Trade winds.......they are blowin’

[ryno]

Word out of the PBR camp is that Babe Ruth and Roger Maris are at each other's throats.  Ruth's slobbish ways and womanizing is grinding Roger's gears.  Babe can't stand the 4 pack a day smoking habit Maris has.   Somethings gotta give. 


An undisclosed source indicates PBR would like to package Maris and HoJo together.   HoJo is such a big time clubhouse dude.  Could be risky. 

PBR is looking for offers. 

[ryno]

Breaking News.....

Word out of Milwaukee is that Maris and Hojo were absent from today's mandatory pbr team strip club trip.  Undisclosed sources claim that PBR team members Ryne Sandberg and Will Clark (and others) were seen hugging Hojo and Maris outside PBR campjust before leaving for the strip club.  All players appeared remorseful for the alleged parting except Mantle and Ruth, who gave their alleged former teammates the finger and yelled "go fuck right off to a galaxy far far away--- we will see you in the world series!)

An old man with yellow eyes wearing a black cloak was seen hobbling away from the scene......


More to follow

[nomaaa]

interesting that mantle and ruth would make a star wars reference...

tbh, i find it hard to believe.

[ryno]

This is the goddamn fantasy rbi world.  Where worlds of reality and space sorcery collide!!!!

[Darky]

It happened! Somebody captured that interaction and just posted it on Twitter.

[ryno]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

PBR GM, Ryno, welcomes the two newest Ribbons into the family. 

Chili Davis will serve as OF and lead off hitter.  His speed and power make him a formidable foe at the top of the Blue Ribbon lineup.   He has always been a Colt 45 man but once he got a taste of an ice cold PBR he left the Billy Dee Williams touted brew in the past.  "Chili is everything Roger Maris isn't.  Chili will whore around with the guys down at the nudie bar, he's well hung, fast as fuck and doesn't bitch incessantly about Babe Ruth," quipped an elated Ryno. 

Gary Gaetti replaces HoJo Johnson at 3b and will slot into the 5 hole.  A legendary winner with the Twins and Cubs, Gaetti is a world renowned trout fisherman and PBR aficionado.  He loves big high asses and fancies himself a tit man.  Gary lives the team vision of LOVING TITTIES AND PABST BLUE RIBBON.   GM Ryno excitedly commented " Gary is a real sonofabitch.  We really loved HoJo and we will miss his overachieving work ethic but Gary Gaetti could have sex with my wife and I wouldn't divorce her."

In a private team ceremony, both Davis and Gaetti were presented with Lucky Olive Green Drake Vests.