FRBI VI Rules and Lineup Submission/Change Thread.

[ryno]

Fucking Hell -- time to tinker with the PBR lineup:


1- Lopes
2- Brenly
3- Lemon
4- Baylor
5- Hrbek
6- Burleson
7- HoJo
8- Franco

[Gantry]

What a bunch of fucking losers....  p wnage

[ryno]

i know you are but what am I?

[Gantry]

Sexy

[ryno]

well, I can't argue with that.  I am a sexy beast.

[ultimate7]

Burleson seems like he takes the HGH before he plays the Urlachers

[Darky]

Burleson is having a good year so far.

Reggie is having a tough year so far. He's the key guy for the Aritichokes. If he doesn't produce, the Artichokes are fucked.

After some FRBI historical research, it has come to my attention that when Fighton started to run the league,  he mistakenly named/numbered the season number III. It was actually season number IV. And he ran season IV when it was actually season V. So when I took over last season, I was not aware of this, and just picked up where he left off from.

In reality, this is really season VII, but we'll stick with the current number until next season. I was counting the total wins-losses for all FRBI participants/owners, and realized Fighton's mistake.

I also discovered that Beef did not make the playoffs in what Fighton labeld season II---it was in reality season number III in which Shitpaw/Joseph Hady/Clambutt ran.  http://fantasyrbi.rbicentral.com/FantasyRBI/FantasyRBIStandings.html

[Gantry]

Darky - please take a hammer to Wally Joyner's head and bury him somewhere in our stadium.  Thanks!

[AlecTrevylan006]

Switch my relief pitchers.

Preferably with death camp prisoners, but with each other will work.

[Nacho]

UPDATE: In an effort to jump-start the offense, the Sally Cunts will move Pendleton to the 2 spot.  Everyone else will move down one spot in the order.

[Gantry]

Oh yeah, that should fix all your problems.  What a pathetic bunch of fucks, was that the most embarrassing FRBI game in the history of the league?

[Darky]

Noted....


Also, I still need to finish scoring three games. There was a problem in scoring the Cunts-Blue Ribbons game and I just had to start over---some bug or something but I wasted a good hour and a half trying to fix it ugh...so I just did the game over from scratch. APESHIT!!!!

Oh, the point was that stats should be released tomorrow if all goes well or on Wednesday. Week 7 WILL NOT START until the stats are updated...and apparently I haven't updated the stats since week 1.

[ryno]

UPDATE: In an effort to jump-start the offense, the Sally Cunts will move Pendleton to the 2 spot.  Everyone else will move down one spot in the order.

so he can get that fluke homer earlier in the game, eh?

[Nacho]

I didn't realize this until now, but why are they the Fighting Ulrachers and not the Fight Urlachers?

[Darky]

Week 7 will come later today. Let me get some things in order and I'll put up the thread soon enough.

Stats are still being processed (snail pace), and they will be without a doubt available right after week 7 is complete. Everybody will need stats since trading will be open right after week 7.

[Nacho]

What happened to...

Week 7 WILL NOT START until the stats are updated...and apparently I haven't updated the stats since week 1.

[Darky]

What happened to...

Week 7 WILL NOT START until the stats are updated...and apparently I haven't updated the stats since week 1.

You know what has happened Nacho and you should understand that I have not had the time, energy, and focus to finish up the stats.

I don't want week 7 to lag, but we can wait until the stats are done before week 7 takes place---and that may be Friday. I am going through some emotional things right now, have some understanding and rationality. Fuck, can't believe I just had to explain this to you. Do you not get things and life?

[Nacho]

Do you not get things and life?

Not really.

I understand all that.  I was just giving you a hard time.  I don't actually care if week 7 starts before stats are finished.  Relax.

[BeefMaster]

What happened to...

Week 7 WILL NOT START until the stats are updated...and apparently I haven't updated the stats since week 1.

You know what has happened Nacho and you should understand that I have not had the time, energy, and focus to finish up the stats.

Assuming the box scores are accurate, other folks could help out with the stats if you'd be willing to provide a copy of the spreadsheet you use.  I'd be willing to at least enter my team's stats.

[Darky]

Here is the spreadsheet I am using.

It would be a huge help if even one person simply updated their own stats and attached it. I can fill in the rest of the stats that I have been registering on paper----like DP's (ground double plays hit into) and TO/RD (runners thrown out/run down-tagged out).

The boxscores are all accurate. The other stats you don't need to worry about is HR's given up by the pitchers. I have those in my software and I can't post that in an attachment...actually I can, but that would take up too much space.