This week's ROM is attached. Please let me know now if you have any changes to make to your team.
The schedule is as follows:
Gantry Division:
The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores @ The Nimrods
The Coprophiliacs @ GDavis
Doverbi Division:
The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ The CommieHitlers
The Poopydicks @ Attarack
Interdivision:
The Hip Young Popes @ The OC
the popes will kneel before the oc and kiss our championship ring.
fighton, can you look up my edits (same filename as yours but with my screen name at the end) on nightwulf's site and see the symbol change as well as color change we did for the oc?
i'm not sure if that's how you wanted us to make changes...
are we allowed to occasionally change our line-ups?
Is this spring training, or regualr season?
For anyone that wants to see it, here's the text of the ROM data
Quote from: TBG on 11/06/06, 01:37:28 PM
the popes will kneel before the oc and kiss our championship ring.
In the first "preseason" game I played, the Popes won 12-0 in the first inning.
These aren't the same old Popes.
This is the regular season. You can make changes on a weekly basis. So, after this week's game, you have time to tweak your line-up for the Week 2 games. Also, any trades made between now and the start of Week 2 go into effect in Week 2.
Game 1 is between The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores and The Nimrods, to be played later today.
TBG - I was hoping you would make the changes directly to the ROM I had loaded and not to a different one. I'll make the changes for Week 2.
I think we need The Experts' Opinions for the upcoming season.
fighty fight man,
i didn't know how to save it back under your name. sorry.
The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores @ The Nimrods game is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow later today.
Here is the blank Statistic Spreadsheet, I probably spelled some names wrong which I'll fix later (I only use the first 8 letters). For now ignore the schedule and standings tabs, as I don't think I'm going to be tracking that for this league, if anyone has any questions about the stats, let me know.
I should get box scores up for each game the following day during my lunch
I assume this is all OK with USC
These games are much more exciting without all the super stud power hitters that I'm used to watching
Hendrick's Walk-Off Home Run Lifts Nimrods over Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores in Season Opener
DEE-NEE CITY - George Hendrick belted four home runs, including a two-run walk-off shot in the bottom of the ninth, to lead The Nimrods to an 18-16 victory over The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores in the season opening Fantasy RBI league game, played Monday afternoon at Tengen Stadium.
Hendrick finished the game 5 for 6 with five RBI and four runs scored. His game-winning shot was hit roughly 372 feet into the left-center field bleachers. In a tragic note, the ball struck a drunken fan in the head who was busy trying to avoid being molested by what witnesses report as "some sort of whale that can walk on land." The man, identified as Chubb Rock of Phoenix, was killed instantly.
"We're obviously very upset that this could happen at one of our games," said Fantasy RBI Commissioner Richard Man Freddy. "However, we're equal confused as to how the hell the ball missed that tubby bitch and plunked that guy in the head. I mean, he weight about a buck fifty, and she must have been three bills. This was clearly a million to one shot. And oh yeah, congratulations to the fan who retrived the bloody ball from near his friend's corpse."
The fan, who only gave "Mike D." as his name, is said to be planning on selling the ball on eBay with "some portion" of the proceeds going to Rock's family.
The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores has a balanced offense led by Pedro Guerrero, who had two home runs. After the game, Guerrero told reporters that "me like hit ball" and "where is stuff what go up my noses?"
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"Hey, Schiraldi. How about you suck my whore dong? You fucking waste. It's not everyday that I hit clutch fucking homers in RBI baseball and your dildo loping ass has to blow it? I hope you die you retarded monkey fucking jizz monger!"
The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ The CommieHitlers game is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.
I don't know if we are allowed to comment until after the Box Score is up for the game, so I won't say results. But poor defensive showing early on by the FTAS, and a key baserunning mistake. Add that to some clutch relief pitching by the Commie Hitlers and I am a happy camper...
Wow...my team sucked. Four errors in four innings didn't help. And shitty hitting. Boo-urns.
I cannot wait for Mine and GDavis's team to play. I'm so excited I just know we are gonna kick ass.
Wait, when did moses and GDavis form an alliance? Does Kane know about this?
Quote from: fknmclane on 11/08/06, 11:37:26 PM
Wait, when did moses and GDavis form an alliance? Does Kane know about this?
This is getting a bit WWF like. I hope Kane hits Gdavis on the head with a steel chair
Kane and I have an understanding. We assist each other when we are feeling down and out. We cheer each other up. GDavis is my partner in business and we are gonna kick ass. Plus GDavis is the original stalkee from when i first joined Dee Nee.
Do not be scared of our alliance be scared of our players kicking your asses!
moses will distract the umpires and then the pitcher will throw three baseballs all at once and when the umpire turns back around, he'll call strike three in favor of gdavis' team.
She should also throw white powder in the batters eyes
CommieHitlers Take Advantage of Frank Tanana All-Stars Errors, Win 15-8
DEE-NEE CITY - The CommieHitlers took advantage of a rash of mistakes by the Frank Tanana All-Stars to take a 15-8 victory in the Fantasy RBI League opener for both teams Wednesday afternoon at Tengen Stadium. The Frank Tanana All-Stars committed three official errors and had several baserunning gaffes, while another fielding mistake cost them a sure double play.
The high number of mistakes led to speculation that a group of players had decided to throw the game in protest to the team's current financial situation. Ozzie Smith, who went 0 for 4, neither confirmed or denied the reports when asked about it directly.
"Hey, I'm not going to say we threw this game, but when your owner is trying to pay you with Monopoly money, let's just say it's hard to get motivated," Smith said. "Loonies? Sounds pretty loony to me."
Frank Tanana All-Stars owner Shooty Babitt explained that even though his players were being paid in Canadian money instead of American dollars, this shouldn't be a cause for concern.
"No, it's real Canadian tender, usable at any business across the provences," Babitt said. "In fact, with the exchange rate...I mean, come on guys, I didn't have to time to go to the bank and exchange the money this week - there was a Leafs game on. But it's all real money...I swear!"
Babitt denied reports that he planned to pay his team in Google stock next week.
Julio Franco was the offensive star for The CommieHitlers, hitting two home runs and driving in six as part of his 3 for 5 day. The CommieHitlers' bullpen looked sharp, combining to give up just earned runs in five innings.
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Wow, nice win pinkos. I'm rather surprised at the lack of offense from the FTA's.
Quote from: fknmclane on 11/09/06, 12:44:31 PM
Wow, nice win pinkos. I'm rather surprised at the lack of offense from the FTA's.
Me too. All that fire power and Julio Franco hit as many homers as my whole team.
Quote from: fknmclane on 11/09/06, 12:44:31 PM
Wow, nice win pinkos. I'm rather surprised at the lack of offense from the FTA's.
I believe it was my relief pitching.
Julio Franco for MVP.
Quote from: moses on 11/09/06, 08:25:54 AM
GDavis is my partner in business and we are gonna kick ass.
Care to mix business with pleasure, my dear?
Am I a loser if I am bored and therefore decide to watch my teams game a SECOND time, already knowing how it will turn out? Just checking.
Quote from: Nacho on 11/09/06, 04:39:03 PM
Am I a loser if I am bored and therefore decide to watch my teams game a SECOND time, already knowing how it will turn out? Just checking.
You're a loser because even though your team pulled off the upset they still suck and pale in comparison to the greatest collection of fantasy RBI talent ever assembled.
POOPYDICKS!
The Coprophiliacs @ GDavis game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.
Surprising....very good game.
Quote from: GoReds on 11/09/06, 06:25:17 PM
Surprising....very good game.
Not really. Blowout. Daley is going to give you fits this year.
Oh, and fighton, since I don't have a life I'd be willing to help you with the recaps if you don't have time to watch every game. Up to you, of course.
it was close till the ninth...then we blew em out....only four homers though....quite contrary to the games I watched our team play.
Coprophiliacs Crap in GDavis' Cheerios, Win 20-15
DEE-NEE CITY - The Coprophiliacs used an eight-run fourth inning to take command of their Fantasy RBI League season opener on Thursday afternoon, pulling ahead and not looking back in taking a 20-15 victory over GDavis.
"Well, I told our team that if they lost, I'd make them wear those god-awful uniforms again," said manager TBT after the game. "I think that was all the motivation they needed."
Keith Hernandez homered twice and Darrell Evans added a homer and five RBI for The Coprophiliacs in the win. George Bell and Tony Armas both homered twice for GDavis in defeat.
One tactical error GDavis made was counting on a distraction to the opposing by the frequent flashing of his team's mascot, Moses. However, despite frequent shows of her yammers to the Coprophiliacs dugout, the team hardly seemed to notice.
"Well, I've certainly seen them enough times, and this week I prepared the team by showing them the various home movies and pics that I have," TBT said. "Hell, they probably know more about her boobs than she does now."
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Absolutely wrong. I cannot believe we lost. I think TBT's team was so pumped after watching his naked ass and that is why they won.Pink is really not a manly man's color you know they must be bicurious or at least completely gay.
They probably finished off the night with a lot of manly ass slapping.
Darkside's Fantasy Watch
The Giants offensive players are performing very well so far. They are demonstrating that the force is strong in them.
Candy went 4-5 with three RBIs, sored 2 runs, belted a laser double, and hit a towering home run.
Spillman lumbered up a 5-6 hitting display. The Jedi hit three doubles with 4 RBI, 2 runs scored and blasted a shot to right field.
Chili had a productive day while going 2-4 with one RBI, two doubles and a run scored
Jose Uribe doubled home a run, was 1-1, and scored one run coming off the bench.
Robbie Thompson came off the bench to hit a RBI single. He also went ahead and scored a pivotal run.
Youngblod had a RBI double and scored one run as a pinch hitter.
The relief pitching was solid in Scott Garrelts. Garrelts threw a very solid inning in the top of the ninth. He got jedi Dale Murphy whiffing. Overall he contributed with one inning pitched, one hit, no runs, and struck out Dale Murphy to end the inning.
Krukow, who is hurt by fantasy style play, showed a lof of heart in his performance while putting his team in a position to win.
This may be one of DS's smartest posts ever, except for claiming that 2-4 with an RBI is a productive day for Fantasy RBI.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 11/10/06, 08:21:59 PM
Darkside's Fantasy Watch
Better watch out for those Poopydicks.
POOPYDICKS!
Bump. Any more games ahead?
no...season's over. OC wins
The Poopydicks @ Attarack game is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.
Ouch
Crap.
I'm not gonna be able to watch it for a few hours, but the games I simmed between these two teams always came down to the last at bat.
So I'm not really sure what that means, and now I have to avoid this thread the rest of the day.
Haven't seen it but I'm guessing Attarack gets mercied by the 3rd inning.
The suspense is killing me.
POOPYDICKS!
It is very easy to watch your teams games, even moses was able to figure it out
wow.
Alright, that's officially the last time I will check this thread before about 7PM tonight.
Quote from: ultimate7 on 11/15/06, 10:12:00 AM
It is very easy to watch your teams games, even moses was able to figure it out
Where's the stupid thread with the instructions again?
Start here:
http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=15647.msg320374#msg320374
The Poopydicks Crush Attarack, 15-1
DEE-NEE CITY - The Poopydicks lit Nolan Ryan up for 15 runs in the second inning en route to a 15-1, two-inning mercy rule victory over Attarack in the Fantasy RBI League opener for both teams, played Tuesday night at Tengen Stadium.
"Hell, having to listen to Rack and Attezzobal gave me a headache, and this beating just made it worse," drawled Ryan. "Fortunately, when I get a tough headache, nothing works better than Advil. And whiskey."
Six different Poopydicks homered while the team collected 16 hits. Tim Raines scored the line run for Attarack, leading off with a triple in the bottom of the first inning and scoring on a throwing error.
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I will enjoy this season if Attarack blows. The team owned by the two biggest fucking know-it-alls here. HA!
Gotta love it, a great start to the season. This is only a taste of what is to come.
POOPYDICKS!!!!
Box score line of the game
Doyle Alexander: 2-2, 2 2B, 2 R, 1 RBI.
Also, Chris Speier and Brian Downing are slugging 3.000.
Herr didn't even get an at bat...I'm sure he could have turned things around.
Seriously, that is such a shitty team
I should've never ripped the Laudner pick. He's hitting 1.000 on the season.
No worries GDavis i have confidence we will win the next one.
Quote from: moses on 11/15/06, 03:21:21 PM
No worries GDavis i have confidence we will win the next one.
As long as we play fair and try our best we're winners in my book.
I would really like to take down the POOPYDICKs can we do it?
Quote from: moses on 11/15/06, 03:41:06 PM
I would really like to take down the POOPYDICKs can we do it?
dick in hand
Incorrect answer you are supopse to say Yes We Can!
Coaches are suppose to be motivational.
Quote from: moses on 11/15/06, 03:41:06 PM
I would really like to take down the POOPYDICKs can we do it?
We're more than happy to trade a victory for you taking us both down.
I don't like your tone mister.
Wow. Incredible.
Quote from: moses on 11/15/06, 04:37:27 PM
I don't like your tone mister.
Moses...fine. GDavis can take down Gantry.
POOPYDICKS!
What did I say mclane? If we get Doyle "Cy Young" Alexander our pitching will rock the Casbah. Great start for the POOPYDICKS, pizza is on me!
Pizza is not the same without cheese and meat. I'm not sure if anyone will eat it.
Darkside's Fantasy Watch
After a quick one-two-three top of the first, The Poopydicks unleashed a furry of doubles and moonshot bombs in the top of the second inning en route to overwhelming AttaRack, 15-0.
Andre Dawson, Chirs Speir, Brian Downing, Rob Wilfong and Ruppert Jones all homered in the top of the second. The Poopydick's offense amassed 16 hits, 9 doubles, one triple and 5 home runs, all in the top of the second. One RBI advanced scout observed "I have not seen this kind of offensive display in years".
The highlight of the Poopydicks quick work in disposing Attarack, were four back to back home runs. "The Firework crew probably worked the hardest" said Erhajj with a big smile and happily waving his shovel.
Team owner, Racktacular , was not present at the game, and there is speculation coming from within his circle, that his taking a vacation just before the season opener may have affected his team's concentration level and performance. No comments from AttaRack were made available after the game. Racktacular could not be reached to assess the speculation.
A jubilant Poopydicks clubhouse had the look of an after party. Team owner Ganrtry put his arm around General Manager fcknmclane and was quoted as saying "What did I say mclane? If we get Doyle "Cy Young" Alexander our pitching will rock the Casbah. Great start for the POOPYDICKS, pizza is on me!" Fcknmclane smiled back, winked his eye, and stated " Gotta love it, a great start to the season. This is only a taste of what is to come."
In other news:
BDawk, who attended the game, was quoted as saying " I will enjoy this season if Attarack blows. The team owned by the two biggest fucking know-it-alls here. HA!".
The players from the SF Giants(disciples of the Darkside) continue to show that the force is strong in them.
Chris Speir, Kevin Mitchell, and Bob Brenly combined to go for 5-7 with one home run, a triple,three strongly hit doubles, and 7 RBIs.
The co-gms have big plans in store for The Poopydicks! home opener but can't seem to get together and hammer out the details.
Hey, does anyone want to handle simulating the last game of the week? I'll be busy this weekend with our Friends Thanksgiving, so I probably won't get to it on my own until Monday.
Quote from: fightonusc on 11/18/06, 12:38:31 AM
Hey, does anyone want to handle simulating the last game of the week? I'll be busy this weekend with our Friends Thanksgiving, so I probably won't get to it on my own until Monday.
I don't know if I trust anyone else...Lots of cheaters around here, you know?
The Hip Young Popes @ The OC game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.
The OC Cruises Past The Hip Young Popes, 16-4
DEE-NEE CITY - In his first start since being released from prison, Doc Gooden scattered four runs over seven innings to lead defending champions The OC to a convincing 16-4 victory over The Hip Young Popes in a Fantasy RBI League game played Tueday afternoon at Tengen Stadium.
"It felt good to be out there with my teammates, and especially my new spiritual counselor BDawk," said Gooden, referring to The OC's general manager and his new "life coach". "BDawk tells me that if I follow his advice, he can help me turn my life around."
Rick Burleson hit for the cycle for The OC, going 4 for 4 with two runs and three RBI. Matt Nokes and Bobby Grich also drove in three to pace a balanced OC offense.
Roger Clemens was roughed up in his first start for The Hip Young Popes, giving up 15 hits and 11 runs over four innings.
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Longest week ever.
Official Press Release from Poopydicks World Headquarters:
First off, we'd like to thank our adoring legion of fans out there. You keep the team going, you keep the Dicks all kinds of Poopy. We love you for it.
To show our appreciation, we are hosting an all-day festival/concert/drunkfest/fuckfest at Tengen Stadium for our very first "home" game.
List of special attractions, etc include:
-very special and rare appearance by the rock band "Unexpected Anal." My co-GM Gantry Zettler and I are very, very excited for this show. Expect the unexpected bitches.
-a popcorn eating contest between yours truly and my co-GM, Gantry Zettler. He doesn't know what he's in for. I've heard the stories but I'm not afraid. Down goes Zettler! Down goes Zettler!
-my lovely wife, The Saint, will be putting on a clinic for the game Dr. Mario. She will illustrate her techniques against the one and only nightwulf. He was chosen for this as his skills are no match for my wife's and it will be far easier to go over strategy and what not while handily beating a lesser player.
-beer garden. Need I say more? Actually, yes, I may as well. We will be serving High Life, High Life Light, PBR and Old Style. AND NOTHING ELSE! If you plan on drinking til you can no longer stand and if chatting up transvestites with giant cans becomes your thing after dozens of beers, this is the place for you.
-the jumbotron will be playing short movie clips for the enjoyment of all, including but not limited to: BOOYAH (ditb), the Church of Fudge, the Donkey Punch, Eel-Squirting Asshole and possibly Would it Hurt if I Jammed this Railroad Spike into my Cock?
-the children will be allowed to run the bases at their leisure but parents, please be sure and caution them on the live Bengal tiger roaming short center field (when I say Bengal tiger, I mean the actual 15 foot beast, not a striped tabby that if sold could feed a small village.)
-there will be a designated section for all sexual acts. We encourage gaping in particular, especially if caused by a vibrator up the butt while the cooter is being mercilessly pounded.
-lest we forget, we will have no less than a dozen 60", top of the line video screens for playing RBI Baseball.
We look forward to seeing all of you at Tengen Stadium next week and thank you for your continued support.
Faithfully yours,
fknmclane and Gantry
POOPYDICKS!!!!
Let's not forget the Trivial Pursuit Exhibition Match featuring Gantry, fknmclane and The Commish.
THis shit's too easy. You pussies need to put up more of a fight.
compiled stats through week 1 attached
A couple notes on the stats:
the O columns is outs made
the E column is reached on Error or FC (in cases where no out is made on the play)
ult, that's a fantastic stat sheet. thanks for doing that.
That's sweet Ult.
Glad people like it, for next week Attarack's page will be fixed (forgot H, AB, and TB formulas apparently)
Also you can sort the stats on the Batters and Pitchers pages by selecting all and on the tool bar Data then dropdown to Sort, to see in every category
The stats are awesome, Ult. Thanks for doing this for this season.
If you have any line-up/uniform changes, get them to me ASAP. I'm working on the Week 2 ROM now.