Straight Pitch League Week 5 Results

[Nails]

And what the hell has gotten into Kirby Puckett?  He's hitting enough homers to keep up with the big boys.

[RedBarron]

And what the hell has gotten into Kirby Puckett?  He's hitting enough homers to keep up with the big boys.

He got away from my shit hole of a team.

[RedBarron]

You people realize that JoeDirt threw these games just to piss me off.


How else can you explain my lame ass beating the Thundercats 2 out of 3 and JoeDirt laying an egg against them.


Commissioner Kinnesaw Mountain Landis should hold a complete investigation. . . . full body cavity searches all around. . . . .. comb the desert!


Congrats on the series victory, Sir Lipitz.  A winner is you. . .. . .

[JoeDirt]

I give all the credit to Lips and his pitching with Clemens.  He was a beast.  My timing was off the entire series--but that was because Lips pitched so well. 

Lips also averaged about eleventy billion foul balls per batter--also to his credit (although I am not saying he did this purposefully--I am saying he was able to still somehow get a piece of pitches that caught him off guard).

I've said it before and I will say it again: there is no way the four playoff teams aren't me, Lips, Gantry and Noah.  The rest of you should be offended by that!

ps...for the sake of posterity alone, game 3 was actually 10-3, not 10-2. 

[RedBarron]

I give all the credit to Lips and his pitching with Clemens.  He was a beast.  My timing was off the entire series--but that was because Lips pitched so well. 

Lips also averaged about eleventy billion foul balls per batter--also to his credit (although I am not saying he did this purposefully--I am saying he was able to still somehow get a piece of pitches that caught him off guard).

I've said it before and I will say it again: there is no way the four playoff teams aren't me, Lips, Gantry and Noah.  The rest of you should be offended by that!

ps...for the sake of posterity alone, game 3 was actually 10-3, not 10-2. 

I think Gantry has a higher playoff mountain to climb than I do.    Stock is in the 4 spot for now, correct?

[JoeDirt]

not sure but I do know for certain that Gantry is a much better player...

[RedBarron]

not sure but I do know for certain that Gantry is a much better player...

No doubt there, but he's had some terrible luck in the league this year and his record has suffered.

This league should carry on for multiple seasons. . . . .  .Joe, you should sell your team.


Oh, hell ---- we should do a salary cap fantasy RBI league. . . . . that would be fkn mcawesome.

[Lips]

ps...for the sake of posterity alone, game 3 was actually 10-3, not 10-2.

Sorry about that.  Nice catch.

Ryno, you still living in the past?

[Lips]

For those trying to connect to the "other" online server, it's actually at potatoes.dee-nee.com.  Stock, when you get back online...can you update the main thread?

Hmmm, maybe there's a little favoritism towards The Thundercats.

ReeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEGGIE!!!!

ReEEEeeeeeeEEEEeeeEGGIE!!!!

REEEEEeeEEEEeeeeeeeGGIE!!!!

[Lips]

ps...for the sake of posterity alone, game 3 was actually 10-3, not 10-2.

Sorry about that. Nice catch.

Whoops, did you mean Game 2?

[RedBarron]

Lips, all I have is the past.

[JoeDirt]

yeah, game 2 Lips...stop making me recall those games!

[Nails]

Holy Shit....
I go on vacation for 5 days, and a lot has happened.
Probably a good thing fuzzy is gone. Although, I do think he was only doing this shit to get a rise out of everyone.

Glad to know you're alive.

[Stock]

Seriously, where the fuck is Stock?

Sorry man.  Was on vacation the last 5 days (family was in town visiting).
Let's get our game in either tonite or tomorrow night.  Anytime after 630pm CST works for me.

[RedBarron]

since stock wasn't around the past week, I think we should replay all games

MLB couldn't get along with out Bud an we can't get along with out Bill.

[Stock]

It's official.  All games played last week are now a tie.

[Stock]

Sorry Noah.  Again our paths don't cross.
It is going on 9pm my time, and the wife needs some of my time.

PM me a time for tomorrow night, and I gaurantee that I will make it.
I will not gaurantee that I'll be sober.

[JoeDirt]

It is going on 9pm my time, and the wife needs some of my time.

shouldnt take more than 2 minutes, though, right?  ...and that's assuming you like a cigarette afterwards...

[Lips]

Noah, if you are interested in playing our week 6 games, I'm in for right now...

[Stock]

Damn, we got our times messed up again.  When it's 10:30 pm your time, it's 8:30 pm my time.  8:30 pm tomorrow night is the earliest I can play.

Alright,
I will come on here at 1030pm CST Friday night.
See you then.