I'm ready to whip ass

[Ryno23]

I got me a new controller.

It's a wal mart special with well defined D-pad.  It has a handy retractable cord.

Only 15 dollars.

It's on like donkey kong, now.


No ass whippings tonite, though.  I'll be fucking the wife for most of the evening.

[malnuboy]

he's clearly calling out JoeDirt,

this is like Clubber Lang calling out Balboa, "I wan't you Stallion!, I wan't you!"

"I gotta lot a more"

[JoeDirt]

Apparently I'll never get past my week one games to get to Ryno. 

[Ryno23]

Apparently I'll never get past my week one games to get to Ryno. 

chinken shit

[JoeDirt]

exhibition game---NOW DICKWEED!!

[malnuboy]

Apparently I'll never get past my week one games to get to Ryno. 

chinken shit

this is funny cuz of how he spelled chicken

[Baines]

I got me a new controller.

It's a wal mart special with well defined D-pad.  It has a handy retractable cord.

Only 15 dollars.

It's on like donkey kong, now.

Hope you have better luck than me.  Pretty sure that's the same one as mine which refuses to throw to 2B.

[Ryno23]

it throws to 2b, but sometimes there is a lag from when i hit up/A.  This makes snap throws very difficult.