Official Fantasy RBI Week 3 Thread

[BDawk]

In lieu of actual management, I believe a fire sale style draft is in order. The OC picks first

[TβG]

new location:  stockholm
new name: swedish wrinkly whores

[Darky]

                            
Stockholm, Sweden - In response to the statement released by Dee Nee Fantasy RBI League Commissioner Mr. Richard Manfreddy, The Empire fully respects his decision and we have no quarrels with the ruling.

We would also like to thank the Commissioner for a fast and speedy reply. The Empire is very open to any deals that may facilitate this lucrative take over.

The Empire cannot change events in the past that may have put a blemish on the accountability of the Dark Side, but in a land rebuilt upon second chances, we are confident that a relocation would only benefit the prestige of the Fantasy RBI League.

By coercion, a new state of the art  stadium is now being built with the help of Carl XVI Gustaf, King of Sweden. The Swedish Bikini Team is now in possession of The Empire. Their primary role will be luring spectators and high profile Dee Nee members to watch the fantasy league in Stockholm in our new starblast sky-box section.

[TβG]

orange county, california - in a "friend of the court" type of thingy filed with the league today, two-time defending fantasy world champion "the oc" owner tbg stated that his team would possibly endorse dark fringe and imperial ownership of the orphaned MHW if correct compensation were made to all owners of the fantasy league teams.

said compensation could include but would not be limited to:

the st. pauli girl--shared on a rotating basis
ski lessons
snowmobile rides
midsomer festival-type activities
case of lutefisk
wakes and bakes
private concert featuring abba, j.giels, roxette, and dio
reuniting a certain owner with helena--a swedish soccer player/echange student.

 

[moses]

I hope Ryno comes back soon.

[ultimate7]

Week 3 stat sheet attached

[Gantry]

Seriously, all of Dee-nee needs to be hired to write press releases.  We'd make any company millions...

[fknmclane]

Seriously, all of Dee-nee needs to bow at the altar of the POOPYDICKS!

[Mike D.]

This Poopydicks run of dominance is unprecedented. 

Poopydicks-  Best Team Ever?