Fantasy RBI Week 1 Thread

[fightonusc]

This week's ROM is attached. Please let me know now if you have any changes to make to your team.

The schedule is as follows:

Gantry Division:

The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores @ The Nimrods
The Coprophiliacs @ GDavis

Doverbi Division:

The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ The CommieHitlers
The Poopydicks @ Attarack

Interdivision:

The Hip Young Popes @ The OC

[TβG]

the popes will kneel before the oc and kiss our championship ring.

[TβG]

fighton, can you look up my edits (same filename as yours but with my screen name at the end) on nightwulf's site and see the symbol change as well as color change we did for the oc? 

i'm not sure if that's how you wanted us to make changes...

[TbT]

are we allowed to occasionally change our line-ups?

[BDawk]

Is this spring training, or regualr season?

[ultimate7]

For anyone that wants to see it, here's the text of the ROM data

[Gerlost]

the popes will kneel before the oc and kiss our championship ring.

In the first "preseason" game I played, the Popes won 12-0 in the first inning.

These aren't the same old Popes.

[fightonusc]

This is the regular season. You can make changes on a weekly basis. So, after this week's game, you have time to tweak your line-up for the Week 2 games. Also, any trades made between now and the start of Week 2 go into effect in Week 2.

Game 1 is between The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores and The Nimrods, to be played later today.

TBG - I was hoping you would make the changes directly to the ROM I had loaded and not to a different one. I'll make the changes for Week 2.

[Gerlost]

I think we need The Experts' Opinions for the upcoming season.

[TβG]

fighty fight man,

i didn't know how to save it back under your name.  sorry.

[fightonusc]

The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores @ The Nimrods game is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow later today.

[ultimate7]

Here is the blank Statistic Spreadsheet, I probably spelled some names wrong which I'll fix later (I only use the first 8 letters).  For now ignore the schedule and standings tabs, as I don't think I'm going to be tracking that for this league, if anyone has any questions about the stats, let me know.

I should get box scores up for each game the following day during my lunch

I assume this is all OK with USC

[ultimate7]

These games are much more exciting without all the super stud power hitters that I'm used to watching

[fightonusc]

Hendrick's Walk-Off Home Run Lifts Nimrods over Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores in Season Opener

DEE-NEE CITY - George Hendrick belted four home runs, including a two-run walk-off shot in the bottom of the ninth, to lead The Nimrods to an 18-16 victory over The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores in the season opening Fantasy RBI league game, played Monday afternoon at Tengen Stadium.

Hendrick finished the game 5 for 6 with five RBI and four runs scored. His game-winning shot was hit roughly 372 feet into the left-center field bleachers. In a tragic note, the ball struck a drunken fan in the head who was busy trying to avoid being molested by what witnesses report as "some sort of whale that can walk on land." The man, identified as Chubb Rock of Phoenix, was killed instantly.

"We're obviously very upset that this could happen at one of our games," said Fantasy RBI Commissioner Richard Man Freddy. "However, we're equal confused as to how the hell the ball missed that tubby bitch and plunked that guy in the head. I mean, he weight about a buck fifty, and she must have been three bills. This was clearly a million to one shot. And oh yeah, congratulations to the fan who retrived the bloody ball from near his friend's corpse."

The fan, who only gave "Mike D." as his name, is said to be planning on selling the ball on eBay with "some portion" of the proceeds going to Rock's family.

The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores has a balanced offense led by Pedro Guerrero, who had two home runs. After the game, Guerrero told reporters that "me like hit ball" and "where is stuff what go up my noses?"

[RedBarron]

"Hey, Schiraldi.  How about you suck my whore dong?  You fucking waste.  It's not everyday that I hit clutch fucking homers in RBI baseball and your dildo loping ass has to blow it?  I hope you die you retarded monkey fucking jizz monger!"

[fightonusc]

The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ The CommieHitlers game is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.

[Nacho]

I don't know if we are allowed to comment until after the Box Score is up for the game, so I won't say results.  But poor defensive showing early on by the FTAS, and a key baserunning mistake.  Add that to some clutch relief pitching by the Commie Hitlers and I am a happy camper...

[Shooty]

Wow...my team sucked.  Four errors in four innings didn't help.  And shitty hitting.  Boo-urns.

[moses]

I cannot wait for Mine and GDavis's team to play. I'm so excited I just know we are gonna kick ass.

[fknmclane]

Wait, when did moses and GDavis form an alliance?  Does Kane know about this?