Week 12

[Darky]

New Rom attached. I'll announce the time of the Sally Cunt-Empire game as soon as I am caught up on stats...then week 12 will start live via recording and will be televised on youtbue...along with the Rebel Alliance game.
I have to go back and count the hits and HR's given up by the pitchers from weeks 7-11. And the hitting stats I need to finish up and just update from week 10 and 11. Then I'll post the leaders in various categories and attach the excel sheet with the stats.

Non-League

Sally Cunts @ Galactic Empire
Rebel Alliance @ Fighting Cutlers
Unholy Legions of Doom @ Awesome Badasses

Gantry League

OC @ Pabst Blue Ribbons

DoveRBI League

Chocolate Rain @ Fighting Artichokes


Standings

DoveRBI League

Galactic Empire (8-3) (5-1)
Unholy Legions of Doom (6-5) (4-3)
Rebel Alliance (5-6) (4-4)
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Chocolate Rain (5-6) (4-4)
Fighting Artichokes (4-7) (1-6)


Gantry League

Sally Cunts (7-4) (5-2)
Awesome Badasses (6-5) (5-2)
OC of the Central Coast (6-5) (4-4)
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Fighting Cutlers (6-5) (2-5)
Pabst Blue Ribbons (2-9) (2-6)

[nomaaa]

if i lose this week holy fucksticks

[Mike D.]

Hurry up Darky!

[ryno]

um, fuck stats. . . . who needs stats?

[Darky]

I'm going to start week 12 in about 10 minutes.

Re-Peat's game will be youtubed as well as the Empire-Cunts game.

I'm gonna run the first four games first. Then right before the Empire-Cunt game, I announce the time it will start later on in this thread....so it can be shown on youtube...the time on the dee nee screen and when I start the game...

The fans are fuckin pumped here at the Imperial Center.

[Darky]

Sally Cunts at Galactic Empire will begin at 16:57 dee nee time...

[Darky]

Games done and attached...

Other two games will be posted as soon as they are converted on youtube...

Awesome games all around.

Empire-Sally Cunt game=holy fuckin shit

[Darky]

Rebel Alliance @ Fighting Cutlers attached and youtubed....

[Darky]

Sally Cunts at Galactic Empire...

Part one:


Part two:

[AlecTrevylan006]

Watching the SC/GE game now... great choice of music XD

Also, as to UL/AB... that was all screwed up. Errors galore, misplayed balls, 2 out error leading to a half dozen runs...

[Darky]

Watching the SC/GE game now... great choice of music XD

Also, as to UL/AB... that was all screwed up. Errors galore, misplayed balls, 2 out error leading to a half dozen runs...

Incredible game, your game.

Things are shaping up for some real drama in the second half of the season.

[Nacho]

STRAWBERRY CUNTED!!!!

[AlecTrevylan006]

Shit man, that game was crazy.

[Darky]

We had our chances to put it away early. Fernando's cheap hit changed the course of the game. Fuckin two out cheap pitcher hits...

Oh well, I'll take the split with the Cunts I guess. We should have destroyed them. WTF has happened to my pitching? My bullpen was a disaster. I'm pleased with Gibson.

We just need to focus on our league now. We have 5 league games in the next six matches.

This just in... Pabst Blue Ribbons did not get mercy ruled...

[ryno]

my team is the dumbest bunch of cock sucking donkey fucking rat shit eating sacks of whale shit in the history of the world.

I hate them all.

[Darky]

my team is the dumbest bunch of cock sucking donkey fucking rat shit eating sacks of whale shit in the history of the world.

I hate them all.

Seems that you guys are afraid to win. Though the team does look a little better with Dykstra in the lineup. The Empire will miss Dykstra's enthusiasm.

[TβG]

The Empire will miss Dykstra's Ponzi schemes.

[Darky]

Lopes and Strawberry killed us...sheesh. It was a great game. Knight hitting into a double play in the bottom of the 8th just killed our rally. The Cunts are pretty solid. Should be interesting down the stretch in both leagues. The OC has come on really strong lately. Reggie has been tearing it up, and Key is having a huge year. The Badasses are solid..McGwire never seems to get out, and the Cutlers are right there. I guess the Cutlers won't win much if they don't score over 15 runs...but Baylor and Nokes are just killin em.

The Unholy Legions of Doom scare me. I don't like pitching to Dawson,Carter, and Schmidt in the top of the order. Hard to imagine that Schmidt was the last pick in the second round. Should be a tough game when the Empire visits the Legions.
Chocolate Rain has gotten into a funk. They have power, but their pitching is so-so and they have low contact hitters....meaning they can just stink it up or tear it up....nothing in between.
Looks like the Rebel Alliance is right back in it. Re-Peat's juggling of the line-up did wonders. Bell is on fire btw...
The Fighting Artichokes are pretty tough. If DaEvans and Bruno and Lindeman all hit bombs, they can score runs fast. Lake and Lmbrdzi somehow find ways to get on base, and if Gladden has a big day, they are tough...especially with Gooden nursing a lead. I guess MScott is not bad. The Artichokes have a good pitching staff.
The Blue Ribbons should be tougher down the stretch. I ran some sim games to see how their new line-up looks, and they won some games. I don't think the Blue Ribbons will be an easy win in the second half of the season.

In any case, awesome year so far. I still can't believe we blew like 3 different leads to the Cunts...

Recaps and boxscores will start coming in a couple of hours.

Week 13 to begin tomorrow.

[Darky]

Strawberry has career night in Cunts shootout victory

IMPERIAL CENTER (AP) - Strwby, one of the most feared sluggers in the game who is known for his prodigious home runs and his intimidating presence in the batter's box with his 6-foot-6 frame, belted 4 HR's to lead the Sally Cunts 27-24 over the Empire in a showdown of first place teams.

Straw's incredible evening was one for the ages. The 6-foot-6 slugger was perfect at the plate as he went 7-7 and had 9 RBI's and crossed the plate 5 times.

The Sally Cunts came back three times from deficits of 10-2, 14-7, and 23-22. And this coming off the top ranked pitching staff in the league.

Down 23-22 in the 9th inning, Straw hit a two run oppo shot to put the Sally Cunts ahead for good, 24-23. The Cunts added 2 more runs and DSmith came in the ninth to shut down the Empire and pick up the win in his scoreless inning of work.

"Apparently Straw is very well hung, I have not seen a performance like that since FRBI WS IV when Bell lit us up with 5 jacks. Straw was dialed in" said manager Dårky.

Records - Sally Cunts (8-4) (5-2), Galactic Empire (8-4) (5-1)

[Mike D.]

You take the good you take the bad you take it all and there you have the Sally Cunts, the Sally Cunts...