MR RBI, results

[Attezzobal]

Well, Dirt, RBI, and I hung out this afternoon and played some RBI, here are the results (Mr. RBI is NY each game)...

A few things to note, one, we played complete anything goes style (hence the high strike out total), two, I saw Dirt's "cheat" pitch, I love that fucking pitch, I just want to know what controller he uses since mine doesn't allow for enough fluid movement to do it online...Well, here they are

1st game, I won 1-0, I was in a run down between 2nd and 3rd, RBI through it to third into the wall, and I scored easily, it should be noted, that I hit a double on the next pitch, and a single after that, so he would have scored anyway, still unearned

Game 2, I had him at second in a run down, but ran to third (I was in the middle of the infield) instead of second, and threw to second narrowly missing my pitching to send it into the center field wall, unearned run totally...

Game three was between Dirt and RBI, Dirt was san fran, made one bad pitch the entire game, and RBI (not sure who it was with, Carter maybe?) pulled it over the left field fence.

[JoeDirt]

i stipulate that the lag as a factor--for all of us, though.  and yeah, it was carter.  get carter.

where's my game 4 revenge?!

[MR RBI]

Last time i struckout that much was at a Bar called Yankee Doodles.Ouch....I need to get my eyes checked out..Great online challege. I still feel i would'nt lose a complete series.

[Attezzobal]

I think Mr. RBI will tone it down a bit, and he just desperately wanted to play...

Game 4 was epic, extra innings, RBI didn't know not to take Ojeda out early and put McDowell in in the 7th (8th?) whereas Dirt kept Ojeda and subbed him in in the 9th or 10th, attached is the box score

[MR RBI]

Like i said i will lose a game here and there but will never lose a series..Good game Dirt. I know i made a mistake.Bad move by me ...You made all the right moves..

[MR RBI]

Was i any good? I know you guys thought i was all talk....but come on ..you have to admit i was strong......Dirt had to be my Mets to beat me...That was like a Jedi mind trick....It had me thinking all game long....

[BeeJay]

These box scores show just how badly the nintendo revolution needs to have rbi capabilities.  If I could play anything goes rbi over the internets with no lag, I wouldn't even need the million dollars from that blow job I just gave.

[Attezzobal]

I think a lot of the problem isn't so much lag, but it's how fluid your controller is, I'm gonna order one of those Nintendo controllers, and test it against JoeDirt...I think if we have little to no lag (which I've learned happens a decent amount of time) we can get a pretty reasonable anything goes game in.

And like I said RBI, you seem like you'd be pretty decent on an NES with s'more practice to get back in the thick of it...I do believe that both Dirt and I could easily beat you on an NES, but I think if you get back in shape you'd be above average.

[MR RBI]

Wait ,Wait ,Wait,no way you would have a chance to beat me on nes..No freakin way..You would never strike me out that much...Too much lag....But it is what is ....and i won more than you guys thought...I won ...I don't think you guys thought i was going to win a game....

[Attezzobal]

I thought you'd go 0-4 if we played four games against you, but I expected them to be low scoring affairs...And yes, I'm 100% certain that I could beat you on an NES...

Come to Columbus, maybe you could stow away with FightOnUsc

So yeah, I was wrong about you not winning at all, and there was very little lag in our two games, it picked up a bit near the middle of your first game against Dirt (if I remember correctly)...I really believe it has less to do with lag and more to do with the fluidity of the controller you use.

[MR RBI]

Were you 100% that you were going to beat me today.I would think yes.So don't throw out 100% to  me.Play me a series online and i will win 100%.....

[Attezzobal]

Were you 100% that you were going to beat me today.I would think yes.So don't throw out 100% to me.Play me a series online and i will win 100%.....

What the fuck does that mean? I was confident I would beat you, and we split the two games, I admitted I was confident I would beat you, and I just said that...

What the fuck does "So don't throw out 100% to  me." Mean?

[MR RBI]

I don't think you should throw out 100%.I beat you and i should have won the first game..Lets just play a series 4out of seven..I will win ....!110%


Relax,no need to get mad...I'm not a rude person...

[MR RBI]

Let's talk with Joe Dirt and see what he thinks..Your acting like i have no chance..Thats how i know your not being real...

[Attezzobal]

What the fuck are you talking about, christ.

I SAID YOU BEAT ME, I never said you didn't deserve it, you, however, claim that you should have won all four, talk about "not being real"

If I can find time for a best of seven series, that's fine, I'll play you as soon as I can, sadly, I may not have time but if you'd want to go say two games at a time, I'll be around late Sunday night drinking and playing RBI so maybe we can set up two of the games then.

I rarely act like an obnoxious cunt (Even though I can be very, very good at it) unless provoked, and I'm pretty sure you're trying to provoke me, so I'll bite...

But, if you decide to be cordial and not as arrogant, I'll abide by that as well and do the same.

[JoeDirt]

Mrs RBI, I think you were okay in the games I saw you play.  Actually, when you played Attezz, I thought you both sucked ass.  But then when I played you, I realized it was because of the lag or motion of the game...it wasn't the normal pace of an online game...supported by the extra high SOs and the extra low scoring.

Also, I'm confident enough that I can beat you in a series that I will bet you straight cash money, homey (paypal)--if you're interested.

[JoeDirt]

Were you 100% that you were going to beat me today.I would think yes.So don't throw out 100% to me.Play me a series online and i will win 100%.....

Actually, Mrs RBI, if you look at it, you realize you got 15 hits in 4 games...and gave up 27.  Further, you hit only 4 extra base hits in 4 games and you gave up 10 extra base hits in those same 4 games...Some might see that as lucky to have gone 2-2...

[MR RBI]

Indeed,But a win is a win...You dont see the Yankees 26 championships talking about stats..Correct..Come on guys...Admit i won and it hurts maybe a little...

[MR RBI]

One more thing guys ,I like you guys so lets be clean about this...and real...put yourselves in check....

[JoeDirt]

I'm just saying you went 2-2 and you act like we should say you were dominant or something...