Official Fantasy RBI Week 3 Thread

[fightonusc]

Last Week:

Gantry Division:

The OC 16, The Nimrods 6
The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores 22, The Coprophiliacs 15

Doverbi Division:

The Poopydicks 14, The Frank Tanana All-Stars 0
Attarack 10, The CommieHitlers 8

Interdivision:

The Hip Young Popes 10, GDavis 0

This Week's Games

Gantry Division:

The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores (1-1) @ The OC (2-0)

Doverbi Division:

Attarack (1-1) @ The Frank Tanana All-Stars (0-2)

Interdivison:

The Hip Young Popes (1-1) @ The Nimrods (1-1)
The Coprophiliacs (1-1) @ The Poopydicks (2-0)
GDavis (0-2) @ The CommieHitlers (1-1)

This week's ROM is attached.

Ult - the two line-up changes are:

GDavis - Swap Tudor and Key
The OC - Swap Stanley and McDowell

[Darky]

Wow! 14 bombs in the game.

[RedBarron]

are you tele pathetic?

[ultimate7]

Wow! 14 bombs in the game.

Wrong league?

[Darky]

Wow! 14 bombs in the game.

Wrong league?

I know, but I watched it anyway.

[fightonusc]

The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores @ The OC game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[RedBarron]

well, that was nice.

[Darky]

Murphy cleared the scoreboard. That shot has to be close to 500 feet.
Murphy is easliy one of the best hitters in RBI.

[RedBarron]

the whores obviously have something to prove.

I don't know what that is, but it's obvious.

[TβG]

dale murphy either REALLY likes being a whore or he REALLY hates it.  hard to tell.

[fknmclane]

Ha ha, OC sucks balls.  And soon they'll be sucking POOPYDICKS! balls.

[RedBarron]

we're all a whore at heart

[RedBarron]

Ha ha, OC sucks balls.  And soon they'll be sucking POOPYDICKS! balls.

When do the poopydicks get blasted by the Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores?

[Darky]

Ha ha, OC sucks balls.  And soon they'll be sucking POOPYDICKS! balls.

When do the poopydicks get blasted by the Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores?

The Mexican Hermaphodites should be moving up in my fantasy watch rankings.

Sloppy game it was. The OC made some crucial errors in the top of the 6th.

I shall recap it soon in my locked thread.

[BDawk]

Whatever...I was tired of winning all the fucking games. Wait till the playoffs. Everyone else still sucks

[RedBarron]

lot's of DP's by the Hermaphrodite Whores. . .. . . . yeah, DP's

[fightonusc]

Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores Hand The OC Their First Loss

DEE-NEE CITY - Keyed by a five-run sixth inning, The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores handed The OC an 11-7 victory in a Fantasy RBI League game played on Friday evening at Tengen Stadium.

Pedro Guerrero went 3 for 5 with three RBI, and had a home run off of close friend Dwight Gooden. Guerrero explained that he Gooden have been good friends since the 1980s.

"Me and Gooden, we like the cocaine very, very much," Guerrero said. "In fact, I go out to club with him and have many much piles of it last night before the game."

Gooden was asleep in his locker room after the game and was unavailable for comment.

BOX SCORE

[fightonusc]

The Attarack @ Frank Tanana All-Stars game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[ultimate7]

I'm gonna assume Tom Herr hasn't been tested for drug use recently

[fightonusc]

Tom Herr is all man, at least for this week.