyed sack of shit.  But I still like him better than Ozzie.

[Nacho]

Sally Cunts.  Another exciting game!  Nacho, we may need to explore switching our relievers up.

PS: Ripken is a blue eyed sack of shit.  But I still like him better than Ozzie.

Did we win this time?  I'm okay with switching the relievers if you'd like to.

[Darky]

Morris got touched up a bit...what happens next with Cox coming in vs Gooden in relief?

[AlecTrevylan006]

Fucking offense (or lack thereof)

Big guys all decided to have an off day at once

[Darky]

Fucking offense (or lack thereof)

Big guys all decided to have an off day at once

Your offense is in a slump. I think Puckett, Clark, and Jones are in a funk.


Cox gets huge K to get out of a jam.

[Darky]

It's all about pitching and hitting a shitload of doubles

[TβG]

let me guess, we shut down the awesome bad asses' offense because j.key started the game?

[ryno]

I have stats done through week 7.

I should have week 8 done this weekend, depending on when Darky gets the recaps posted.

[Darky]

Cool shit Ryno. Thanks bro.

Okay...I got my sprints in, time with the gf in, now I'm gonna take some batting practice for about 40 minutes, then when I come back, I'm gonna do the boxscores and recaps.

Week 9 will begin tomorrow.

[Darky]

let me guess, we shut down the awesome bad asses' offense because j.key started the game?

Sutclf got the start. It was #2 SP week.
Odd weeks=1SP
Even weeks=2SP

Why isn't there more talk about my SP? Were consistently hitting spots gentlman...

[ryno]

we all secretly agreed to not give you shit over your cheating.

You'll get your medicine in due time, asshole.

[Darky]

HAA!!!

My team is a bunch of ballers...resilient fucks they are. I got my stars and role players on offense and arguably the best 1-2 punch with SP. We preach consistently at the Empire. We do things right all the time. We're very sound and mentally tough.

Okay, boxscore coming up in 5 minutes or so for the FC-RA game, just gonna do the recap. Lots of scoring and took forever to score

[Darky]

Fighting Cutlers offense explodes in extra innings

MADISON (AP) - The Rebel Alliance, down four runs,  came from behind in the ninth inning to tie the game 17-17 and send the wild game into extra innings.

There would be not that many extra innings as the Cutlers displayed their ability to furiously score a lot of runs in a short span of time. They scored 9 runs in the top of the tenth to shock the Alliance 26-19.

Wade Boggs hit 3 HR's in a losing effort, and JBell hit 2 more to make it 5 in his last two games.

Raines and Baylor each went 6-8 to spark the dangerous Cutler offense.

Fighting Cutlers (4-4) (1-4), Rebel Alliance (3-5) (2-4)

[ultimate7]

I was ready to break things after we blew that 13 run lead, if we had lost in the bottom of the 9th I would not have been happy

[Darky]

Chocolate Rain second inning storm too much for Pabst Blue Ribbons

Dee NEE (AP) - A Chocolate Rain storm struck Witt for 10 runs on 10 hits in the second inning which left the Blue Ribbons flat afterwards. The final score at TaB Park was 20-13 in a game that was not close after the second inning.

Blyvn was brilliant in relief as he shut down the Blue Ribbon offense by giving up 2 ER on 6 hits in 5 innings of relief.

C.Lemon went 6-6 and hit 3 HR's with 6 RBI's as he demonstrated his raw ability at the plate.

In other news, O.Smith of the PBR, who was acquired from the Sally Cunts in a trade, hit 3 doubles, scored two runs, and went 3-6 in his debut.

Chocolate Rain (5-3) (4-2), Pabst Blue Ribbons (2-6), (2-4)

[Darky]

OC come from behind and hold on for victory over Badasses

SANTA MARIA (AP) - With a Gantry League tight ball game tied up in the 8th, the OC of the Central Coast came back from a 12-9 deficit and outscored the Awesome Badasses 6-3 and held on for a tight win 15-12 at Central Coast Park.

G.Gaetti and R.Jacksn hit back to back homers in the 8th to get the momentum back. Boone doubled to break a 12-12 tie that would be enough to win the game.

T.Worrel picked up the save in relief.

OC (4-4) (3-3), Awesome Badasses (4-4) (4-2)

[Darky]

Sally Cunts hold on for narrow win

BOSTON (AP) - The Sally Cunts survived a ninth inning 4 run rally by the Unholy Legions of Doom to win the non-league contest 18-17.

The Sally Cunts used a 10 run explosion in the 3rd inning to go up 12-6. E.Davis tripled twice in the inning and D.Strwby added one as well as the Sally Cunts add to their league lead in triples.

B.Madlck hit two shots, D.Lopes went 5-6 to jump start the Cunt offense and Joyner and E.Davis each drove in 4 runners.

The Unholy Legions, to their credit, never gave up as they staged a last inning rally comeback. A.Dawson and G.Davis went back to back to tighten things up 18-17, but Corbet came in to slam the door and pick up the save as he got Grich, HoJo, and Schdr in order after giving up a shot to G.Davis.

The Sally Cunts now move into sole posession of first place in the Gantry League. C.Ripken, who was acquired in a trade from the PBR, went 2-5 in his debut for the Sally Cunts.

Sally Cunts (5-3) (4-2), Unholy Legions of Doom (4-4) (3-3)