Series Recap - NM @ Mi

[Turd]

First games of the season were played this evening.  There were a few hiccups with the site, but I believe they are squared away.

Game 1
The Crew came out swinging, hitting .294 with 3 HR.  The "Little Engine That Could" award for game 1 goes to Jim Edmonds.  He hit the game's first homer with his 775 power and 25 contact rating, uncorking a nice hitting display for the Crew. Fast forward a few plays later...with 1 strike on the current batter, Manager Turd subbed in lefty "Jody Gerut," who proceeded to drop a slow mover between the 1st and 2nd basemen.  With Gerut and SP Tommy Hanson on base, Tulow stepped up to the plate and ripped a 3-run jack, putting the crew up 4-0.  Later in the game, McCann drilled another shot making it 5-0.  Solid hitting brought the Crew their season opening victory.

	AB	AVG	H	1B	2B	3B	HR	SO	R
dirty_swinger (NM)	35	0.229	8	6	1	0	1	12	2
Turd (Mi)	34	0.294	10	6	1	0	3	9	5

Box Score - Game 1

Game 2
This game would prove to be a different story.  Dirty's SP2 Jair Jfjdaklrjens was in Turd's head all game.  The entire Mets staff ended up pitching a no-no. And while the Crew's SP2 Harang only gave up one run, it proved to be the only one the Mets needed, as they took game 2 1-0.

	AB	AVG	H	1B	2B	3B	HR	SO	R
dirty_swinger (NM)	31	0.161	5	4	1	0	0	10	1
Turd (Mi)	26	0.000	0	0	0	0	0	11	0

Box Score - Game 2