I've been away - let's have an update

[doveRBI]

I grow weary of returning to my computer to have to read all the new posts on dee-nee and on my fantasy sites.  Somebody make it easy and tell me what the f is going on around here?  The rom?  Is vgp still an ass?  Is Jonny Lockhart still a gay?  Let me know.
Dove

[vgp100]

Answers to the questions:
1)nothing new
2) yes
3) yes