Last Week:
Gantry Division:
The OC 16, The Nimrods 6
The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores 22, The Coprophiliacs 15
Doverbi Division:
The Poopydicks 14, The Frank Tanana All-Stars 0
Attarack 10, The CommieHitlers 8
Interdivision:
The Hip Young Popes 10, GDavis 0
This Week's Games
Gantry Division:
The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores (1-1) @ The OC (2-0)
Doverbi Division:
Attarack (1-1) @ The Frank Tanana All-Stars (0-2)
Interdivison:
The Hip Young Popes (1-1) @ The Nimrods (1-1)
The Coprophiliacs (1-1) @ The Poopydicks (2-0)
GDavis (0-2) @ The CommieHitlers (1-1)
This week's ROM is attached.
Ult - the two line-up changes are:
GDavis - Swap Tudor and Key
The OC - Swap Stanley and McDowell
Wow! 14 bombs in the game.
are you tele pathetic?
The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores @ The OC game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.
well, that was nice.
Murphy cleared the scoreboard. That shot has to be close to 500 feet.
Murphy is easliy one of the best hitters in RBI.
the whores obviously have something to prove.
I don't know what that is, but it's obvious.
dale murphy either REALLY likes being a whore or he REALLY hates it. hard to tell.
Ha ha, OC sucks balls. And soon they'll be sucking POOPYDICKS! balls.
we're all a whore at heart
Quote from: fknmclane on 12/23/06, 06:15:38 PM
Ha ha, OC sucks balls. And soon they'll be sucking POOPYDICKS! balls.
When do the poopydicks get blasted by the Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores?
Quote from: Ryno on 12/23/06, 06:17:00 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 12/23/06, 06:15:38 PM
Ha ha, OC sucks balls. And soon they'll be sucking POOPYDICKS! balls.
When do the poopydicks get blasted by the Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores?
The Mexican Hermaphodites should be moving up in my fantasy watch rankings.
Sloppy game it was. The OC made some crucial errors in the top of the 6th.
I shall recap it soon in my locked thread.
Whatever...I was tired of winning all the fucking games. Wait till the playoffs. Everyone else still sucks
lot's of DP's by the Hermaphrodite Whores. . .. . . . yeah, DP's
Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores Hand The OC Their First Loss
DEE-NEE CITY - Keyed by a five-run sixth inning, The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores handed The OC an 11-7 victory in a Fantasy RBI League game played on Friday evening at Tengen Stadium.
Pedro Guerrero went 3 for 5 with three RBI, and had a home run off of close friend Dwight Gooden. Guerrero explained that he Gooden have been good friends since the 1980s.
"Me and Gooden, we like the cocaine very, very much," Guerrero said. "In fact, I go out to club with him and have many much piles of it last night before the game."
Gooden was asleep in his locker room after the game and was unavailable for comment.
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The Attarack @ Frank Tanana All-Stars game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.
I'm gonna assume Tom Herr hasn't been tested for drug use recently
Tom Herr is all man, at least for this week.
Attarack Boxes Around Frank Tanana All-Stars, 15-1
DEE-NEE CITY - Tom Herr and Tim Teufel each homered twice to lift Attarack (2-1) to a 15-1, four-inning mercy rule victory over The Frank Tanana All-Stars (0-3) in a Fantasy RBI League game played Monday evening at Tengen Stadium.
"Rock (Tim Raines) gave Tommy and I some stuff before the game that he said would help us 'have some more get up and go' when we were up," Teufel said. "I don't know what exactly that powder was, but man, I feel like I could body slam Gettysburg right now."
John Morris continued his hot hitting for Attarack, going 3 for 4 with four RBI, while Nolan Ryan limited The Frank Tanana All-Stars to just six hits over four innings.
"I want people to know that we're playing this game under protest - after all, the game was played on Boxing Day Eve," said Frank Tanana All-Stars owner Shooty Babbit. "How are my guys supposed to concentrate when they are away from their families, missing doing traditional Boxing Day Eve traditions like, umm, the wrapping of boxes, and the other stuff."
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After being early season favorites, the Frank Tanana All Stars are the worst team in the league. 0-3 record and losing the last 2 games by a combined 29-1 score. Boo-urns.
So far this season Bret Saberhagen is 0-3 with a 28.64 ERA and a 4.09 WHIP. Not good at all.
Quote from: fightonusc on 12/26/06, 07:25:23 PM
So far this season Bret Saberhagen is 0-3 with a 28.64 ERA and a 4.09 WHIP. Not good at all.
When can I change my line up? I want to move Saberhagen into the closers role.
Seriously, if you want to, I can do that for next week.
The Hip Young Popes @ The Nimrods game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.
Hip Young Popes Puts The Nimrods Through the Torture Rack, Win 20-9
DEE-NEE CITY - Roger Clemens "scattered" 14 hits over seven innings to lead The Hip Young Popes to a 20-9, seven-inning mercy rule victory over The Nimrods in a Fantasy RBI League game played today at Tengen Stadium.
After the game, Clemens dodged questions about his status for next season, or even the next game.
"I'm a devoted family person, and nothing means more to me than my family," said Clemens, who operates on a unique game-by-game contract. "I'm really missing the time I have with my wife and kids, whatever their names are, and it will be very tempting for me to go home and hang up my cleats. It's hard to put a price on being with your family, although right now I would say about a million dollars a game is about right."
The Hip Young Popes (2-1) pounded out 30 hits against The Nimrods (1-2). Bill Madlock and Ray Knight each homered and drove in four, while Clemens and Marc Sullivan each scored four times.
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I don't think I've ever seen a first basemen run away from so many ground balls, I think Roger Clemens paid off Kent Hrbek.
Was that divine intervention on that inside the parker that Ray Knight hit? Funny to see an inside the parker with the ball stuck on the fence. Clemens had one hellava day.
STINKY SULLIVAN!
The Coprophiliacs @ The Poopydicks game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.
Once again I have no idea why it is not wanting to work. The file will not unzip. Any ideas what i am doing wrong.
Assuming you can view the zip file as a folder
Open folder and you will see actual file.
Right click on file in the folder and CUT
move out of zip folder and paste file somewhere else
Tyson does it again.
POOPYDICKS!
Thats the most depressing thing I've seen all day...
Poopydicks Continue Torrid Pace, Throttle Coprophiliacs 10-0 in One Inning
DEE-NEE CITY - The Poopydicks continued their early-season domination of the Fantasy RBI League on Thursday afternoon, blowing out The Coprophiliacs 10-0 in a one-inning mercy rule game at Tengen Stadium. The match-up was a highly-anticipated encounter between the leagues two most fecally-obsessed teams, but in the end the power of The Poopydicks proved to be too much for the Coprophiliacs to stomach.
"The shit is really going to hit the fan after this game," said Coprophiliacs GM TBT. "No, I mean seriously, that's what is going to happen. That's how I like to unwind after a tough day - throw some shit at a large fan, preferably with a stripper or other soulless female there to have it splatter on."
Moses was not available for comment.
Chris Speier and Kevin Mitchell each homered for The Poopydicks (3-0), who pounded Coprophiliacs (1-2) starter Bert Blyleven for 10 hits. The Poopydicks have not had a game last longer than three innings this season, and have given up a total of one run in six total innings of baseball.
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The Poopydicks performance thus far this year is just a real nice surprise. Just a real nice surprise.
POOPYDICKS!!!!
AttaRack is 2-1 on the season and are now in mid-season form. Tueffel and Herr are giving the bottom of AttaRack's lineup a most solid 1-2 punch. Shit, last game even Nolan Ryan went 3-3. Ripkin, Laudner and GDavis need to start hitting or their place in the lineup will be filled with Tueffel/Herr. John "Blank" Morris continues to shine out of the #2 spot. AttaRack will keep the same lineup and looks forward to their next opponent.
Ripken's hope always exceeds his hype. He will never get it going Rack. In fact, my advance scouts tell me that his is killin your lineup.
Don't you guys over in Sweden run the bases in a clockwise fashion?
The GDavis @ CommieHitlers game is now complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.
The game was somehow fixed in order to get GDavis posting again.
at least Blyleven got 1 motherfucker out for us. >:(
shit on a shingle.........thats not a good performance.
Any chance I can assume the ownership of the Mexican Hermaphrodites if Ryno does not come back?
Ryno will be back
I think he meant to say Ryno will be black. He's going through a race change. Very controversial procedure. Maybe the blacks drafted him in the race draft
Did they use Mr. Garrison's balls for his new knees?
GDavis Snaps Losing Streak Against CommieHitlers, 11-1
DEE-NEE CITY - Tony Armas homered and drove in five, and Jimmy Key allowed only two hits, as GDavis picked up their first win of the season, an 11-1, four-inning mercy rule victory over The CommieHitlers in a Fantasy RBI game played Friday night at Tengen Stadium.
Key, seeing his first action of the season, was bumped up in the rotation before the game for GDavis (1-2), and he did not fail to deliver. The only run he gave up was unearned, on a failed attempt to double Fernando Valenzuela up at third base on a line drive.
Valenzuela was rocked by GDavis' hitting, giving up 14 hits and 10 earned runs. His triple was one of only two extra base hits - and hits in the game - for The CommieHitlers (1-2).
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Doyle Alexander is regaining his form of fantasy seasons past, all these blowouts may hurt his stamina in the long run...
I am happy we finally won one.
Ult, what's the ETA on getting the updated stats for this week?
Quote from: The Dark Side on 12/31/06, 07:41:26 AM
Any chance I can assume the ownership of the Mexican Hermaphrodites if Ryno does not come back?
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/02/07, 12:16:18 PM
Ult, what's the ETA on getting the updated stats for this week?
Lunch tomorrow, so hopefully by about this time tomorrow.
There are 4 games done in the best of 7 series for the other fantasy, so starting next week I should be able to keep up game for game with you.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 01/02/07, 12:21:12 PM
Any chance I can assume the ownership of the Mexican Hermaphrodites if Ryno does not come back?
The Empire is anxiously waiting for a statement to be issued by the RBI Fantasy Founder and Commissioner regarding this serious matter. We are willing to pay with lucrative assets or Cash/Kronor/Euro.
In the event that a deal is finalized, we would like to announce a name change to The Dark Side and a uniform change to pure black. A line up shake up would also take place immediately.
Naturally The Empire is full aware of Ryno's possible return before week 4. We are also aware that Ryno may not return until an undetermined time. Due to the nature of this traumatic event, we strongly feel that some kind of legislation be posted soon to clear up this matter.
next thing you know, he'll want to be chancellor...
MEXICAN HERMAPHRODITE WHORES PLACED IN LEAGUE CONTROL PENDING FINAL RULING
HOLLYWOOD, CA - The Dee-Nee Fantasy RBI League has announced that Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores will be run by the league offices through Week 4 after the disappearance of team owner Ryno. If Ryno has not returned to Dee-Nee by the start of Week 5, the league will relocate the team to a new owner and location.
"This league has seen absentee owners before, and it's not a situation that is in the best interest of the game," said Fantasy RBI League Commissioner Richard Manfreddy in a statement released from his palatial estate overlooking the Hollywood Hills. "We are giving Ryno one week of Fantasy RBI play to return to Dee-Nee and to his team. After that time, we will consider all reasonable offers to relocate the team to the best possible situation."
Several potential suitors have already contacted the league offices to express interest in the troubled franchise. Among these is a mysterious Swedish playboy and former minor-league baseball player. However, league front office sources have anonymously indicated that Manfreddy is concerned about the travel time associated with hodling games in Sweden, and also that the suitor has a history of "bailing out on promises to do things" that he has made in the past.
In lieu of actual management, I believe a fire sale style draft is in order. The OC picks first
new location: stockholm
new name: swedish wrinkly whores
Stockholm, Sweden - In response to the statement released by Dee Nee Fantasy RBI League Commissioner Mr. Richard Manfreddy, The Empire fully respects his decision and we have no quarrels with the ruling.
We would also like to thank the Commissioner for a fast and speedy reply. The Empire is very open to any deals that may facilitate this lucrative take over.
The Empire cannot change events in the past that may have put a blemish on the accountability of the Dark Side, but in a land rebuilt upon second chances, we are confident that a relocation would only benefit the prestige of the Fantasy RBI League.
By coercion, a new state of the art stadium is now being built with the help of Carl XVI Gustaf, King of Sweden. The Swedish Bikini Team is now in possession of The Empire. Their primary role will be luring spectators and high profile Dee Nee members to watch the fantasy league in Stockholm in our new starblast sky-box section.
orange county, california - in a "friend of the court" type of thingy filed with the league today, two-time defending fantasy world champion "the oc" owner tbg stated that his team would possibly endorse dark fringe and imperial ownership of the orphaned MHW if correct compensation were made to all owners of the fantasy league teams.
said compensation could include but would not be limited to:
the st. pauli girl--shared on a rotating basis
ski lessons
snowmobile rides
midsomer festival-type activities
case of lutefisk
wakes and bakes
private concert featuring abba, j.giels, roxette, and dio
reuniting a certain owner with helena--a swedish soccer player/echange student.
I hope Ryno comes back soon.
Week 3 stat sheet attached
Seriously, all of Dee-nee needs to be hired to write press releases. We'd make any company millions...
Quote from: Gantry on 01/04/07, 09:59:37 AM
Seriously, all of Dee-nee needs to bow at the altar of the POOPYDICKS!
This Poopydicks run of dominance is unprecedented.
Quote from: GoReds on 01/04/07, 09:59:37 AM
Poopydicks- Best Team Ever?