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Started by JoeDirt, 11/03/04, 09:06:25 PM

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rdub

MikeD and I should start talking some shit about who is going to booze more egregiously, slay more whores and shoot the best round of crooked stick but then:

a. Just when I think I've got Mike out drunk he busts out copious amounts of illicit to send it into extra innings

b. Mike and I banged the same chick within 72 hours and would just as soon share strange than have the other go without

c. we both suck horribly at golf and this will only be exacerbated by the previous nights "A" and "B"

TbT

is that side bet still on to see who can bang the fattest girl at the tourney?

Does it need to be taped for verification?

also is worth more if you can get her insanely drunk and to do something a little twisted like have a dog get some sloppy seconds after im done with her?

and my 4th question....Curt Flood...does your dog have any plans for saturday night?   ;D

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fightonusc

I just sent the press release and a pitch over to about a dozen reporters at the Columbus Dispatch and the Columbus bureau of the Associated Press. We'll see if we get any response. I also have a list of people to send the e-mail to at the local TV stations as well as the morning shows (to try and get Joe on as a guest).
Quote from: BeefMaster on 11/13/17, 08:32:00 AM
there are also folks complaining about the lack of Bobby Grich, Dwight Evans, and Willie Randolph.

rdub

Quote from: fightonusc on 06/09/05, 05:15:02 PM
I just sent the press release and a pitch over to about a dozen reporters at the Columbus Dispatch and the Columbus bureau of the Associated Press. We'll see if we get any response. I also have a list of people to send the e-mail to at the local TV stations as well as the morning shows (to try and get Joe on as a guest).

that is fcknmoney usc! its good to "know people". it would be great if a tv crew showed up and someone could catch the local hair piece saying to her camera crew what a bag of ass this story is going to be.

Attezzobal

Quote from: rdub on 06/09/05, 08:56:50 PM

that is fcknmoney usc! its good to "know people". it would be great if a tv crew showed up and someone could catch the local hair piece saying to her camera crew what a bag of ass this story is going to be.

If that were to happen, could I kick the shit out of him? Because it appears OJ is off limits for me.

GDavis

The rumors are true... My 1st round opponent will be....















WUMPST!!!!!

(cue the Wumpst theme song)

fknmclane

Yeah, what's the latest on the Josh Payne replacement, JoeD?
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

JoeDirt

A few people have said they are interested...it's now a race to see who sends $100 to me first...
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

GDavis

I don't care who it is as long as we get to cue Wumpst's theme music.

TbT

Quote from: JoeDirt on 06/09/05, 09:47:32 PM
A few people have said they are interested...it's now a race to see who sends $100 to me first...

just checked me paypal, and its not thru yet...says the 10th is the expected due date, so hopefully when the morning comes.............

speaking of wumpst, can Gantry find out his ip address(state/city)...we need to go one step further on Bonny's sign and buy a dang billboard in his town asking him to come back.

unless its been determined that its already a current members alter ego.
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malnuboy

I've started to tell people I'm going to Ohio for "nationals"

they don't need to know anything more, and since this is the "national" tournament, I'm coming home with at the very least ranked 16th in the nation in RBI baseball
What do you got there, the 4 volt? I did you a favor.

Mike D.

I've told them that I am "participating in a national baseball tournament in Columbus".  Leave it at that.
"Drinking and playing RBI is a great idea!  Kinda like drinking and, well, anything else!"- Kevin McDonald, Boston neighbor

rdub

#832
I tell them I'm going to be nerding around at the columbus nerdery.

TbT

i dont think Joes been on all day..maybe he was waiting for a replacement to get some more cash, then he's taking the money and running...we're all fucked  ;D

at least we can still drink at columbus.
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rdub

i was reminded of the dee-nee shirts in anything goes. somebody should make some of those up and sell them at the tourney, they would sell like hot cake...shirts.

JoeDirt

Quote from: TecmoBowlTerror on 06/10/05, 04:22:14 PM
i dont think Joes been on all day..maybe he was waiting for a replacement to get some more cash, then he's taking the money and running...we're all fucked ;D

Yeah, I had to go to Cleveland for work today...

Anyway, the site is updated to reflect TBT as entered:

http://ohio.rbicentral.com/players.html
http://ohio.rbicentral.com/brackets.html
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

rdub

Baines, Mike and I should be on there for dishonorable mention.

rdub

On attending the Ohio tourney:

Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special messages. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours

Mike D.

RE: Columbus Tourney, and my shopping list for said tourney:

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we need all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worries me is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I know we'll get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
"Drinking and playing RBI is a great idea!  Kinda like drinking and, well, anything else!"- Kevin McDonald, Boston neighbor

fightonusc

If ever there was a role I was born to play, it's of Dr. Gonzo (aka Oscar Z. Acosta)

Fucking bats!
Quote from: BeefMaster on 11/13/17, 08:32:00 AM
there are also folks complaining about the lack of Bobby Grich, Dwight Evans, and Willie Randolph.