a Haiku.....by Steve Garvey

[vgp100]

I like that one sucka.

[sucka free]

thanks...i have a special talent

[NotURMasButArmas]

College chicks are hot
I would put it in their butt
Even if they're a slut

RBI is cool
It kicks major ass for a
fifteen year old game

Armas

PS. Gantry, ever think about making a page dedicated to our RBI haikus?

[Gantry]

Perhaps I'll put a few choice ones in the Misc page....

[sucka free]

Armas,

  Nice one.  Haiku's about sluts + anal sex = funny

[NotURMasButArmas]

I thank you sucka
It's much appreciated
I like yours as well

Armas

[GDavis]

When playing all stars
If George Brett hits a home run
Check bats for pine tar

[NotURMasButArmas]

When playing BoSox
Armas is always da man
Remember that ok?

Armas

[sucka free]

one too many in that last line armas.  just drop "that" from the sentence

[vgp100]

I agree with Sucka's previous post, but will go a step further. Anal sex and sluts mix great with everything.

[NotURMasButArmas]

Ah I hate myself now. Can I still be in your guy's club?

Armas

[sucka free]

if it happens again, there will be some fistacuffs

[B]

A stache to cherrish
Glasses like eyes from above
Brookens is our lord

RBI on....

[sucka free]

I've been reading some older threads.  I decided to bump this one...its a sucka free classic.

[fknmclane]

That is pretty classic.

[ultimate7]

I've been reading through the old RBI threads recently also, there are so great old ones.  I love seeing the progressions of the data analysis and seeing stuff like when Nightwulf figured out there was no ground ball attribute.

[TβG]

Ground ball attribute
Where are you, I can't find you
You are a mistake

(a dysfunctional father/programmer)

[TβG]

An Ode to Gantry

Oh Cali Angels
Why you lead off with Pettis
We will never know

-- Gene Mauch

Finally we have a forum to express our artistic sides..... wait, potsie already has his avatar.

[sucka free]

Potsie's Av. is shit
Detroits' a hitting machine
Shoot Jiz in her ear

[ultimate7]

I hate Steve Garvey
Hated the Dodgers, and then
1984