Fantasy RBI Week 1 Thread

[BDawk]

Wait, when did moses and GDavis form an alliance?  Does Kane know about this?

This is getting a bit WWF like. I hope Kane hits Gdavis on the head with a steel chair

[moses]

Kane and I have an understanding. We assist each other when we are feeling down and out. We cheer each other up. GDavis is my partner in business and we are gonna kick ass. Plus GDavis is the original stalkee from when i first joined Dee Nee.

Do not be scared of our alliance be scared of our players kicking your asses!

[TβG]

moses will distract the umpires and then the pitcher will throw three baseballs all at once and when the umpire turns back around, he'll call strike three in favor of gdavis' team.

[BDawk]

She should also throw white powder in the batters eyes

[fightonusc]

CommieHitlers Take Advantage of Frank Tanana All-Stars Errors, Win 15-8

DEE-NEE CITY - The CommieHitlers took advantage of a rash of mistakes by the Frank Tanana All-Stars to take a 15-8 victory in the Fantasy RBI League opener for both teams Wednesday afternoon at Tengen Stadium. The Frank Tanana All-Stars committed three official errors and had several baserunning gaffes, while another fielding mistake cost them a sure double play.

The high number of mistakes led to speculation that a group of players had decided to throw the game in protest to the team's current financial situation. Ozzie Smith, who went 0 for 4, neither confirmed or denied the reports when asked about it directly.

"Hey, I'm not going to say we threw this game, but when your owner is trying to pay you with Monopoly money, let's just say it's hard to get motivated," Smith said. "Loonies? Sounds pretty loony to me."

Frank Tanana All-Stars owner Shooty Babitt explained that even though his players were being paid in Canadian money instead of American dollars, this shouldn't be a cause for concern.

"No, it's real Canadian tender, usable at any business across the provences," Babitt said. "In fact, with the exchange rate...I mean, come on guys, I didn't have to time to go to the bank and exchange the money this week - there was a Leafs game on. But it's all real money...I swear!"

Babitt denied reports that he planned to pay his team in Google stock next week.

Julio Franco was the offensive star for The CommieHitlers, hitting two home runs and driving in six as part of his 3 for 5 day. The CommieHitlers' bullpen looked sharp, combining to give up just earned runs in five innings.

Box Score:

[fknmclane]

Wow, nice win pinkos.  I'm rather surprised at the lack of offense from the FTA's.

[Shooty]

Wow, nice win pinkos.  I'm rather surprised at the lack of offense from the FTA's.

Me too.  All that fire power and Julio Franco hit as many homers as my whole team.

[Nacho]

Wow, nice win pinkos.  I'm rather surprised at the lack of offense from the FTA's.

I believe it was my relief pitching.

Julio Franco for MVP.

[GDavis]

GDavis is my partner in business and we are gonna kick ass.

Care to mix business with pleasure, my dear?

[Nacho]

Am I a loser if I am bored and therefore decide to watch my teams game a SECOND time, already knowing how it will turn out?  Just checking.

[fknmclane]

Am I a loser if I am bored and therefore decide to watch my teams game a SECOND time, already knowing how it will turn out?  Just checking.

You're a loser because even though your team pulled off the upset they still suck and pale in comparison to the greatest collection of fantasy RBI talent ever assembled.

POOPYDICKS!

[fightonusc]

The Coprophiliacs @ GDavis game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[Reds]

Surprising....very good game.

[Nacho]

Surprising....very good game.

Not really.  Blowout.  Daley is going to give you fits this year.

Oh, and fighton, since I don't have a life I'd be willing to help you with the recaps if you don't have time to watch every game.  Up to you, of course.

[Reds]

it was close till the ninth...then we blew em out....only four homers though....quite contrary to the games I watched our team play.

[fightonusc]

Coprophiliacs Crap in GDavis' Cheerios, Win 20-15

DEE-NEE CITY - The Coprophiliacs used an eight-run fourth inning to take command of their Fantasy RBI League season opener on Thursday afternoon, pulling ahead and not looking back in taking a 20-15 victory over GDavis.

"Well, I told our team that if they lost, I'd make them wear those god-awful uniforms again," said manager TBT after the game. "I think that was all the motivation they needed."

Keith Hernandez homered twice and Darrell Evans added a homer and five RBI for The Coprophiliacs in the win.  George Bell and Tony Armas both homered twice for GDavis in defeat.

One tactical error GDavis made was counting on a distraction to the opposing by the frequent flashing of his team's mascot, Moses. However, despite frequent shows of her yammers to the Coprophiliacs dugout, the team hardly seemed to notice.

"Well, I've certainly seen them enough times, and this week I prepared the team by showing them the various home movies and pics that I have," TBT said. "Hell, they probably know more about her boobs than she does now."

[moses]

Absolutely wrong. I cannot believe we lost. I think TBT's team was so pumped after watching his naked ass and that is why they won.Pink is really not a manly man's color you know they must be bicurious or at least completely gay.

They probably finished off the night with a lot of manly ass slapping.

[Darky]

Darkside's Fantasy Watch

The Giants offensive players are performing very well so far. They are demonstrating that the force is strong in them.
Candy went 4-5 with three RBIs, sored 2 runs, belted a laser double, and hit a towering home run.
Spillman lumbered up a 5-6 hitting display. The Jedi hit three doubles with 4 RBI, 2 runs scored and blasted a shot to right field.
Chili had a productive day while going 2-4 with one RBI, two doubles and a run scored
Jose Uribe doubled home a run, was 1-1, and  scored one run coming off the bench.
Robbie Thompson came off the bench to hit a RBI  single. He also went ahead and scored a pivotal run.
Youngblod had a RBI double and scored one run as a pinch hitter.

The relief pitching was solid in Scott Garrelts.  Garrelts threw a very solid inning in the top of the ninth. He got jedi Dale Murphy whiffing. Overall he contributed with one inning pitched, one hit, no runs, and struck out Dale Murphy to end the inning.
Krukow, who is hurt by fantasy style play, showed a lof of heart in his performance while putting his team in a position to win.

[ultimate7]

This may be one of DS's smartest posts ever, except for claiming that 2-4 with an RBI is a productive day for Fantasy RBI.

[fknmclane]

Darkside's Fantasy Watch
Better watch out for those Poopydicks.

POOPYDICKS!