Official Fantasy RBI Week 11 Thread

[fightonusc]

Last Week:

Gantry Division:

GDavis 12, The Nimrods 7

Doverbi Division:

The CommieHitlers 22, The Hip Young Popes 9

Interdivision:

The Poopydicks 17, The OC 7
The Empire 7, The Frank Tanana All-Stars 6
Attarack 17, The Coprophiliacs 16

Standings:

Gantry Division:

t1. GDavis, 7-3 (+17)
t1. The Empire, 7-3 (+34)
t3. The OC, 4-6 (+3)
t3. The Nimrods, 4-6 (-16)
t3. The Coprophiliacs, 4-6 (-13)

Doverbi Division:

t1. The Poopydicks, 6-4 (+29)
t1. Attarack, 6-4 (+6)
3. The CommieHitlers, 5-5 (+1)
4. The Hip Young Popes, 4-6 (-33)
5. The Frank Tanana All-Stars, 3-7 (-33)

This Week:

Gantry Division:

The Coprophiliacs @ The OC

Doverbi Division:

The Hip Yong Popes @ The Poopydicks

Interdivision:

The CommieHitlers @ The Nimrods
Attarack @ The Empire
The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ GDavis

[fightonusc]

This week's ROM and rosters attached

[TβG]

the copros are going to eat it this week.  and by "it", i mean poo.

[Darky]

AttaRack worries me. They have a hard working team with no big names. They play good team ball. ryno, I will not have that much access to the interwebs for the next week, so make sure you keep the Empire sharp and stick with the system as I will not be able to watch the game till I get home next Tuesday......then again our game might run in a couple of weeks, so that would be cool.

The Empire is expecting a tough battle with AttaRack and we will be well prepared and ready to work hard and find a way to win and stay on top. The Force will be with us.

[ryno]

We'll probably 10 run them by the 3rd inning.

[fightonusc]

The Coprophiliacs @ The OC is complete. The winner is still mathematically in the hunt for a playoff spot while the loser is eliminated.

[ultimate7]

Spoiler I guess:






































The King is dead...

[Reds]

HOUSE

[fightonusc]

Cops KO OC Playoff Hopes

Dee-Nee City - Dave Henderson homered twice as The Coprophiliacs eliminated the two-time defending Fantasy RBI Baseball champions The OC from playoff contention with a 14-3, three-inning victory on Wednesday at Tengen Stadium.

Darrell Evans, Henderson and Bob Boone hit consecutive home runs for The Coprophiliacs (5-6), who kept alive their slim playoff hopes with the victory. Former Cy Young winner Dwight Gooden was roughed up again for The OC (4-7), giving up 18 hits in just three innings of work.

"The OC's fans expect nothing less than championships, and this team has failed to deliver," said OC owner TBG in a terse statement released to the media from his estate in San Luis Obsipo after the game. "There has been too much dead wood in this organization, and believe me that major changes will be made before next season - starting at the top!"

Speculation run rampant that GM BDawk will be fired imminently. Neither TBG or BDawk would discuss the situation with the media. However, there have been reports of Mayflower moving trucks circiling The OC's office "just in case" and several pieces of furniture, including a lifesize Joe Paterno mannequin and coat rack, are now for sale on Craigslist with The OC's offices as the main contact.

[Darky]

BDawk needs to be fired. He was a guy from the outside and did not fit OC style ball and management.

Hey TBG, gee....can I have your secret formula for success? I know you said it was top secret and all......

jk buddy....The OC had a great run.

And now The Empire is on the ascent to dynastic greatness.

[BDawk]

I would love to start my own team...as long as I don't have to do anything and they win all the time.
I just like to brag

[ryno]

Cun Ted

[fightonusc]

Cun Teddy ballgamed.

[TβG]

changes are coming.  should i make announcements after the world series or now?

[Darky]

We'll probably 10 run them by the 3rd inning.

This kind of tone and arrogance is not encouraged in our program ryno.
Winning is not an easy thing in the Fantasy League.
Anything can happen on any given day.  The deep pool of talent from the 80´s in this league is unprecedented. This is the toughest league in the world and to blatantly state that we will 10 run any team is ludricous.
Clean up your language when you speak on behalf of The Empire.
AttaRack has a great team and their program has managed to not fall into shambles considering the dynamics of the management team.
The Empire will come out and play hard. We are a confident team and believe in ourselves as well as the Force. We will build a dynasty through hard work and smart-heads up ball as we will find a way to win.
However, we will not, under any circumstances, call our shot and disrespect our opponents. We are not that good yet. This is a class organization and our program will gain respect through our play.....not our over-zealous mouths.

Don´t let me warn you again. I am not a babysitter. Your next warning will be our fatal destiny.

[ryno]

Blow me

[fightonusc]

The Hip Young Popes @ Poopydicks game is complete.

[Darky]

Blow me

As if today, you are officially suspened for two days from the Empire. You are not to come near the clubhouse spread which will be featuring hamburgers, steaks, pork chops, deer meat, and salmon.

[Darky]

The Hip Young Popes @ Poopydicks game is complete.

Who fuckin won? WTF! No comments? I am at an internet cafe and have no way to watch the game or time to download the Virtual nes thing. I bet the HYP won.

[ryno]

Blow me

As if today, you are officially suspened for two days from the Empire. You are not to come near the clubhouse spread which will be featuring hamburgers, steaks, pork chops, deer meat, and salmon.

Hahahahahahahaha.  You can't suspend me.   All monetary accounts and team-related decisions need both our signatures. 

Suspend Nomaaa instead, then blow me.