BREAKING... (The official RBI '14 Thread)

[Guido13]

He's tall, bearded and one heck of a nice guy.

And it's fucking hilarious that I know the both of you.

[Turd]

He is a good guy. Do you actually know him? Did you meet him in line, or did you know him previous?

[Turd]

Oh shit. It just clicked. He told me yesterday he had a friend who was really into RBI, even built his own MAME cabinet, he's got the actual RBI arcade system, and he takes it in the ass from random dudes at the wayside.

That's fucking you!! I'm dying over here. I can't believe he was describing you...I told him to give me his PSN and whatnot.  Turns out I already had it. I wonder if he knows I helped you build your MAME cab.

This is so damn weird.

He just loaned me FIFA and BF4.

[BeefMaster]

Oh shit. It just clicked. He told me yesterday he had a friend who was really into RBI, even built his own MAME cabinet, he's got the actual RBI arcade system, and he takes it in the ass from random dudes at the wayside.

That's fucking you!! I'm dying over here. I can't believe he was describing you...I told him to give me his PSN and whatnot.  Turns out I already had it. I wonder if he knows I helped you build your MAME cab.

This is so damn weird.

He just loaned me FIFA and BF4.

This was a nice Dee-Nee touch.

[Turd]

Thank you thank you.

[Guido13]

It was fantastic when I realized what was going on last night, the wife was impressed.

Then she asked me how long I had been taking it up the ass.

[Turd]

I'm such an amateur though. It would have been better had it read:

Oh shit. It just clicked. He told me yesterday he had a friend who was really into RBI, even built his own MAME cabinet, he takes it in the ass from random dudes at the wayside, and he's got the actual RBI arcade system.

I'll get there, one day.

[Guido13]

Keep working on it, you're doing great.

That's what I tell the guys doing it for the first time, in my ass.

[Turd]

http://www.operationsports.com/news/703256/press-row-podcast-what-will-rbi-baseball-14-be/

Nothing substantial, but the guys discuss what to expect...

[Turd]

I can't make it, can you talk more about the technology? I'm not sure what this is...

[BeefMaster]

Am I the only one who's getting a bit leery about the new RBI?  Spring Training has already started, and while MLB The Show is not shipping until April this year, they usually ship in March (they're delaying it to make sure the PS4 version is ready), and here we are in March and RBI doesn't have so much as a screenshot or an achievement/trophy list, much less something of substance like gameplay footage or a trailer.

[Turd]

you are difficult to talk to

I'm pretty sure you're trolling, but I'll bite, because well, you know, pots, kettles, black, and all that (as previous posts in this thread would indicate), but I digress.  I was being 100% serious, I will likely never be able to get down to one of these events, and I was honestly intrigued by what technology you're talking about.

That said, Beef, I recently posted something similar to that that to @RBIGame on twitter...I'm losing faith in the whole thing.  I'm not sure if they are doing this on purpose to keep people talking or if it's mismanaged or what's going on, but it's pretty crappy.  I was hoping on RBI to get me to May for MLBTS...I'd like to at least hear SOMETHING about it.

[Turd]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=forum+troll

I meant it in the sense that you were just trying to get a rise out of me, as there was no other reason to put "you are kind of hard to talk to lol" in your reply unless you were attempting to incite some kind of response from me.  Especially when I'm over our whole spat and had no ill-intent in any of my words.  In fact, I propose a little truce.  We have both said our peace, and I'm all for trying to keep it chill from here on out. 

We used to be forum buddies.  Somewhere along the lines, we drifted apart. I started seeing other forums, you started a political movement.  We became two different people.  A single, lonesome tear rolls down my cheek.

If you agree to my olive branch, then we should play some RBI 14 if and when it comes out.  If I remember correctly, I had the edge on you, though there's a good chance you've surpassed me since you obviously have had a lot of practice over the past few years.

I miss those leagues...

[Turd]

Wow.  You have completely and utterly misread everything, but that's fine, it's obvious we'll never see eye to eye...noONE can say I didn't try.

Though, if for a moment you can unclench, perhaps you can clear something up. Aren't you "dirtyswinginace?"  I thought we used to play RBI online vs. each other all the time and chat on IM about RBI...perhaps I'm confusing you with someone else.  "Dirty Swinger" played 19 games on my rbi players site (http://rbibaseball.us/players)

If you are not the same, then my bad.

Either way, sounds like you're good where you're at, so I guess continue to do your thing being sensitive and completely misinterpreting everything I say.  I'm quite sure I'm not alone in thinking you're a screwball...

[Turd]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_branch

I get it, if you don't understand something, you consider the person who said it "hard to talk to." Makes sense.

You talk about me getting away to Chicago like it's an easy thing to do when you have a good sized family and a busy schedule.  I'd much rather be at my son's wrestling tournament or spending time with my family than playing RBI with a bunch of people I don't know.  If I had free time and the ability to just get away whenever I wanted, it'd be a different story.

Again, completely misinterpreting me.  Again, pot calling the kettle black.

[Turd]

Fair enough.  I probably won't do the same, I have better things to do with my time, but let me know how it goes.  I do base my happiness on what people I've never met before in another state may or may not think of me, especially based off of some false hearsay or misinterpreted forum posts, perpetuated by an unreasonable nutjob.

[Turd]

Ok.

[BeefMaster]

Well, I'm glad that got ironed out.

[Turd]

What does the $2 go towards?

[fathedX]

Any of that worth reading or was I correct in skipping everything longer than one sentence?