FRBI V Week 17

[Darky]

Reushl silences Fighting Cutler's explosive start, Unholy Legions win 4th straight

CHICAGO (AP) - R.Reushl blanked the Cutlers in his last two innings of work and only allowed 2 ER to offensive juggernaut Fighting Cutlers as the Unholy Legions of Doom got great pitching down the stretch and plenty of offense to out-muscle the Cutlers 21-18.

With the Cutlers up 15-12 after five innings, the Unholy Legions outscored the Cutlers 9-3 in the final 4 innings. Reushl and Robnsn pitched effectively as they allowed no runs from the 6th to 8th inning.

ADawson and GDavis hit a pair of shots and Schmidt drove in 4 runners as they led the number one offense in the league to an impressive victory.

The Unholy Legions have now won 4 in a row and lead the league in several offensive categories.

The suddenly hot Unholy Legions remain 2 games back of the Galactic Empire with 5 games left on the schedule and need help if they want to win the DoveRBI League. The Empire holds the head-to-head tiebreaker, so ending the season in a tie with the Empire would not be good enough, but perfect enough for second place and option advantage for choosing home or visitor in the playoffs against the #3 seed.

Records - Unholy Legions of Doom (10-7, 6-4), Fighting Cutlers (8-9, 4-7)

[Darky]

OC edge Sally Cunts in wild offensive shootout

BOSTON (AP) - In a game that featured 18 home runs, 51 runs, 66 hits, and plenty of firework displays, the OC was the team that came out victorious 27-24 after the smoke cleared.

The Sally Cunts, known for their amazing comebacks, twice were on the brink of being mercy ruled. They were down 13-1 in the 3rd and  24-14 in the 7th inning.

Oddly enough, the game seemed to be decided in the bottom of the 8th inning with pitching.

TBG made a change to his RP order before week 17. He flipped-flopped Grelts and Worrel and as designed, his change worked to perfection...barely.

The Sally Cunts quick put runners on second and third base with no outs and with the score 24-22 in favor of the OC. Worrel then got Mitchl, Joyner, and Laudner out in order to end the Sally Cunt threat.
The OC then added 3 more runs in the 9th to secure the victory as Grelts came in to get the final two outs of the game and allowing a season low 1 run in his appearance.

Schfld hit 3 HR's while Jacksn, Gaetti, and Hendew all delivered a pair of shots apiece to lead the OC offense. The OC hit a season high 11 HR's and they were all needed in this wild and wacky game.

The two teams will face each other again in a return match at Bill Belichick Stadium. Both teams have split their two match-ups this year.

Records - OC of the Central Coast (9-8, 6-5), Sally Cunts (11-6, 6-4)

[nomaaa]

fuck yeah! that was a fkn great game.

[nomaaa]

LEMONPARTY FOR MVP!

[ultimate7]

My team continues to make huge errors