FRBI V League Championship Series

[Darky]

[Darky]

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I sure do look like a genius by putting Barret in the starting line-up. Dude hit a triple, a single, and ended the game with a bomb. We look unbeatable.

Attez, your design was no match for the Galactic Empire. We smoked your team...fair and square. Pwv3vnd bitch.

TBT, better luck next season and next time around, you can do the grocery shopping and not be stuck with a 7 and 8 hole who have no pop.

[Attezz]

You realize that when you download the files you can see when they're created, right? Always fun so see that one game ends around 1:12 and then your game somehow ends around 1:54.

I just haven't said anything cause I didn't really fucking care much.

But, well, there ya go.

[Mike D.]

WOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

[Darky]

You realize that when you download the files you can see when they're created, right? Always fun so see that one game ends around 1:12 and then your game somehow ends around 1:54.

I just haven't said anything cause I didn't really fucking care much.

But, well, there ya go.

lol...the files match the time on my computer on youtube idiot. I've never started a game around 1:12 and then it somehow ends an hour later. I stated a long time ago how you can check the source files to match up with the youtube times you moron.

Print screen it and show me. That's impossible. A game usually takes 10 minutes.

[Darky]

You realize that when you download the files you can see when they're created, right? Always fun so see that one game ends around 1:12 and then your game somehow ends around 1:54.

I just haven't said anything cause I didn't really fucking care much.

But, well, there ya go.

Oh, if that's during the regular season, then allow me to clear that up. My game was always last on the slate of games. The first game was run and all the games were immediately followed. If you check the source files, you will see that there was maybe a 2-3 minute gap in between games. Clearly not enough time to restart games and manipulate. Games take 10 minutes idiot. There is no way on earth you can prove any wrong doing. It simply did not happen, and if you think your team was better than mine, than you are crazy.

[Mike D.]

Go back, Jack, do it again...

[Darky]

ROM attached...

Game time will be 11:43 PM my time and here is the order of games tonight...

FA @ GE
SC @ FC

I can post all of them if needed. And we can wager 500 dollars on this to show that Attez is full of shit. Anyone want to be the mediator and handle the money on this wager so I can make some quick cash? I don't like these accusations and Attez is gong to need to prove his bs allegations...Fuckin take your beating that I laid on you like a man.

AND ANGRY FOR GETTING PW3VND BY THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!111111

*edit - pic removed due to it's size. If needed, I'll gladly put it back up to shut up any doubter about any foul play. Nice sportsmanship Attez...

[Darky]

Empire at Artichoke game to start at 11:23 my time. Then the zip files will be put out and youtube'ing will begin asap...

Fuck you Attez...sore loser. Shall I keep going?

* Edit - source file pic removed due to it's size. Maybe I'll resize it to show the authenticity of the game if needed. Don't doubt the power of the Empire.

[BDawk]

It looks doctored.  My "Avbryt" button is always on the far right

[Gantry]

Seriously, wasn't July 4th two days ago?  [BillyMays]WERENT YOU BORN IN AMERICA?!  ISNT ENGLISH YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE?!?!  WHY ARE YOU USING A CHAOTIC-NEUTRAL-TERRORIST SWEDISH VERSION OF WINDOWS?!?!?[/BillyMays]

[Attezz]

Funny shit, right there.

[Darky]

Boxscores coming shortly. I removed the large source file pics because it was making this page shitty.

Again, Attez got beat fair and square and it's gotta sting eh

This was my World Series. Beating the living shit out of Attez. Karma bitch...I aint forgot about you selling me out.

[Attezz]

You mean because of your kids?

Or the chick from Phoenix?

[Darky]

Both. Does not matter now...

Empire 6 wins
Artichokes 2 wins

Actually, it's not Karma, it's skill. My design whipped yours. Now you have to live with it lol

[Darky]

Empire rout Artichokes, clinch DoveRBI LCS and will make second consecutive World Series appearance

IMPERIAL CENTER (AP) - The Galactic Empire quickly jumped out to a 9-2 lead after two innings and never looked back as they mercy ruled the Fighting Artichokes 19-8 at home in front of their loyal fans and won the DoveRBI LCS 4 games to 1.
The Empire's offense and pitching finally clicked together as they showcased all their weapons and demonstrated why they had the best record in the FRBI League this season.

M.Heath hit a pair of shots and notched 5 RBI's. J.Rice went 5-5, A. Trammel hit a pair of shots, scored 4 runs, and was 4-5 at the plate. And in an interesting twist, M.Barret went 3-5 with a triple, 3 RBI's, and hit a walk-off mercy rule shot to end the game and series. M.Barret was inserted into the line-up just before game 5, and showed why he was more than capable of deserving a start. Barret hit his first home run of the year, not a bad time to do so.

"Four more to go" said manager Darkside who has guided the Empire to his second consecutive WS appearance in his first two seasons in the FRBI League. The Empire lost to GDavis last season.

A.Trammel and J.Rice were named co-MVP's.

A.Trammel - .655 (19-29), 6 HR's, 4 2B's, 2 3B's, 12 RBI's, 17 Runs
J.Rice - .892 (25-28), 3 HR's, 9 2B's, 1 3B, 10 RBI's, 15 Runs

Empire win DoveRBI LCS 4 games to 1

[Darky]

Laudner's gargantuan day lifts the Sally Cunts to victory

CHICAGO (AP) - T.Laudner hit a grand slam with two outs in the top of the 9th inning to give the Sally Cunts a 17-11 lead and the Cunts held on to win game five of the Gantry LCS 17-12 putting them one win shy of a date with the Galactic Empire in FRBI V World Series.

T.Laudner carried the Cunts by belting 3 towering shots and driving in an LCS record 9 runners. K.Mitchel and W.Joyner both went 5-6 and the Sally Cunt pinch hitters went 3-3 to help lead the offense.

B.Saberhagen pitched 3 sharp scoreless innings in relief to hold down the Cutler offense. The Cutler offense failed once again to pull away when they had the lead and multiple chances.

D.Smith picked up the win with his great outing in 2 innings of relief.

The series will move back to Boston tonight for game 6.

Sally Cunts lead series 3-2

[Nacho]

If Saberhagen pitched, why isn't he in the box score?

[Darky]

If Saberhagen pitched, why isn't he in the box score?

I screwed up the boxscore. Technical mistake. Too lazy to fix it right now, give me a few. You would know he pitched if you actually watched your team play on youtube...

[Nacho]

I did watch it.  And loved it.