Which RBI Vet is most likely a homosexual?

[GDavis]

My vote is for Hernandez.  He's got a mustache and a lisp.

[vgp100]

I'm going with the Wizard. He seems a little more fem than the rest. I wouldn't be surprised, however, if Canseco dabbled a little here and there.

[vgp100]

Oh yeah, if Strawberry was on the list, I'm sure he gave a few hummers for some blow.

[GDavis]

I'll put Strawberry in, if people think he warrants a spot more than one of the others.  Who would you replace vgp?

[vgp100]

Maybe Pettis. I really don't know enough about him to make a good judgement.

[GDavis]

I just put Pettis in cuz his name is close to Penis.

[GDavis]

Here's my reasoning for each choice:

Keith Hernandez: Mustache and lisp
Ozzie Smith: Small and effeminate, flips around a lot
Greg Gagne: RBI Nickname is Fagne
Candy Maldonado: His first name is CANDY!
Marty Barrett: His name just sounds gay
Alan Ashby: Switch Hitter, and RBI nickname is ASS-BY and had a mustache
Jose Canseco: Something about him just screams "homo"
Gary Pettis: Name sounds close to Gary Penis

[vgp100]

Wow, an anonymous vote for Candy.

[jcbball86]

i almost went for gagne because he might of been doing some "gagging" (even though his name has a different sound), but i had to go with candy, no self respecting heterosexual male can go by the name "candy", even if it WAS given to him by his parents

[Gwynn3k]

i would have to go with i am keith hernandez because he just looks the part.  have you seen the sweaters he used to wear?  throw in the mustache and you have your mega-sore-ass.

[Burnzky]

        I think keith hernandez's role on seinfeld was a little too natural.  

[mookiewilson]

Canseco is guilty of both homosexuality and incest.  There was definitely more than brotherly love going on between him and Ozzie.

[ironman]

I am the most likely homosexual RBI vet, you fags   id like to suck all of your COCKS!     so i hope to see everyone at the 1st annual san diego new faggot rbi tournament/pride festival at my house!   i cant wait to FUCK YOU!

[vgp100]

I think he's right. Ironman is the gayest one around. Maybe he can be added to the list. The use of all the little circle faces confirms his gayness.

[GDavis]

Ironman is indeed extremely gay, however the fact that he is not in RBI excludes him from the poll.

[Big Hath]

That depends on what is meant by "RBI Vet".

I'm sure there are veterinarians that work for the Rare Breeds International organization, some possibly homosexual like ironman here.

[GDavis]

Thats funny Hath.  I should've been more descriptive and said "Which former Major League baseball player featured in RBI Baseball for Nintendo is a fucking queer ass homo"

[GDavis]

Wow, surprise vote for Fagne

[GDavis]

I think this one deserves another look from the newcomers.

[doveRBI]

gd, glad you brought this one back... you reached way deep and it was before my time... i will gladly cast my vote.  one thing, why is john lockhart not an option?  checkmate that ho!  at least that's what i'd yell if i pinned his ass on the mat in a grecofago postion.