RBI "Straight Pitch" League-Draft

[JoeDirt]

he's back on, people.

[Lips]

Dee-Nee!

[JoeDirt]

Lopes is taken, no?

[Lips]

Lopes is already taken, yes.

[Nails]

Sorry guys.  These will be my last two picks until tomorrow, as I am leaving in a minute.  I chose Lopes from Houston, and Ozzie Smith.

I chose Lopes to start the round...

[Lips]

Noah, we are going to try and go through the remainder of the draft now...you gonna be able to do it?

[JoeDirt]

You can't hang around for 10 mins so we can wrap this thing up?

[JoeDirt]

2

[Lips]

Noah, you just started the 10th round.  We have 16 total, JoeDumbAss!

[Gantry]

i'll draft as quickly as possible to wrap it up tonight

[JoeDirt]

Am I the only one in sales?  People, come on.  Let's sell this thing as a short draft.

[JoeDirt]

2 Noah...only 2 left.  Don't listen to them.  They're stupid.

[Baines]

Phil Garner.  Too bad he doesn't come along with his good buddy the RBI ROMS mascot.

[Gantry]

willie hernandez

[JoeDirt]

I guess Phil Garner is a dumbfuck?

[Stock]

Well, shit...I haven't even selected any pitchers.  Does that mean my last two will be pitchers, and I only get 2?!?!

Noah,  You still have 6 spots to fill.  You only need 4 pitchers (8 starting batters, 4 subs, 4 pitchers is 16.  Your still OK.

Baines, your up.

[JoeDirt]

Fuck off Gantry.  I was going to take him.

[Gantry]

Take your backup...

[JoeDirt]

Uncle Jesse and Gantry can eat one.

stock up.

[JoeDirt]

...that's what I thought, Joe was saying only 12, though. Trying to cheat AGAIN.

No I didn't.  No I wasn't.  You can't prove anything.