Last Week:
Gantry Division:
GDavis 12, The Nimrods 7
Doverbi Division:
The CommieHitlers 22, The Hip Young Popes 9
Interdivision:
The Poopydicks 17, The OC 7
The Empire 7, The Frank Tanana All-Stars 6
Attarack 17, The Coprophiliacs 16
Standings:
Gantry Division:
t1. GDavis, 7-3 (+17)
t1. The Empire, 7-3 (+34)
t3. The OC, 4-6 (+3)
t3. The Nimrods, 4-6 (-16)
t3. The Coprophiliacs, 4-6 (-13)
Doverbi Division:
t1. The Poopydicks, 6-4 (+29)
t1. Attarack, 6-4 (+6)
3. The CommieHitlers, 5-5 (+1)
4. The Hip Young Popes, 4-6 (-33)
5. The Frank Tanana All-Stars, 3-7 (-33)
This Week:
Gantry Division:
The Coprophiliacs @ The OC
Doverbi Division:
The Hip Yong Popes @ The Poopydicks
Interdivision:
The CommieHitlers @ The Nimrods
Attarack @ The Empire
The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ GDavis
This week's ROM and rosters attached
the copros are going to eat it this week. and by "it", i mean poo.
AttaRack worries me. They have a hard working team with no big names. They play good team ball. ryno, I will not have that much access to the interwebs for the next week, so make sure you keep the Empire sharp and stick with the system as I will not be able to watch the game till I get home next Tuesday......then again our game might run in a couple of weeks, so that would be cool.
The Empire is expecting a tough battle with AttaRack and we will be well prepared and ready to work hard and find a way to win and stay on top. The Force will be with us.
We'll probably 10 run them by the 3rd inning.
The Coprophiliacs @ The OC is complete. The winner is still mathematically in the hunt for a playoff spot while the loser is eliminated.
Spoiler I guess:
The King is dead...
HOUSE
Dee-Nee City - Dave Henderson homered twice as The Coprophiliacs eliminated the two-time defending Fantasy RBI Baseball champions The OC from playoff contention with a 14-3, three-inning victory on Wednesday at Tengen Stadium.
Darrell Evans, Henderson and Bob Boone hit consecutive home runs for The Coprophiliacs (5-6), who kept alive their slim playoff hopes with the victory. Former Cy Young winner Dwight Gooden was roughed up again for The OC (4-7), giving up 18 hits in just three innings of work.
"The OC's fans expect nothing less than championships, and this team has failed to deliver," said OC owner TBG in a terse statement released to the media from his estate in San Luis Obsipo after the game. "There has been too much dead wood in this organization, and believe me that major changes will be made before next season - starting at the top!"
Speculation run rampant that GM BDawk will be fired imminently. Neither TBG or BDawk would discuss the situation with the media. However, there have been reports of Mayflower moving trucks circiling The OC's office "just in case" and several pieces of furniture, including a lifesize Joe Paterno mannequin and coat rack, are now for sale on Craigslist with The OC's offices as the main contact.
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BDawk needs to be fired. He was a guy from the outside and did not fit OC style ball and management.
Hey TBG, gee....can I have your secret formula for success? I know you said it was top secret and all...... :D
jk buddy....The OC had a great run.
And now The Empire is on the ascent to dynastic greatness.
I would love to start my own team...as long as I don't have to do anything and they win all the time.
I just like to brag
Cun Ted
Cun Teddy ballgamed.
changes are coming. should i make announcements after the world series or now?
Quote from: ryno on 06/11/07, 09:42:58 AM
We'll probably 10 run them by the 3rd inning.
This kind of tone and arrogance is not encouraged in our program ryno.
Winning is not an easy thing in the Fantasy League.
Anything can happen on any given day. The deep pool of talent from the 80´s in this league is unprecedented. This is the toughest league in the world and to blatantly state that we will 10 run any team is ludricous.
Clean up your language when you speak on behalf of The Empire.
AttaRack has a great team and their program has managed to not fall into shambles considering the dynamics of the management team.
The Empire will come out and play hard. We are a confident team and believe in ourselves as well as the Force. We will build a dynasty through hard work and smart-heads up ball as we will find a way to win.
However, we will not, under any circumstances, call our shot and disrespect our opponents. We are not that good yet. This is a class organization and our program will gain respect through our play.....not our over-zealous mouths.
Don´t let me warn you again. I am not a babysitter. Your next warning will be our fatal destiny.
Blow me
The Hip Young Popes @ Poopydicks game is complete.
Quote from: ryno on 06/15/07, 04:34:29 PM
Blow me
As if today, you are officially suspened for two days from the Empire. You are not to come near the clubhouse spread which will be featuring hamburgers, steaks, pork chops, deer meat, and salmon.
Quote from: fightonusc on 06/15/07, 05:26:46 PM
The Hip Young Popes @ Poopydicks game is complete.
Who fuckin won? WTF! No comments? I am at an internet cafe and have no way to watch the game or time to download the Virtual nes thing. I bet the HYP won.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 06/17/07, 01:18:19 PM
Quote from: ryno on 06/15/07, 04:34:29 PM
Blow me
As if today, you are officially suspened for two days from the Empire. You are not to come near the clubhouse spread which will be featuring hamburgers, steaks, pork chops, deer meat, and salmon.
Hahahahahahahaha. You can't suspend me. All monetary accounts and team-related decisions need both our signatures.
Suspend Nomaaa instead, then blow me.
Poopydicks Eliminate Hip Young Popes from Playoff Contention
DEE-NEE CITY - Andre Dawson homered twice and drove in seven to propel The Poopydicks to a 25-15, seven-inning victory ove The Hip Young Popes in a Doverbi Division Fantasy RBI game played Friday at Tengen Stadium.
The win pushes The Poopydicks (7-4) into a half-game lead over Attarack atop the division standings, while The Hip Young Popes (4-7) were mathematically eliminated from playoff contention with the loss. However, Hip Young Popes owner Gerlost refused to concede defeat.
"We may have been mathematically eliminated, but that doesn't mean that we don't have a chance," he said after the game while twirling his newly-grown handlebar mustache. "Let's just say that it would be a real shame if the brakes failed on the team buses of, oh, say, every other team in the Division at the same time."
Tom Brookens also homered twice for The Poopydicks, while Rob Wilfong added a homer and five RBI. Jeffrey Leonard homered twice and drove in four in the loss for The Hip Young Popes.
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The CommieHitlers @ The Nimrods game is complete.
Quote from: ryno on 06/15/07, 04:34:29 PM
Hahahahahahahaha. You can't suspend me. All monetary accounts and team-related decisions need both our signatures.
Suspend Nomaaa instead, then blow me.
Uhm....no.
I hired you to help The Empire. I rebuilt the team. The Empire is 7-3 and now it seems somebody's ego is getting in the way of the crystal clear reality. I have full control over every aspect in my program. The team was awarded to me by the ruling of Mr. Manfreddy. You have been an asset, but now you are distracting The Empire.
I am taking the liberty to suspend you ryno till week 12. You are to stay away from Empire Headquarters till the week 12 rom is introduced.
In a nutshell, you have two strikes on you. I demand a formal apology if you wish to join us for week 11.
There will be no more warnings. You are on very thin ice and I will not hesitate to fire you.
nomaa is officially fired for not showing up to the park and not doing the laundry properly.
With the Nimrods loss, The Empire is officially in the playoffs and The Nimrods hopes for the playoffs are gone to dust. The Crops get in if GDavis loses the rest and the Crops win their final two.
Cigar in mouth....cock in hand.
CommieHitlers Keep Playoff Drive Alive Against The Nimrods
DEE-NEE CITY - John Kruk homered twice and drove in six as The CommieHitlers moved above .500 for the first time in weeks with a decisive 15-8 victory over The Nimrods in a Fantasy RBI game played Monday morning at Tengen Stadium.
The loss dropped The Nimrods (4-7) out of any hope of a playoff berth. Meanwhile, the playoff hopes of The CommieHitlers (6-5) are still very much alive. The win pulls them to within one-half game of a playoff spot behind Attarack (who play later in the week).
Rick Sutcliffe took the loss for The Nimrods, giving up eight earned runs in three innings of work. Sutcliffe, who was seen out partying with Bill Murray until hours before the game, was asked if he was disappointed in being "lit up" during the game.
"Why whould I care if I ama lit dureign the gamne?," Sutcliffe said. "Its not that busy man - i can be lit nd pithc just jas well as whwene i am sober."
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Quote from: The Dark Side on 06/18/07, 05:20:44 PM
With the Nimrods loss, The Empire is officially in the playoffs and The Nimrods hopes for the playoffs are gone to dust. The Crops get in if GDavis loses the rest and the Crops win their final two.
Cigar in mouth....cock in hand.
You don't fuck with a streak, meat. . . . .I'm not suspended. . . . . . . I still have line up changing authority and I'm not afraid to hit Sandberg cleanup.
The suspension has been lifted off ryno. Sandberg and Murphy were a little down and you are right ryno. An old wise journey man once said "NEVER FUCK WITH A STREAK".
Welcome back meat. You may join the pitchers running poles and demolishing the clubhouse spread.
I am thinking about sitting Murphy in the last game if we win the Gantry Division. We don't need no MVP curse in the playoffs.
May the Force bless The Empire.
Attarack @ The Empire is complete. Game video is attached.
I hope the empire lost
Well, that was quick...
How many games left in the season?
ryNNNNNOOOOOOO! Get in my office at once! What the fuck was that all about! Son of a mother fuck. Fuckin motherfuckin bitch cunt cocksucker. Get the fuckin team together in the shower room, they have ten seconds to get in there or everybody is off the team. ryno, hurry up and get them in there and start counting with 1 Mississippi.......and throw the bats.
No problems. Good to get this shit out of our system before the playoffs.
True, but we need to scare those cocksuckers for being complacent. That shit is unacceptable. Ojeda has lost some velocity off his fastball and his sliders aint sliding worth a shit.
The Empire just threw their hats out there expecting to win without working for it.
Fuck that, line em up at the foul pole line....those fucks are running for hours.
We need momentum going into the playoffs, not horseshit play. One game at a time, one inning at a time, one out at a time, when pitch at a time. The future is now and the Force has slipped away.
Somewhere GDavis is smiling and popping pimples off his back....that fuck.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 06/22/07, 10:07:39 AM
Somewhere GDavis is smiling and popping pimples off his back....that fuck.
You know me so well
Quote from: Attezzobal on 06/22/07, 12:37:03 AM
Well, that was quick...
How many games left in the season?
Two games left (13 week season). Top two teams in each Division play a Best of 3 Division Championship Series, with the winners in the Best of 7 World Series.
Attarack Trounces The Empire in Two, 10-0
DEE-NEE CITY - Tim Laudner and Kirk Gibson each hit three run home runs to lead Attarack to a stunning 10-0, two-inning victory over The Empire in a game played Thursday night at Tengen Stadium.
Tim Raines added a solo shot as Attarack (7-4) remained in a tie for first place in the Doverbi Division with The Poopydicks. Meanwhile, The Empire (7-4) fell a half-game back of GDavis for the Gantry Division lead.
The Empire's Swedish fan base was very displeased with the team's performance. The poor effort unfortunately coincided with "Free Dala Horse Night," and players from The Empire were pelted with small wooden horses tossed from the stands in disgust after the game.
"If the fans keep this shit up, we won't do the May Pole raising at the end of the season," said Empire manager Dark Side. "Let's see how those tool sheds like it then."
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Actually the maypole was erected yesterday. Swedes wait until Midsummer. One explanation for this is that the leaves and flowers needed to decorate the poles aren't made available until June by Sweden's late-arriving summer.
Yesterday was National Drunk Day in Sweden. Midsummer is the biggest holiday here in Sweden. A celebration of the sun and summer solstice.....fuckin pagans. Common shit on midsummer is Moonshine, drunken brawls, sex on the streets or bushes, and raw fish buffet which usually includes herrings pickled in various different flavours....no red herring.
Damn were our fans pissed after that embarrassing loss. But we did serve free hembränt at the concession stands.
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Now, we're pissed.
Golden Post ryno. Talk about a pow of the year. Best and funniest thing I have seen all week.
The Frank Tanana All-Stars at GDavis game is complete. Game video is attached.
I'm playing for the #1 draft pick next season.
Updated stats through week 11
just out of sheer curiousity because i am a jackass retad who cannot work the rom.... who won the gdavis/frank tanana game... thanks
GDavis Outlasts Frank Tanana All-Stars, 14-12
DEE-NEE CITY - Tony Armas homered twice, and Lou Whitaker homered and drove in four as GDavis took sole possession of first-place in the Gantry Division and clinched a playoff spot with a 14-12 victory over a scrappy Frank Tanana All-Stars squad at Tengen Stadium on Monday.
"Well, this is just part of an epic journey," said team owner GDavis after the game. "We've come so far, but we have so far to go. Wow, that's really poetic!" GDavis then hurried to his office to write the phrase down and then e-mailed it to Lemmy from Motorhead as a possible lyric for their next album.
GDavis (8-3) went up 10-5 in the second inning and threatened to run away with the game. But the Frank Tanana All-Stars (3-8) refused to quit, scoring four unanswered runs late to pull to within two.
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whoo whoo i will admit in the beginning i thought we were going to lose because the poopydicks were taking everyone by storm. now i think we may be able to win this thing.
Kirby is out
Lenny is in
Fighton, swap em.
Should we have Kirby as the first off the bench? I'm thinking he might be better suited as the 2nd option --- he might come up in the 8th or 9th with the game on the line.
The power boost would be incredible for a guy like puck.
Quote from: ryno on 07/01/07, 08:04:44 PM
Should we have Kirby as the first off the bench? I'm thinking he might be better suited as the 2nd option --- he might come up in the 8th or 9th with the game on the line.
The power boost would be incredible for a guy like puck.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 07/01/07, 04:55:48 PM
Kirby is out
Lenny is in
Fighton, swap em.
Lenny replaces Kirby in the lead off spot
Kirby is demoted as the 2cnd pinch hitter.
Ryne stays put.
I thought I made that clear when I said swap em. Nevertheless, we are on the same page Ryno.
Sorry for the miscommunication.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 07/02/07, 08:27:34 AM
Quote from: ryno on 07/01/07, 08:04:44 PM
Should we have Kirby as the first off the bench? I'm thinking he might be better suited as the 2nd option --- he might come up in the 8th or 9th with the game on the line.
The power boost would be incredible for a guy like puck.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 07/01/07, 04:55:48 PM
Kirby is out
Lenny is in
Fighton, swap em.
Lenny replaces Kirby in the lead off spot
Kirby is demoted as the 2cnd pinch hitter.
Ryne stays put.
I thought I made that clear when I said swap em. Nevertheless, we are on the same page Ryno.
Sorry for the miscommunication.
Suck it, asshole. I didn't know what order the bench players were in.
Go get a dip of worm dirt and leave the rest of us alone.
Dude, GDavis head is too big. Let him know what's up.
Press release from The Empire will be coming shortly after practice. Ton of reporters who anxious for some dialogue after I have denied them for the last few weeks.
Ryno's above post was at 11:11:11
Quote from: BDawk on 07/02/07, 03:12:22 PM
Ryno's above post was at 11:11:11
break that down BDawk......run with it..tell us more. Underneath the surface if you will.
I have an affection for ones. . . . one on one I one-a play that game tonight. . . . eighties at 8.
out here on the west coast it says 8:11:11, so that's too bad i guess.
Does that mean that you are against threesomes ryno?
Quote from: The Dark Side on 07/02/07, 04:02:55 PM
Does that mean that you are against threesomes ryno?
That depends. Guy / Girl / Girl threesome would work fine. Guy/Guy/girl would require me having the biggest rod. . .. which shouldn't be a problem. . . . . but that's the way I roll.
Games will start again sometime this week - after the baby has come home and we've had some time to rest.
i think you should cancel the rest of the season to be with your family at this important time. go ahead and crown us champions again, just becuase there won't be a world series and all that. it's for the best.