Newbie here.......

[Attezzobal]

beef curtains

You are a poet

And he didn't even realize it until just now.

[JoeDirt]

As for team selection, I think Minnesota is your best bet followed by San Fran.

How the F does somebody with B No No's credentals possibly say this with a straight face?!

[JoeDirt]

Make sure you know the basics, like the quick throw and the Obvious substitutions (Jones and Hendrick for CA)

80% of your pitches should be on the outside corner and then either move them off the plate at the last second or keep them on the corner.

So back then you felt it appropriate to provide RBI advice, eh?  Interesting...

[Gantry]

Welcome TBT!  If you have any issues with the site, go to the backup forums at lemonparty.org. 

[TbT]

Blyleven_No-No spills the beans on all of his secrets

Now that I know your secrets you are going down, son!

ha!  this slayed me. 

[JoeDirt]

I like how Gantry welcomes TBT a full 10 months after his initial post.  Way to stay on top of your site--elitest.