a Haiku.....by Steve Garvey

[sucka free]

pump pump pump pump pump

pump pump pump pump pump pump pump

pump pump pumping chicks

[NotURMasButArmas]

That's a good one. I'm going to go amuse my friends with it.

Armas

[sucka free]

thanks armas....i wasn't sure if I was going to get any love for that take

[vgp100]

I don't know. I just don't get it. What am I missing here?

[Big Hath]

Are you saying you don't get Haiku or do you not get the reference to Garvey?

[NotURMasButArmas]

Much love, sucka. Clever.

Armas

[vgp100]

I don't get the Garvey refrence. (maybe not the haiku either)

[Big Hath]

Haiku is a form of poetry that I believe originated in Japan.  It has only three lines with line two consisting of 7 syllables and lines one and three consisting of 5 syllables each.  It makes for very creative/thoughtful poems - as displayed by sucka free.

As for Mr. Garvey, he had a reputation of being a ladies man I guess you might say.

[vgp100]

Thanks for the info. Sucka, I never knew you were such an artist.

[sucka free]

That's about as artistic as I get.  Fuck the dodgers.

[Gwynn3k]

fuck the dodgers, that gives me an idea...

this is my haiku

fuck fuck the dodgers!
i hope they all rot in hell
blue heaven, my Ass!

[sucka free]

nice one gywnn!!!  Okay, here is one more.....


I love R.B.I.
It is the very best game
I hate fat women


Let me know if you guys like that one

[vgp100]

It brings a tear to my eye.

[Gwynn3k]

now that i am on a roll,

a gun and bullett
kobe bryant found shot dead
no chance of quatro!

[sucka free]

gywnn, are you some type of zen master?  That was hilarious.

[Gwynn3k]

heres another one

pitching and defense
bunting to move up runner
houston fucking blows

[sucka free]

Down a twelve pack
I blew a thirteen run lead
Time to take gin shots

[TempoGL]

i just saw this thread:

Idiotic foe,
Computer, when the Astros
Picks Ryan every time.

(an ode to the computer already picking the first availible option for pitchers, pinch hitters, etc - I think I-DI-O-TIC is four syllables, but I suck at that stuff)

Oh Kirby Puckett
You have a really big gut
Where's my hot dog?

Hey, give Spike Owen
The love, for he is worthy
of the maddest props

[rbiequalsgod]

Here are some more Haiku's for the RBI soul:

NES beckons
The sweet call of RBI
It consumes my soul


Hot chicks and porno
Do not compare with the love
For my sweet McGee


Houston, St. Louis
A battle that has no end
For no team can score

[sucka free]

i hate sweaty chicks
their big fat rolls sweat gravy
R.B.I. is fun