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Title: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/21/13, 12:23:12 PM
Should be our goal imo
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 05/21/13, 12:41:56 PM
What a happy holiday that would be.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/21/13, 12:49:11 PM
Best present we all could ask for
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 05/21/13, 02:36:00 PM
How many do we have currently
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/21/13, 03:03:15 PM
868352 Posts in 28152 Topics by 890 Members. Latest Member: Titleist 20
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 05/22/13, 06:37:19 AM
It's all up to Titleist 20, imo
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: ultimate7 on 05/22/13, 09:28:04 AM
It would take a miracle
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/22/13, 09:41:15 AM
Only a Miracle can save him - Mel Brooks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXH69LabyPw#)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Shooty on 05/22/13, 10:01:11 AM
Dee-Nee is not good at cultivating new members, imo.

Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/22/13, 10:07:26 AM
Especially with the forums locked out of google.  I'm offering a one-high life referral fee to any friends you recommend. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Shooty on 05/22/13, 10:46:54 AM
Is the fee a night with your mom?  I'd like her to cultivate my member, if you know what I mean.
^-^
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Shooty on 05/22/13, 12:02:36 PM
Sorry.  That was uncalled for.  Just trying to add to the post totals.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 05/22/13, 03:07:31 PM
If you want to pad your post count, you could just watch a bunch of Arnold movies.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: BDawk on 05/23/13, 06:39:35 AM
Tchorak needs to post more
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/23/13, 07:24:55 AM
Could be arranged...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 05/28/13, 04:33:51 PM
Quote from: BDawk on 05/23/13, 06:39:35 AM
Tchorak needs to post more

Quote from: Gantry on 05/23/13, 07:24:55 AM
Could be arranged...

Not worth it imo
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: BDawk on 05/28/13, 06:09:47 PM
You're just jealous of his mask making skillz
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/29/13, 09:09:33 AM
OK one way to get this started - I'm setting a goal of 6500 posts in the month of June.  That would be our highest total since 2011, WHO IS WITH ME???
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 05/29/13, 09:45:17 AM
That's pretty sad.  Didn't we used to regularly top 10,000 6-7 years ago?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fathedX on 05/29/13, 10:02:31 AM
Yes we did.

This is my contribution to Gantry's goal
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/29/13, 10:47:49 AM
Doesn't start until June 1st
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 05/29/13, 11:58:21 AM
Great idea to start this the moment the weather starts getting nice.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/29/13, 12:32:19 PM
People only post from work anyway, I'm calling for less productivity at the office.  Is that too much to ask?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: rdub on 05/29/13, 01:25:20 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/29/13, 09:09:33 AM
OK one way to get this started - I'm setting a goal of 6500 posts in the month of June.  That would be our highest total since 2011, WHO IS WITH ME???

fuck you
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fathedX on 05/29/13, 04:29:27 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/29/13, 10:47:49 AM
Doesn't start until June 1st

I'm practicing
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/30/13, 09:49:44 AM
Lets save all the slacking for the end of May, people
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Kane on 05/30/13, 10:33:35 AM
An all porn slut babe draft would be a good post maker.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: rdub on 05/30/13, 01:31:30 PM
It would have to kept rather short. Like say 4 or 5 rounds as I don't think most people know their porn stars all that well.

And it would absolutely require pics and links to premium examples of their work.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 05/30/13, 01:32:47 PM
Quote from: rdub on 05/30/13, 01:31:30 PM
It would have to kept rather short. Like say 4 or 5 rounds as I don't think most people know their porn stars all that well.

Speak for yourself.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/30/13, 01:42:25 PM
Things are in the works...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: rdub on 05/30/13, 02:19:17 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 05/30/13, 01:32:47 PM
Quote from: rdub on 05/30/13, 01:31:30 PM
It would have to kept rather short. Like say 4 or 5 rounds as I don't think most people know their porn stars all that well.

Speak for yourself.

I just know that if someone mentions a porn star by name, fknmclane immediately comes out of the wood work to comment about how we all watch too much porn. So maybe I'm just projecting Fknmclane's judginess onto the dee-nee collective.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/30/13, 04:57:14 PM
Fuck that asshole. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Kane on 05/30/13, 05:53:52 PM
I stayed up late watching the AVN awards on Showtime the other night. Is that a sign of a problem?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: rdub on 05/30/13, 07:39:04 PM
I DVR'd it last year and used the opportunity to search pornhub for the winners
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Kane on 05/30/13, 08:46:36 PM
Like we are sharing a brain.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 05/30/13, 08:49:50 PM
You guys watch A LOT of porn.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 05/30/13, 08:57:59 PM
Yeah, but you have a LOT of kids that take up your free time and inhibit you from watching as much porn as you should.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: rdub on 05/31/13, 08:52:24 AM
It would be nice to get some new members. How do we do that? I've passed along the occasional funny clip or pic to my "work friend" who has the office adjacent to me but I quickly discovered that 99% of the content on here is probably going to be too gauche for him.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 10:39:36 AM
Getting members is going to be tough, especially since we are no longer on google.  Word of mouth is all we have...

Quote from: ShitPaw on 05/30/13, 11:38:33 PM
Not sure if the math has been done yet or not, but it looks like the average per/day post count needs to be around 230 for this to happen.  7,000 per month.  82,000 per year.  Right on par with yearly counts for 2005-2010. 

Definitely doable, rdub you should organize that porn star draft.  RBI database work in june will help with that board. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 05/31/13, 11:43:54 AM
Maybe we need to get back on google but make ATG/FUG forums locked down?  Is that a crazy idea?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 05/31/13, 11:45:39 AM
That seems reasonable if it can be done.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/31/13, 11:52:52 AM
Maybe try printing a flyer and then shoving it up your ass...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 11:58:15 AM
If there's a way to hide just AG from the search engines, I dont know how to do it. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/31/13, 12:03:36 PM
Have you tried fucking it?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 12:08:09 PM
Duh
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 05/31/13, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/31/13, 11:58:15 AM
If there's a way to hide just AG from the search engines, I dont know how to do it.


Why can't you make an invite only private forum, like when you did rdub's wedding gift or when we were plotting the murder of Big Hath
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 02:45:32 PM
You want me to make all of AG invite-only?  That would be too hard to figure out and alienate a lot of lurkers and the like. 

Or maybe you just have to have a signed in account to access it? 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: BDawk on 05/31/13, 02:48:24 PM
I want you to stop acting like such a pussy
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 05/31/13, 02:58:17 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/31/13, 02:45:32 PM
You want me to make all of AG invite-only?  That would be too hard to figure out and alienate a lot of lurkers and the like. 

Or maybe you just have to have a signed in account to access it?


Yes - that would stop the bots, right?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 02:59:43 PM
Yes it would, let me see if that's possible.  Long as I don't have to manually add people to AG this seems like a good compromise. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 05/31/13, 03:07:46 PM
Why did you not think of this 5 years ago?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 03:11:22 PM
Same reason you didn't when I asked back then for suggestions, fuckhead
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/31/13, 03:30:27 PM
Im inerested to see how this plays out...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 03:32:09 PM
I'm starting to think it's not the best idea.  We want people who come across the forums to be able to see the AG content.  Most people won't take the effort to sign up right away.  If they can't see AG, they won't have impetus to sign up.  Chicken and egg imo
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/31/13, 03:32:40 PM
Does the chicken fuck the egg?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 03:43:03 PM
You've contributed very little to this thread, James. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 05/31/13, 03:43:55 PM
Quote from: GDavis on 05/31/13, 03:07:46 PM
Why did you not think of this 7 years ago?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 05/31/13, 04:06:14 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/31/13, 03:32:09 PM
I'm starting to think it's not the best idea.  We want people who come across the forums to be able to see the AG content.  Most people won't take the effort to sign up right away.  If they can't see AG, they won't have impetus to sign up.  Chicken and egg imo


We could move current AG to protected (for personal info) and create a new general purpose AG (for cat pics, etc)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 05/31/13, 04:08:43 PM
Or just get rid of the MMA board and make that the fake Anything Goes board.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 04:15:41 PM
Quote from: GDavis on 05/31/13, 04:06:14 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/31/13, 03:32:09 PM
I'm starting to think it's not the best idea.  We want people who come across the forums to be able to see the AG content.  Most people won't take the effort to sign up right away.  If they can't see AG, they won't have impetus to sign up.  Chicken and egg imo


We could move current AG to protected (for personal info) and create a new general purpose AG (for cat pics, etc)

No, same thing will happen with the new one - I'll be asked to remove shit all the time. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 04:16:10 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 05/31/13, 04:08:43 PM
Or just get rid of the MMA board and make that the fake Anything Goes board.

Probably should merge MMA, fantasy and AG into one mega-board
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 05/31/13, 04:57:49 PM
Just protect AG.  Noobies all start in the RBI board anyway
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: nightwulf on 05/31/13, 05:04:12 PM
It may be possible to hide AG/FYG from spiders while leaving everything else open using the "search engine friendly URLs" or one of the similar mods. I don't think the built-in option does what we want, but I'd have to play with it to find out. If we can get different boards into different "directories" in the URL we could hide what we need to with a robots.txt rule (most seem to obey).

It should also be trivial to make AG/FYG inaccessible to guests.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 05/31/13, 05:08:34 PM
Trivial?  Gantry said it was hard.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: nightwulf on 05/31/13, 05:11:44 PM
He was talking about his dick.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 05/31/13, 05:12:34 PM
Quote from: nightwulf on 05/31/13, 05:11:44 PM
He was talking about his dick.


Isn't that be both trivial and hard?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 05:28:23 PM
Quote from: nightwulf on 05/31/13, 05:04:12 PM
It may be possible to hide AG/FYG from spiders while leaving everything else open using the "search engine friendly URLs" or one of the similar mods. I don't think the built-in option does what we want, but I'd have to play with it to find out. If we can get different boards into different "directories" in the URL we could hide what we need to with a robots.txt rule (most seem to obey).

It should also be trivial to make AG/FYG inaccessible to guests.

That's the preferred option, I don't think hiding stuff from guests is the best in the long term.  If you can find a suitable "search engine friendly URLs" mod that doesn't break all the existing URLs then I'm all for it. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/31/13, 05:28:35 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/31/13, 03:43:03 PM
You've contributed very little to this thread, James. 

8)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 05:31:16 PM
Now that I think about it, the only way a "search engine friendly URLs" mod would do what we want it would have to break all the existing links.  Because if the existing links work, then the search engines will pick them up.   So that isn't an option, unless I'm missing something obvious. 

So that leaves us with making AG/Politics inaccessible to guests or staying off Google. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/31/13, 07:02:00 PM
OR you could lick a camel's asshole. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 07:17:47 PM
Done
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/31/13, 07:23:54 PM
Did it work?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 08:38:25 PM
dunno
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Mike D. on 05/31/13, 09:00:39 PM
Try again.

I'm going start a new thread to help the post count goal.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/31/13, 09:13:47 PM
IT'S NOT JUNE YET
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/31/13, 09:14:54 PM
Never too early, IMO. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: nightwulf on 05/31/13, 11:16:51 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/31/13, 05:31:16 PM
Now that I think about it, the only way a "search engine friendly URLs" mod would do what we want it would have to break all the existing links.  Because if the existing links work, then the search engines will pick them up.   So that isn't an option, unless I'm missing something obvious. 

So that leaves us with making AG/Politics inaccessible to guests or staying off Google.

If direct URLs to AG posts aren't known to search engines now, and the board uses friendly URLs going forward (with AG kept away from spiders), AG wouldn't be crawled and wouldn't appear in Google. The only loophole I can think of is non-friendly URLs in existing posts in other boards linking to AG, but I can't imagine that would be cause for alarm.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 08:12:33 AM
As of right now, I'm fine with the way things are for now but if the masses want to open up AG via nightwulf's methods that's fine.  There's still chances that some stuff gets on google though, given nightwulf's explanation above.  Unless I heard differently I'm doing nothing. 

JUNE HAS BEGUN - lets get 6500 posts going. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: BDawk on 06/03/13, 08:40:04 AM
no
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 08:46:37 AM
One post closer, thx
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 08:48:54 AM
We need 867 posts by the end of the day today to stay on pace.  We have 234 :(
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 06/03/13, 01:56:21 PM
Here is another one!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/03/13, 02:03:26 PM
What pace are we on now?  Seems like this has been a post-filled day so far.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 02:44:27 PM
273 posts today, above what we need each day to get to 6500 for the month.  But still only 480 total this month because of the low post counts on Saturday and sunday.   Realistically we'll need closer to 275 a day during the week to get to that pace.

Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/03/13, 02:52:16 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/03/13, 08:48:54 AM
We need 867 posts by the end of the day today to stay on pace.  We have 234 :(

Quote from: Gantry on 06/03/13, 02:44:27 PM
273 posts today, above what we need each day to get to 6500 for the month.  But still only 480 total this month because of the low post counts on Saturday and sunday.   Realistically we'll need closer to 275 a day during the week to get to that pace.

These two posts seem contradictory.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 02:54:44 PM
Whoops it's the 3rd and not the 4th.  We need 650 total by 11:59:59pm to stay on pace
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: nightwulf on 06/03/13, 05:14:18 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/03/13, 08:12:33 AM
As of right now, I'm fine with the way things are for now but if the masses want to open up AG via nightwulf's methods that's fine.  There's still chances that some stuff gets on google though, given nightwulf's explanation above.  Unless I heard differently I'm doing nothing. 

JUNE HAS BEGUN - lets get 6500 posts going.

I think there's a miscommunication here somewhere. I'm talking about allowing crawlers back on the forums but keeping them out of AG / FYG.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 06/03/13, 05:25:07 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/03/13, 02:44:27 PM
273 posts today, above what we need each day to get to 6500 for the month.  But still only 480 total this month because of the low post counts on Saturday and sunday.   Realistically we'll need closer to 275 a day during the week to get to that pace.

You sound like a sales manager and I fucking hate your guts for it.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 06/03/13, 05:25:33 PM
NICE GAP ANALYSIS YOU DOUCHEBAG
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 06/03/13, 07:09:21 PM
GAPE ANAL YSIS
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 07:27:16 PM
Quote from: nightwulf on 06/03/13, 05:14:18 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/03/13, 08:12:33 AM
As of right now, I'm fine with the way things are for now but if the masses want to open up AG via nightwulf's methods that's fine.  There's still chances that some stuff gets on google though, given nightwulf's explanation above.  Unless I heard differently I'm doing nothing. 

JUNE HAS BEGUN - lets get 6500 posts going.

I think there's a miscommunication here somewhere. I'm talking about allowing crawlers back on the forums but keeping them out of AG / FYG.

Right, but said method would crawl any AG/FYG threads/pages that have the "old links" back to them via forum posts right? 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 07:27:33 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 06/03/13, 05:25:07 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/03/13, 02:44:27 PM
273 posts today, above what we need each day to get to 6500 for the month.  But still only 480 total this month because of the low post counts on Saturday and sunday.   Realistically we'll need closer to 275 a day during the week to get to that pace.

You sound like a sales manager and I fucking hate your guts for it.

Coffee is for closers mclane
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: nightwulf on 06/03/13, 07:59:40 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/03/13, 07:27:16 PM
Quote from: nightwulf on 06/03/13, 05:14:18 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/03/13, 08:12:33 AM
As of right now, I'm fine with the way things are for now but if the masses want to open up AG via nightwulf's methods that's fine.  There's still chances that some stuff gets on google though, given nightwulf's explanation above.  Unless I heard differently I'm doing nothing. 

JUNE HAS BEGUN - lets get 6500 posts going.

I think there's a miscommunication here somewhere. I'm talking about allowing crawlers back on the forums but keeping them out of AG / FYG.

Right, but said method would crawl any AG/FYG threads/pages that have the "old links" back to them via forum posts right?

Yes, but it wouldn't crawl any further except that one page. How many links to AG are there really in RBI?

Thinking more about it, it may not even get that far depending on how the friendly URL mod handles old URLs. If it just returns the page, the page would be parsed. If it returns an HTTP 30x redirect, it wouldn't. We need a dev server.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 08:05:25 PM
The beauty of virtual machines, I can spin up a copy of the current one if needed.     But good point about the redirect, that would be sweet. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 08:24:34 PM
Keep this up we'll have our best posting day since at least 2011.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 11:45:56 PM
We did it, over 500 posts - best since January 2011.  Good job to all...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/03/13, 11:46:27 PM
Even me?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/03/13, 11:49:39 PM
I actually deleted all your posts today, we still made it after trimming the fat. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/04/13, 12:16:39 PM
66 posts today, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fathedX on 06/04/13, 12:32:25 PM
Just don't have the stamina we once did.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 06/04/13, 12:39:52 PM
So, fathed, what's the deal with the Oreo aviator?  Did I miss a story somewhere?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/04/13, 01:07:53 PM
Yea, please explain
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/04/13, 04:08:44 PM
I'm pretty sure we did at one point
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fathedX on 06/04/13, 06:14:30 PM
I was changing my aviator from Ahnold and when I went to my saved images, that one was first.  Being lazy, I grabbed it as a tribute to a fine cereal that died before its time. No story, sorry.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/04/13, 06:32:55 PM
Next question: Why is that an image you had saved onto your computer in the first place?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 06/04/13, 08:13:12 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 06/04/13, 06:32:55 PM
Next question: Why is that an image you had saved onto your computer in the first place?

probably because some people leave a little room on their hard drive for stuff other than porn.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/04/13, 08:19:21 PM
Very little porn on my computer. It's all on an external hard drive.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 06/04/13, 10:22:47 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/04/13, 04:08:44 PM
I'm pretty sure we did at one point

If I'm not mistaken it was indeed Shitpaw who put it all together.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/04/13, 10:44:20 PM
I was thinking it was Ultimate, but you may very well be right
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/04/13, 11:46:33 PM
2 post short of the average we need to get to 6500 this month people, that was quite the letdown after Monday's furious pace.  You fucks need to get a move on, sense of urgency and stuff. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: nightwulf on 06/05/13, 11:11:15 PM
At the time of this post there are three guests "registering for an account on the forum." Two have IPs in China and the third is in Russia. I checked the registration page to make sure the Captcha and questions are still present after the recent upgrades and updates; looks good. I'm wondering if we can find a mod to just outright block connections from specific countries. Wouldn't prevent proxy users, but I doubt any hacker would spend any time trying to backdoor their way to Dee-Nee.

But then if we let the spammers back in, you'd have a much easier time of reaching your million posts goal. Food for thought.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/06/13, 07:41:12 AM
I'd say sit on it until they get past the Captcha and the oh-so-tough question.  You block china, they'll come from india.  Philippines are also quite popular with spammers, especially of the non-bot variety. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/06/13, 07:42:08 AM
320 posts yesterday, a nice improvement and really where we want to be during the week.  Gives a buffer for the inevitable friday/saturday/sunday low posts, we'll hit this goal folks
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 06/06/13, 07:44:01 AM
Shut up, Fartry
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/06/13, 07:57:53 AM
Sure thing
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: GDavis on 06/06/13, 08:00:54 AM
:postpad:
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/06/13, 08:13:49 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 06/06/13, 11:01:41 AM
well played.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fathedX on 06/06/13, 11:37:42 AM
indeed
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: nightwulf on 06/06/13, 05:04:24 PM
bacon
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/07/13, 07:29:28 AM
201 posts, a bit shy of our goal.  You people disappoint me...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fathedX on 06/07/13, 09:33:31 AM
Sorry
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/07/13, 10:11:33 AM
Even me?!?!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: rdub on 06/07/13, 10:31:18 AM
Belgian farting pig [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZmMuRONW3g#ws)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 06/07/13, 01:17:27 PM
Still the best video on the internet.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/09/13, 08:29:38 AM
SO GOOD
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/10/13, 07:39:16 AM
We've lost all our momentum from that big posting spree earlier in the week.  Weekend posting was unacceptable.  We need 359 posts today to be on pace though the first 1/3rd of the month.  Pick it up people
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/10/13, 10:59:04 AM
Our best bet is to post a lot about the nba and NHL finals. People really shit the bed on that effort last night.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/10/13, 11:03:35 AM
So it's everyone elses fault but yours?  Typical
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/10/13, 02:13:06 PM
Fkn nacho.  Passing the buck...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/11/13, 07:23:45 AM
244 yesterday, good job people.  Still a little short of our pace, lets make this the best Tuesday ever.  WHO IS WITH ME???
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: BDawk on 06/11/13, 08:04:35 AM
fuck off
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/11/13, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/11/13, 07:23:45 AM
244 yesterday, good job people.  Still a little short of our pace, lets make this the best Tuesday ever.  WHO IS WITH ME???

Christ guy, get a life already.  Stop monitoring us. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/11/13, 08:11:39 AM
Who do you think got PRISM off the ground?  8)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 06/11/13, 01:05:09 PM
Chevy?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 06/11/13, 02:44:26 PM
It was Geo first, libtard.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 06/11/13, 03:08:12 PM
Yes, but who got it OFF THE GROUND?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: rdub on 06/11/13, 04:13:26 PM
my dong?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 06/11/13, 04:37:51 PM
Them Duke boys?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/13/13, 07:29:32 AM
Three days in a row in the 240s, good work people
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/13/13, 08:26:28 AM
Eat shit
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/13/13, 08:29:33 AM
Already had breakfast...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/13/13, 09:53:33 AM
Was it shit?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 06/13/13, 09:54:35 AM
When's the last time it wasn't?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 06/20/13, 07:08:06 AM
Its the 20th and there are two weekends left in the month. Were just over 3700, no way we hit 6,000.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/20/13, 07:53:50 AM
We're supposed to hit 6500 too :'(

We did ok during the week but we post so infrequently during the weekends that it's just a killer.  It's like you people only like this place when you're getting paid to look at it.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 06/20/13, 08:20:58 AM
I'm not gonna be home till the second half of the Heat/Spurs tonight but when I do get home I do plan on posting quite a bit in the NBA playoffs thread.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/20/13, 08:22:13 AM
That baby should be active tonight, no less than 200 posts in that thread
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/20/13, 11:07:17 PM
500+ posts today, there's still hope.  We'd need some balls out weekend posting to make it happen though, as the month ends on Saturday and Sunday. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/20/13, 11:08:39 PM
We'd need another playoff series to have any hope.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/20/13, 11:09:30 PM
Ain't there still a hockey one? 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/20/13, 11:10:07 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/20/13, 11:09:30 PM
Ain't there still a hockey one? 

Yeah but how many of us are actually watching it?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/20/13, 11:24:51 PM
Certainly not this Chicagoan
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 06/20/13, 11:36:15 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/20/13, 11:24:51 PM
Certainly not this Chicagoan

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/24/13, 07:37:54 AM
We are completely worthless on the weekends.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/24/13, 07:42:50 AM
Speak for yourself pal.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/24/13, 07:55:04 AM
So worthless yesterday, watched so many BBQ Pitmasters in a row they started to repeat. 

Drinking Fireball out of the bottle is not a wise idea.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: BDawk on 06/24/13, 08:23:40 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/24/13, 07:55:04 AM
So worthless yesterday, watched so many BBQ Pitmasters in a row they started to repeat. 

Drinking Fireball out of the bottle is not a wise idea.


I would have liked to see a running commentary on BBQ Pitmasters.   I'm slacking this week but Wimbledon is on.  I don't know much about tennis anyone so maybe ill watch the women play and discuss their vaginas
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/24/13, 08:25:37 AM
I should have done a running commentary but was too hungover. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/25/13, 09:14:21 AM
300 posts yesterday not bad, think we can top that number today.  WHAT DO YOU SAY???
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 06/25/13, 10:19:27 AM
No.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/25/13, 11:16:26 AM
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: rdub on 06/28/13, 11:53:10 AM
if malnu continues to post from his phone we'll shatter all records
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Kane on 06/28/13, 12:02:04 PM
Gantry forcing tapatalk starting to make a lot more sense.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/28/13, 12:09:58 PM
We can make 800+ posts this weekend, right guys?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: broiler on 06/28/13, 01:22:19 PM
Are you trying to sell the site?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/28/13, 01:23:02 PM
Confidential
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/28/13, 03:11:48 PM
Tell me right now, who is the buyer?  Foreign interests?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 06/28/13, 04:34:24 PM
Ok, so the real challenge will actually be 6,000 thousand posts for the Month. We are just shy of 5800 now, I don't think we can do it.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 06/28/13, 05:13:28 PM
Quote from: malnuboy on 06/28/13, 04:34:24 PM
Ok, so the real challenge will actually be 6,000 thousand posts for the Month. We are just shy of 5800 now, I don't think we can do it.

I'm going to get drunk tonight.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/29/13, 09:18:33 AM
And beat off?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 06/29/13, 09:51:29 AM
Quote from: Nacho on 06/29/13, 09:18:33 AM
And beat off?

I did that earlier.

Planned on a drunk posting spree, didn't really happen. I'm slipping in my old age.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 06/29/13, 10:22:03 AM
You need a good rage built up for a true McLane drunk posting spree. You must have been too happy last night.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/29/13, 03:03:46 PM
Maybe mclane could reminisce about the Suns draft?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 06/29/13, 04:04:09 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 06/29/13, 03:03:46 PM
Maybe mclane could reminisce about the Suns draft?

:pissed:
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/01/13, 10:16:18 AM
Failures, the whole lot of you
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/01/13, 10:50:02 AM
even me?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/01/13, 10:52:43 AM
yes
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/01/13, 10:59:48 AM
 :(
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 07/01/13, 12:18:18 PM
Even Gantry?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/01/13, 12:24:39 PM
Especially Gantry
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/01/13, 01:02:49 PM
I miss Admiral Porpoise. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 07/01/13, 02:08:21 PM
Still the most posts per month we have had in a over a year, annnnnd it was only a 30 day month. I'm not saying its good, but it ain't that bad.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/01/13, 02:22:30 PM
FAILURES
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 07/01/13, 02:34:25 PM
We really need to be coddled at a time like this, not scorned.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/01/13, 02:38:07 PM
I think I set my heights too high, we did have a good month.  So this month lets get to that 6500 number.  I think it can happen.  Got an extra day, month ends in the middle of the week. 

Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 07/01/13, 02:56:23 PM
No major sports events might hurt us.  We need some sort of draft.  I'd be happy to participate in this draft, draft honestly, and then absorb the ridicule and mockery of those of you who have no taste...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/01/13, 03:02:04 PM
Then perhaps you should start a thread to do that very same thing?  Get off the sidelines son
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Nacho on 07/01/13, 03:04:13 PM
No thanks.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/02/13, 08:17:21 AM
Day one in the books, right on pace.  Keep it up, fucks
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 07/02/13, 09:36:15 PM
My guess is we don't top 400 posts from Wednesday to Sunday.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/02/13, 09:40:38 PM
I'll post 400 times by myself. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 07/02/13, 09:44:42 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 07/02/13, 09:40:38 PM
I'll post 400 times by myself. 

bringing new meaning to the term "independence day".
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: ultimate7 on 07/03/13, 11:10:39 AM
I think we should extend our deadline until the end of 2014
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/25/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/03/13, 11:11:18 AM
Done
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: ultimate7 on 07/03/13, 11:12:57 AM
Now we probably only need about 6481 posts per month
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/03/13, 11:16:29 AM
Quick math says 6800+
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/09/13, 06:55:17 AM
Need about 850 posts today and tomorrow to stay on track for the first 1/3rd of the month.  No pressure, YOU FUCKS
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 07/09/13, 09:10:24 AM
<post pad>
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/09/13, 09:15:29 AM
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 07/09/13, 01:15:46 PM
(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/2-wooden-post-bernard-jaubert.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 07/09/13, 01:15:53 PM
(http://www.ilcnsw.asn.au/images/item_images/1301011.jpg?1369386115)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/09/13, 01:20:05 PM
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110507233835/coffee/images/b/be/Postum.gif)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 07/09/13, 01:48:42 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Emily_Post.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/09/13, 02:39:42 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3SOEwOCz1zbIKMNy-7nC4bs4BYUXtONDCMjPcdd6r4n2dlcnz2Q)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 07/09/13, 03:00:35 PM
(http://www.judychartrand.com/images/post-toasties-sm.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/09/13, 03:31:33 PM
Racist
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: GDavis on 07/10/13, 06:32:56 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vZGsHiJ_KwU/SufcRkssQsI/AAAAAAAAALo/CeIVa2DrRvw/s400/NYPOST)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/11/13, 11:01:35 AM
Classsy rag
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 07/11/13, 02:06:46 PM
(http://www.befms.com/images/Markie-Post-03.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/11/13, 02:11:10 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/BjorkPost.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/12/13, 01:23:42 PM
Sharknado skews things somewhat but we are on pace for 7000+ posts this month.  Between this and pickle week, we can make 6500 happen
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/12/13, 01:32:11 PM
pickles. 


FTW.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/12/13, 01:40:06 PM
Yeah, I should get that ball rolling
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/12/13, 05:06:57 PM
I wanted nothing to do with sharknado, there I said it, and I hate pickles.

I'm the party pooper.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 07/12/13, 05:25:23 PM
Boosting the general post count while suppressing the mclane presence on the boards?  Win-win imo.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/12/13, 05:43:24 PM
You are ignoring this user. Show me the post.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 07/12/13, 05:47:32 PM
YOU WOULDN'T!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/13/13, 12:10:08 AM
Is someone talking?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/14/13, 03:56:20 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 07/12/13, 05:06:57 PM
I wanted nothing to do with sharknado, there I said it, and I hate pickles.

I'm the party pooper.

You no good mother fucker
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/14/13, 07:44:21 PM
See you bitches next week, hope you have fun choking on each other's pickles.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/14/13, 07:52:13 PM
Maybe you should unpack your hatred for pickles, Mark
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 07/15/13, 08:29:10 AM
I would enjoy a good anti-pickle tirade from fknmclane.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/15/13, 08:34:38 AM
Let us have it, mark
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/15/13, 10:24:07 AM
We're pretty much right on pace for 6500, but may not have another Sharknado thread in the second half of this month.  I'm not sure pickle week is going to be enough.  I'm getting Taco Bell now
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BDawk on 07/15/13, 10:25:24 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 07/15/13, 10:24:07 AM
We're pretty much right on pace for 6500, but may not have another Sharknado thread in the second half of this month.  I'm not sure pickle week is going to be enough.  I'm getting Taco Bell now

Horseradish week
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/15/13, 10:27:44 AM
It's own week or as competition to pickle week?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BDawk on 07/15/13, 10:29:50 AM
Team horseradish vs team pickle (sniffer)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/15/13, 11:26:41 AM
Quote from: BeefMaster on 07/15/13, 08:29:10 AM
I would enjoy a good anti-pickle tirade from fknmclane.

Serve me a sandwich with chips and a pickle on the side and allow said pickle and it's disgusting juices to touch the sandwich bread or chips and you'll get a tirade the likes of which you have never heard.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 07/15/13, 11:29:06 AM
I don't mind having a pickle as a side and I'll typically eat about half of it during the course of eating the meal, but oftentimes I forget about the pickle and it's left there at the end and there's no way I want the taste of pickle to be the last bit of the meal so I'll just toss it.

/runonsentence
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 07/15/13, 11:30:42 AM
If we have an Arby's week, I will drive to the nearest one (40 miles) and have my first roast beef sandwich.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/15/13, 11:33:16 AM
We've done Arby's week before I think...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 07/15/13, 12:28:07 PM
We should do it again.  In fact, I'm going to Arby's in about ten minutes in support of such an idea.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/15/13, 12:32:07 PM
You should get one of everything in the other thread and give a review of each. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/16/13, 07:30:37 AM
Over 350 posts yesterday, pickle week is off to a good start
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Guido13 on 07/16/13, 11:09:03 AM
pickles suck.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/16/13, 03:22:23 PM
Banned
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/16/13, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: Bastardo on 07/16/13, 11:09:03 AM
pickles suck.

Preach on, brother Bastardo.  Preach on.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/16/13, 05:07:47 PM
Yeah good work batardo, you've thrown your hat in with this fucking moran now. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/16/13, 05:26:19 PM
Bet he was the other fkn guy that voted for Heathcliff
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 07/16/13, 06:21:30 PM
Yes, let's take something not particularly appetizing and marinade it in brine until it's shriveled and even more disgusting.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 07/16/13, 06:22:27 PM
Pretty sure that's how you were made.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BDawk on 07/16/13, 06:27:58 PM
sounds like my penis
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/17/13, 12:26:48 AM
Quote from: fightonusc on 07/16/13, 06:21:30 PM
Yes, let's take something not particularly appetizing and marinade it in brine until it's shriveled and even more disgusting.

Watch out fuckers, pickle truthers are starting to come out of the woodwork.  We're taking over.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/17/13, 07:41:36 AM
WHY DONT YOU START YOUR OWN MESSAGE BOARD?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/17/13, 07:42:09 AM
273 is another pretty good turnout, we may just hit 6500 this month.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 07/17/13, 08:05:39 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 07/17/13, 07:42:09 AM
273 is another pretty good turnout, we may just hit 6500 this month.

i can thank not having to work for my increase in posts.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/17/13, 08:40:18 AM
You are the opposite of most members, when the workday is over the post count goes way down.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 07/17/13, 08:50:27 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 07/17/13, 08:40:18 AM
You are the opposite of most members, when the workday is over the post count goes way down.

that's because unlike most people who have office jobs, I'm expected to actually be doing work while I'm at work.  OH I WENT THERE!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/17/13, 08:54:36 AM
 :o
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 07/17/13, 09:03:27 AM
Yeah...for 3/4 of the year! HAVE TO BUY MY OWN SCHOOL SUPPLIES'D!!!!!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 07/17/13, 12:27:07 PM
Based on the prolific posting and the tendency for people to be constantly available on Facebook and/or google chat, I feel pretty confident that I do more work in those 9 months than a lot of people do in an entire year. LEFT HOOK WITH A DRY ERASE MARKER IN HAND
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 07/17/13, 12:58:02 PM
Are you factoring in the three months a year you are on strike? CHICAGO PUBLIC SCHOOL'D
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 07/17/13, 01:00:57 PM
IT WAS SEVEN WORK DAYS, WE DIDN'T GET PAID DURING THAT TIME, THE UNION INTIMIDATED ME INTO PICKETING ALL 7 DAYS AT 7 AM, AND WE MADE ALL THE DAYS UP AT THE END. shortened summer break, total screw job there.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 07/17/13, 02:33:03 PM
Before the internet, how did people who work in offices slack off? Zorba? Fathed?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 07/17/13, 02:35:06 PM
Quote from: malnuboy on 07/17/13, 02:33:03 PM
Before the internet, how did people who work in offices slack off? Zorba? Fathed?

water cooler chatter imo
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 07/17/13, 02:50:00 PM
Played computer games, read trade magazines, daydreamed while having textbooks open and doodled on a notebook, took long walks around the office complex with a handful of paper so as to look important, rearranged the icons on the desktop, organized the bookshelves, stopped by other people's offices and talked about weekend plans and sports, took twenty minute restroom breaks.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 07/17/13, 02:56:32 PM
Quote from: fathedX on 07/17/13, 02:50:00 PM
Played computer games, read trade magazines, daydreamed while having textbooks open and doodled on a notebook, took long walks around the office complex with a handful of paper so as to look important, rearranged the icons on the desktop, organized the bookshelves, stopped by other people's offices and talked about weekend plans and sports, took twenty minute restroom breaks.

i can't tell if i would enjoy working in an office or hate it.  my gut feeling is that I would be bored to tears.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/17/13, 03:12:09 PM
Its pretty fkn miserable. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/17/13, 03:54:42 PM
The amount of pre-internet hours that were wasted on the Windows version of Solitare is truly mind boggling. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 07/17/13, 03:55:44 PM
This would be a good puhl.  Ways to waste time that do not involve a computer or phone.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/17/13, 03:57:12 PM
Banging nacho's whorish mother...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Mike D. on 07/17/13, 04:04:15 PM
Watching reds bang nachos whorish mother
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/17/13, 05:01:15 PM
Was that you with the rubbing my inner thigh and wearing the bear suit last Thursday?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/17/13, 05:20:56 PM
That's no suit
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/17/13, 05:22:14 PM
*shudder*
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 07/17/13, 06:03:26 PM
Quote from: fathedX on 07/17/13, 02:50:00 PM
Played computer games, read trade magazines, daydreamed while having textbooks open and doodled on a notebook, took long walks around the office complex with a handful of paper so as to look important, rearranged the icons on the desktop, organized the bookshelves, stopped by other people's offices and talked about weekend plans and sports, took twenty minute restroom breaks.

Two down today.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: broiler on 07/18/13, 04:38:02 PM
Minesweeper
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/22/13, 07:54:10 AM
We have to average 250 posts a day for the rest of the month to  pull it off - going to be tough, but doable.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/22/13, 10:07:56 AM
Shut up about it already.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/22/13, 10:08:09 AM
What if I don't?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/22/13, 10:08:54 AM
You dont wanna know what happens then...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/22/13, 10:11:40 AM
Don't I?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: rdub on 07/22/13, 10:34:05 AM
Curtflood really needs to knuckle down and post about 37 pages worth of content to his pics of perfect sex thread.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/24/13, 08:11:46 AM
Yesterday was almost on pace, we can still do this with a little effort
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/24/13, 08:31:38 AM
Lets set a goal of 300 posts today, shall we?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 07/24/13, 09:03:48 AM
Whatever, duuuude.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/24/13, 09:09:46 AM
Glad to have your support, Ryan
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 07/24/13, 10:10:51 AM
POST PAD
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/24/13, 10:25:08 AM
Seems like Gantry is asking for a lot of filler...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 07/24/13, 10:55:55 AM
There's very little meat in these gym mats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThhfLvR4Wo8#)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/24/13, 11:05:23 AM
Minor Threat-Filler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVBgj0vqjC8#)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/24/13, 01:58:57 PM
Gotta step up the productivity people, if we're to get to 300
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 07/24/13, 02:16:21 PM
Eat all of my balls.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/24/13, 02:32:44 PM
How many we talking?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 07/24/13, 05:07:57 PM
And what about the size of said balls?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 07/24/13, 05:08:28 PM
Also, I doubt your balls are vegan, so good luck getting Gantry to munch away.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/25/13, 07:49:41 AM
250 posts, we failed
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/25/13, 08:23:14 AM
Our failure as a team was produced by your failures as our leader...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/25/13, 08:37:23 AM
I agree, someone else should run this place.  You?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/25/13, 08:41:20 AM
Is that an offer?  Talk to my agent...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/25/13, 08:46:21 AM
He's not returning my calls :-\
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/25/13, 08:56:19 AM
Maybe that should tell you something...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/25/13, 09:03:53 AM
 :(
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/25/13, 09:07:48 AM
Pony up to the table Pal, I dont work cheap.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/25/13, 09:23:46 AM
 :o
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/26/13, 08:05:50 AM
175 posts yesterday, god dammit people.   We need to do this...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 07/26/13, 08:09:46 AM
Any chance Sharknado 2 gets made before the 31st?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/26/13, 08:13:37 AM
Let me tweet Ian
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/27/13, 09:13:40 AM
4 days to get 900 posts, though half of those are a weekend.  Lets make this happen boys and girls
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 07/27/13, 04:12:31 PM
JULY BONUS UPDATE!!!

Wednesday counts for July as well, with it being the 31st and all.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: ultimate7 on 07/27/13, 05:08:59 PM
malnu just won this thread
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/28/13, 12:04:49 AM
malnu wins every fucking thread.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/28/13, 10:05:21 AM
We'll still fail
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/28/13, 10:19:15 AM
Only because you suck.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/29/13, 07:23:00 AM
That's it?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/29/13, 07:37:35 AM
yup.  Your shittiness drags the rest of us down...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/29/13, 08:11:26 AM
Speaking of which, I'm shitting right now.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Mike D. on 07/29/13, 09:02:47 AM
Plz describe said poop, and the experience in expelling the excrement itself.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/29/13, 10:06:07 AM
Poop was quick, pre-poop farts were pure death.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/29/13, 11:03:21 AM
Pooping again
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/29/13, 11:03:35 AM
It smells LOL
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 07/30/13, 07:10:28 AM
Its gonna be pretty embarrassing when this doesn't happen.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/30/13, 08:08:28 AM
We got this...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/30/13, 11:57:28 AM
This post right here will give us one more than yesterday.  Keep it up people
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/30/13, 04:09:13 PM
Over 250 today, need under 250 tomorrow. 

Quote from: Gantry on 07/30/13, 08:08:28 AM
We got this...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/31/13, 12:02:48 PM
WE DID IT
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/31/13, 12:43:07 PM
Looks like we made it!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/31/13, 12:44:30 PM
WE ARE THE BEST
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BDawk on 07/31/13, 01:16:53 PM
(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/baby_hulk-hogan.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 07/31/13, 04:16:26 PM
March down the field to the music
Dee Nee is up for victory
Fight for the honor of DeeNee
That's where our hope and glory lies
So we will play play play at the game today
and we will root for Dee Nee high
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 12/09/13, 07:32:39 PM
We're over 900K posts
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 12/09/13, 08:50:36 PM
100000 posts in 13 months is not going to happen pal...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 12/09/13, 08:54:51 PM
Says you...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 12/09/13, 08:58:27 PM
Does this one help?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 12/09/13, 09:11:32 PM
Which one?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 12/09/13, 09:16:43 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 12/09/13, 08:58:27 PM
Does this one help?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 12/09/13, 09:18:53 PM
One of these has to help.  Just has to.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 12/09/13, 09:29:28 PM
I'm not entirely sure...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 12/09/13, 09:31:27 PM
C'mon, throw a guy a bone
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 12/10/13, 08:57:22 AM
Quote from: fathedX on 12/09/13, 09:31:27 PM
Knick knack, paddywack, give a dog a bone
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 12/10/13, 09:00:45 AM
Stop trying to pad the post count, BeefMaster
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 12/10/13, 10:01:15 AM
No.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 12/10/13, 10:02:51 AM
Jackass
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 12/10/13, 10:09:46 AM
And this isn't even Dee-Nee's final form!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 12/10/13, 10:12:55 AM
If we can get to 910K by 1/1 there is a slight chance.  Couple dozen thousand post days and we're right back on schedule
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 12/10/13, 10:25:56 AM
We're gonna need a draft or two in 2014. Maybe some enhanced activity in the After Dark forum will help. Throw in an appearance by Rack or two and maybe we get this thing done.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 12/10/13, 10:38:03 AM
We have seen a few new members, perhaps with the work being done we can make 2014 the year we get more activity in the RBI board. 

Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Flood on 12/13/13, 09:06:42 AM
Quote from: Nacho on 12/10/13, 10:25:56 AM
We're gonna need a draft or two in 2014. Maybe some enhanced activity in the After Dark forum will help. Throw in an appearance by Rack or two and maybe we get this thing done.

Maybe we could scrounge up enough cash to cover his appearance fee...would that help?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Baines on 12/24/13, 04:30:36 PM
I just saw this thread for the first time. Just thought I should share that.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: broiler on 12/31/13, 12:53:12 PM
i have checked this thread maybe three different times.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 01/07/14, 07:39:38 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 01/06/14, 08:07:15 AM
Did the math, we need to average about 256 posts a day for the rest of the year to hit a million.   That's a pretty tall order, but certainly doable if everyone steps it up.  We need a goal this year, lets do it. 

262 posts yesterday, WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT!!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 01/07/14, 07:41:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtG3tgarJSc
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 01/07/14, 06:46:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYxFD9YyknI
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 01/08/14, 08:03:41 AM
25 posts short yesterday, you are all failures!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 01/08/14, 08:03:51 AM
Yes, even you
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 01/08/14, 08:46:59 AM
Was that directed at me?!?!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 01/08/14, 09:04:11 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 01/07/14, 07:39:38 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 01/06/14, 08:07:15 AM
Did the math, we need to average about 256 posts a day for the rest of the year to hit a million.   That's a pretty tall order, but certainly doable if everyone steps it up.  We need a goal this year, lets do it. 

262 posts yesterday, WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT!!

Is the 250 average including weekends?  Because... that is not going to happen, unless they extend the NFL season to be year-round and pit the Bears against the Cardinals every other game.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 01/08/14, 09:17:23 AM
Look at this guy, naysaying in early January.  Fuck you, Beefy, fuck you.

I believe in you Gantry.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 01/08/14, 02:03:04 PM
It's everyday, we can do this.  Why can't we average 300+ a day during the week? 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 01/08/14, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 01/08/14, 02:03:04 PM
It's everyday, we can do this.  Why can't we average 300+ a day during the week? 

Plenty of those posts would have to be...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 01/08/14, 02:35:42 PM
...fluff.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 01/08/14, 03:09:14 PM
We've always been quantity over quality, why stop now? 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 01/08/14, 03:57:11 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 01/08/14, 02:35:42 PM
...fluff.

Nacho = official Dee-Nee fluffer?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Flood on 01/21/14, 03:59:40 PM
Quote from: BeefMaster on 01/08/14, 03:57:11 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 01/08/14, 02:35:42 PM
...fluff.

Nacho = official Dee-Nee fluffer?

I always saw him as more of a jizz mopper.  Darky on the other hand...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 01/31/14, 05:14:20 PM
Not sure what it means but we are close to having 700 more posts this January than last January.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: ryno on 01/31/14, 07:11:46 PM
i think bdawk wife tit anticipation is the reason for the increase
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 01/31/14, 07:13:09 PM
I'm just waiting for the inevitable exodus from Dee-Nee in about a week or so when the dream finally dies.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 02/02/14, 04:27:56 PM
2015 is our year
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 02/02/14, 07:19:14 PM
We have already beat last years Superbowl Sunday post count. It was 174, we are over 200.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 02/03/14, 08:10:16 AM
Progress is key  my friends
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 03/16/14, 03:37:02 PM
We're failing miserably at this. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 03/16/14, 04:51:51 PM
I did my part by having my heart attack.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 03/16/14, 05:20:27 PM
Can you have one more?  That might just be the shot in the arm that we need.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 03/16/14, 06:32:12 PM
We have actually been posting better numbers than last year, March seems like it may be the exception. We have been pretty shitty this month.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 03/17/14, 12:20:03 AM
 
Quote from: Nacho on 03/16/14, 05:20:27 PM
Can you have one more?  That might just be the shot in the arm that we need.

:xx:
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 03/26/14, 04:28:58 PM
March has pretty much been a disaster zone, however this week has been good. 100+ on Sunday, and we are averaging just over 200 posts each day this week.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: rdub on 03/26/14, 04:52:09 PM
fart
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 03/26/14, 04:56:12 PM
I expect a big boost in April
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 03/26/14, 05:32:54 PM
Who's April?  Pics?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 03/26/14, 05:33:40 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/04/article-2319480-19703CEB000005DC-938_634x421.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 03/26/14, 05:36:55 PM
You think someone's been fucking her then?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: LTrain on 04/05/14, 08:20:17 PM
Not with this kind of weekend traffic. Are you telling me you all have lives??
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 04/05/14, 08:47:56 PM
Pretty sure gerlost already got us to a million in his movie thread.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: LTrain on 04/05/14, 09:42:26 PM
Start a totally interesting non-sports-related thread Nacho.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 04/05/14, 09:47:21 PM
I started that one thread about that one thing that one time.  That should be good enough...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: LTrain on 04/05/14, 09:49:23 PM
Nope, I've been sick in bed for two days and I am tremendously bored.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 04/05/14, 10:08:56 PM
So we're just here to entertain you?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: LTrain on 04/05/14, 10:25:04 PM
Please! Also, get used to it - how are you going to keep me entertained when we're married? I get bored easily and I have very little motivation in life. I thought it was because I smoked too much pot but I think its just me.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/07/14, 09:31:58 AM
Lets get to 6000 posts this month people, ok?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 04/07/14, 09:33:49 AM
Go fuck yourself. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/07/14, 09:39:49 AM
That's a start!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: LTrain on 04/07/14, 04:55:37 PM
Start a new topic gantry!!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 04/07/14, 05:07:50 PM
I recommend watching a bunch of movies and the posting random thoughts about them.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 04/17/14, 05:48:54 PM
We have 3 straight 300+ post days. We are at like 210 for today, might take some work.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/17/14, 06:29:28 PM
I should make Malnu be the official Dee-Nee Hype Man
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 04/17/14, 06:31:14 PM
Me not working this week has bumped up my post count considerably, especially since I spent more the last four days doing nothing.  I hate to break it to you guys, but I have plans tomorrow and saturday so I won't be posting much.  I realize this is tough news...just try and hang on.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/17/14, 06:56:42 PM
You're like the reverse of everyone else from dee-nee, who tend to get paid by someone else to post. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 04/17/14, 07:00:34 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 04/17/14, 06:56:42 PM
You're like the reverse of everyone else from dee-nee, who tend to get paid by someone else to post. 

I'm in that boat to. It sucks on the slow days where you are just responding to shit that most people are not going to look at until the next day.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/17/14, 07:01:46 PM
The biggest key to getting out of posting funks is to start a topic or two.  People usually look at new posts only and typically reply to them.  They come back and see the same three topics from last time with new posts, they may get lazy.  New topics bring the posts. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/17/14, 07:12:44 PM
We're at 245, I'm officially making it my mission today to get to 300.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 04/17/14, 07:14:26 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 04/17/14, 07:12:44 PM
We're at 245, I'm officially making it my mission today to get to 300.

Awesome, I'll take the rest of the night off.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 04/17/14, 07:50:33 PM
WE DID IT!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/17/14, 07:55:01 PM
Already?   Man, I thought that would take more effort.  I think I'll shoot for 350 then
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 04/17/14, 08:00:12 PM
400!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 04/17/14, 08:01:17 PM
What one man can do, another can do.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/17/14, 08:07:31 PM
Now we're just getting Gredo
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/17/14, 08:08:37 PM
375 would be the best posting day of the month, a worthy goal. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 04/17/14, 08:20:56 PM
400
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/17/14, 08:52:21 PM
That post seems celebratory when we have a long ways to go.  False advertising imo
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 04/18/14, 12:00:02 AM
Quote from: malnuboy on 04/17/14, 08:01:17 PM
What one man can do, another can do.

Fuck yeah, malnu.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 07:09:55 AM
395 yesterday :'(
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 04/18/14, 07:10:52 AM
Way go to.  You fucked it up. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 04/18/14, 07:13:13 AM
If its any consolation I feel asleep with phone in hand trying to think of a topic to get us over 400.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 07:17:52 AM
I fell asleep maybe 10ish, even before 375.  Had I stayed awake we definitely would have eclipsed it.  Then again it wasn't my goal :) 

Lets finish Friday strong, seems to be a good amount of posts after midnight.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Mike D. on 04/18/14, 02:41:58 PM
Fuck you
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 04:16:23 PM
Your anger seemed misplaced Michael, having trouble at home?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 04/18/14, 04:51:45 PM
It appears 395 was the high water mark for the year, not too shabby
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 04:59:35 PM
Easily beatable, if you fucks would step up (to tha streetz)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 07:45:51 PM
I think we can get up to 400 tonight, I'm at home watching wrestlign on two screens.  LETS DO THIS
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 04/18/14, 08:41:31 PM
Tell me about this wrestling. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 08:52:34 PM
US Open in freestyle, greco and womens freestyle.  Got a live stream on the left/right screens, twitter app and browser in the middle one.  My CPU is straight buggin' yo
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 08:53:33 PM
Angel Escobedo, former national champ for IU and probably the #1 seed at a very competitive weight (57kg), got hurt and had to withdraw. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 08:54:33 PM
358 posts, 400 is in sight for tonight
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 04/18/14, 08:56:18 PM
Tell me about a guy named Nathan Everhart for the Hoosiers.  Does he still wrestle there?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 09:03:41 PM
Heavyweight, was pretty darn good his senior year.   Graduated awhile ago.  IU has really struggled in wrestling but tends to do well at 125 and HWT
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 09:28:19 PM
400
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 04/18/14, 09:28:46 PM
Quote from: Reds on 04/17/14, 08:20:56 PM
400
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 09:36:01 PM
Could we make it to 500?  That would be impressive, though incredibly tough to pull off. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 04/18/14, 09:39:09 PM
With that kind of attitude.  We got no chance. 

But I bet G-Paz could make it happen. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: edfan on 04/18/14, 09:46:13 PM

Quote from: Gantry on 04/18/14, 09:36:01 PM
Could we make it to 500?  That would be impressive, though incredibly tough to pull off.

I think you should do the antithesis of what I did and play a 9 game series with Madlock subbing in the 5 spot and keep a running commentary
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: edfan on 04/18/14, 09:47:14 PM
It would get the 500 posts AND convert you to a Madlock guy.  Win/win
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 09:52:39 PM
I'm watching the wrestling, probably wouldn't happen til later.  Do you go for slaughters?  Maybe I could put Madlock at 5 and Sheridan at 4.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: edfan on 04/18/14, 09:56:17 PM
I would keep it close and make sure most games went 6-7 innings.  Then, I would go for the kill.  I actually like the Sheridan/Madlock sub from my last game.  Nokes was just not productive. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/18/14, 10:05:33 PM
Nokes has his moments, but is pretty much a bag of poo.  Kudos to your output today, was a great idea.  By the time wrestling is over and I hit up CVS for some potato chips I doubt I'll have the energy. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: edfan on 04/18/14, 10:19:03 PM
I don't often have blocks of idle time like that.  Turned out to be a great way to pass the time.  I am not a frequent poster on here, but that was a good way to contribute some volume and hopefully some quality in there.  I may do a follow up with a Sheridan/Madlock showdown over the course of a 9 game run.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/20/14, 08:32:21 AM
Welcome to the weekend!  67 posts yesterday, you should all be ashamed
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 04/28/14, 05:34:19 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 04/07/14, 09:31:58 AM
Lets get to 6000 posts this month people, ok?

Should hit this no problem. Although after that one huge week I though we had a chance at 7,000.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 04/28/14, 05:36:08 AM
If we could hit 400 the next three days we would just make 7,000. Long shot, but not unpossible.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Shooty on 04/28/14, 03:19:26 PM
Just looked at the stats.

33.3:1 male to female ratio.

Maybe if we got more female posters telling us all the things we do wrong, that would up our post totals.

Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: LTrain on 04/28/14, 07:26:54 PM
That's a good idea.  It would be nice to get some support around here. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 04/29/14, 02:38:50 PM
Maybe you should invite your roommate. Tell her it's a pet care focused forum.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 04/30/14, 09:41:09 PM
We will probably be at 6700 posts for April by the end of the night. 1700+ more than last April. Not too shabby.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 04/30/14, 10:38:38 PM
We're the best
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 04/30/14, 11:54:00 PM
up each month this year over last year's totals.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 05/01/14, 08:28:58 AM
I assume that means that Dee-Nee's stock price is up, and Gantry is rolling in piles of $100 bills.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/01/14, 08:37:30 AM
Until he dies. 

Then Reds is swimming in a Scrooge McDuck vault full of dee-nee cash. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: LTrain on 05/01/14, 07:26:46 PM
Not if I get to it first.  I've invested a lot of time in this
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/01/14, 09:31:36 PM
I may be willing to let some of you in on the IPO.  Maybe...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/16/14, 01:03:05 PM
We're on pace for our first 7,000 post month since January '12 I believe. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/16/14, 01:18:15 PM
Don't fuck it up
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/16/14, 01:28:35 PM
Maybe you are the one who will be fucking it up, and not us.   
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/16/14, 01:31:30 PM
Nope, this is your forum now until the end of the month.  You're in charge. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/16/14, 01:33:45 PM
You're telling me that I just became the sole proprietor and owner of www.dee-nee.com?

Being the Captain of Cincinnati certainly has it's perks.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/16/14, 01:39:05 PM
Have at it hoss
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/16/14, 01:40:32 PM
My first order of business is to fire Gantry.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/16/14, 01:50:15 PM
My second order of business is to give myself a paid vacation starting immediately. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 05/16/14, 03:25:59 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/16/14, 01:31:30 PM
Nope, this is your forum now until the end of the month.  You're in charge. 

I'll be deleting my account.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/16/14, 04:15:20 PM
Nacho.  You're fired
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: ultimate7 on 05/18/14, 09:55:16 PM
Now we probably won't hit 5000
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gerlost on 05/19/14, 09:09:33 AM
I've been watching Godzilla movies but I haven't been posting about them in protest of Reds' reign of tyranny.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/19/14, 10:40:03 AM
 8)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TβG on 05/30/14, 07:59:28 AM
How are we doing?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 05/30/14, 08:47:29 AM
Started May strong, finishing like pussies.

Total posts is like 930,000
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/30/14, 09:10:01 AM
Yeah this month ended with a whimper. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/30/14, 09:16:15 AM
Gantry's poor leadership lead to a small decline in posting since I took things over...

But, as Captain of Cincinnati, and CEO/CFO of Dee-Nee enterprises, I promise to you that things will turn around very soon. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/30/14, 09:51:34 AM
So you aren't taking any blame as leader when the post count dipped dramatically under your watch?  Wow...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/30/14, 09:53:35 AM
We're moving forward guy.  Stop living in the past. 

Today is a new day, for dee-nee...and for America...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 05/30/14, 09:57:55 AM
I'll believe it when I see it!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 05/30/14, 09:58:59 AM
Open your eyes, free your mind...

Speaking of free your mind...I may need to write some more Total Recall haikus in the near future.  I've been feeling creative lately. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 05/30/14, 11:09:17 AM
Quote from: Reds on 05/30/14, 09:58:59 AM
Open your eyes, free your mind...

Speaking of free your mind...I may need to write some more En Vogue haikus in the near future.  I've been feeling creative lately. 

Fuck them fuck them hard
Teenage masturbation dream
Hold on gonna squirt
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/09/14, 09:42:54 PM
June is looking like a pretty pathetic month, step it up people. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 06/09/14, 09:51:10 PM
(http://a1.mzstatic.com/r10/Music/91/bf/c1/mzi.osmpswnc.200x200-75.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 06/09/14, 09:52:19 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Step_up_two.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 06/09/14, 09:52:57 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/09/14, 09:42:54 PM
June is looking like a pretty pathetic month, step it up people. 

I havnt even check the stats in a few weeks because its painfully obvious how bad its been.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 06/09/14, 09:53:33 PM
Interesting change of fonts between the two films.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 06/09/14, 09:54:11 PM
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTcxNDU2NTE4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzQ1MTEzMw@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 06/09/14, 09:54:28 PM
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjg1NjgyOTM2OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDIxMDE2Nw@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 06/09/14, 09:55:16 PM
(http://www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/2045409886_1396609492.jpg)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/09/14, 09:57:59 PM
Man I gotta see 3D already, to prep for all in. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 06/09/14, 10:04:56 PM
Holy fuck five steps.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 06/09/14, 10:09:38 PM
What comes first. One million "Step Up" movies or our millionth post?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/09/14, 10:18:15 PM
I've really let myself down that I still haven't seen the fourth installment yet. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 06/09/14, 10:31:24 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/09/14, 09:42:54 PM
June is looking like a pretty pathetic month, step it up people.

I've hardly been posting, although I've been checking every day.  This might be my first multi-post day this month.  Can you guys start talking about stuff that's interesting again?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/09/14, 10:33:24 PM
New threads are always key to increasing numbers.  Look at the Dorito/Frito thread from today. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 06/09/14, 10:35:09 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/09/14, 10:33:24 PM
Threads where Red's makes an ass out of himself are always key.  Look at the Dorito/Frito thread from today. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/09/14, 11:12:05 PM
This has been the best posting day of the month by a wide margin, I think we can keep this up through the week.  At least 200 posts every day from now til Friday.  And that includes Friday, weekend slackers...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/10/14, 05:52:21 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/09/14, 11:12:05 PM
This has been the best posting day of the month by a wide margin, I think we can keep this up through the week.  At least 200 posts every day from now til Friday.  And that includes Friday, weekend slackers...

Say what you want about my taste, but my methods for driving up posts is full proof. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 06/10/14, 06:53:18 AM
Full proof? Can't argue with that, I don't even understand it
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/10/14, 06:56:49 AM
I suppose you are a "fool proof" person?

Philistine. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 06/10/14, 07:42:54 AM
Let me ask you some questions to see if you're 100 proof
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/10/14, 07:44:17 AM
Full proof could also work in a mathematical sense couldnt it?

I think both ways work grammatically. 

(Trying to get a discussion going here...boost that post count)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/10/14, 07:50:29 AM
This entire website is a Proof of Concept
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/12/14, 01:17:56 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/09/14, 11:12:05 PM
This has been the best posting day of the month by a wide margin, I think we can keep this up through the week.  At least 200 posts every day from now til Friday.  And that includes Friday, weekend slackers...

So far so good, we should get over 200 today.  Tomorrow will be the big challenge, don't fuck this up losers
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 06/12/14, 05:24:31 PM
World Cup fever, baby!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 06/12/14, 05:29:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JlGr50r91A
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/13/14, 02:41:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1siRWxkoyf8
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/13/14, 10:55:03 AM
Everyone has to stay strong here, just because it's the end of the work week doesn't mean you can slack on posting.  SENIORITIS WILL BE STRICTLY PUNISHED
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/13/14, 10:57:10 AM
We are at 61, I would like to get to 100 posts by noon.  Make it happens, shitholes
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 06/13/14, 10:59:19 AM
Shithole is a strong insult. Cuts more than assholes ever could.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 06/13/14, 11:11:57 AM
I'm not sure I can support this motivational tactic
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/13/14, 11:26:13 AM
Do you need to go to timeout?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/13/14, 11:31:52 AM
Got to 100 and only 11:30  - you fuckers are good for something sometimes
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Guido13 on 06/13/14, 01:56:47 PM
Must have been the sudden influx of Bastardo posts.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/14/14, 09:22:41 AM
Who?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/15/14, 09:49:13 AM
And we go from nearly 300 on Friday to 45 on a Saturday.  It's almost like you guys prefer to post when you are getting paid to
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 06/19/14, 12:56:57 PM
Quote from: GDavis on 05/31/13, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/31/13, 11:58:15 AM
If there's a way to hide just AG from the search engines, I dont know how to do it.


Why can't you make an invite only private forum, like when you did rdub's wedding gift or when we were plotting the murder of Big Hath

HOLD ON!  WTF is this??!?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/19/14, 12:58:27 PM
This is awkward...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/19/14, 01:14:05 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/zE3Kq66OEF85O/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/19/14, 01:50:10 PM
Gantry, I thought you said our guy was reliable? I was counting on him getting rid of the body, not getting rid of the body for three years...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 06/19/14, 01:52:33 PM
Zombie Big Hath!


RRRRAAAAGHGHGHHGHRRRRRR!!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 06/19/14, 01:53:41 PM
Starting to think that Gantry pulled a Stock and hired a cheap assassin and just pocketed the rest of our money.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 06/19/14, 01:54:07 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 06/19/14, 01:50:10 PM
Gantry, I thought you said our guy was reliable? I was counting on him getting rid of the body, not getting rid of the body for three years...

Last time I use Craigslist for THAT
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 06/19/14, 03:30:52 PM
ok, seriously, what is this about?  For it to be brought up like 2 years after I left seems a bit random.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/19/14, 03:53:38 PM
The less you know, the better.  Plausible deniability and all...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TβG on 06/20/14, 07:15:23 AM
Are you mostly dead? Because MOSTLY dead, is SLIGHTLY alive. Richard almost died a few months ago, and he has documented medical records as proof. That man has commitment!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: GDavis on 06/21/14, 05:23:54 PM
It was just a typo - we were talking about Big Fath
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 06/21/14, 10:46:17 PM
{consults member list}

there is no Big Fath, this isn't over!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: GDavis on 06/22/14, 07:26:05 AM
Because he's dead
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 06/22/14, 10:24:29 AM
completely wiped out of existence . . .   scarry.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 06/22/14, 10:35:47 AM
You'll be next!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/02/14, 10:37:04 AM
Barely got 5000 posts in June, down 400 from May.  You worthless fucks
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/02/14, 10:38:41 AM
I, for one, blame Mclane. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/02/14, 10:40:47 AM
I'm willing to accept that, what's the punishment?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/02/14, 10:42:15 AM
Nudes of his wife seems reasonable. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/02/14, 10:46:14 AM
All in favor?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/02/14, 10:57:47 AM
Quality exchange.  I agree, I should post nudes of my wife.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/02/14, 10:58:18 AM
Wait, no. What?  You fucks.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/02/14, 11:38:08 AM
Too late, I have you on the record
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/02/14, 11:52:27 AM
I do have a number of recent pics, it's one perk of traveling. Get one every night.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/02/14, 11:57:22 AM
Well...the law states that you have to post them...

Dont make me get satori involved...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/02/14, 12:35:29 PM
You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/02/14, 12:53:11 PM
Here we go!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 07/02/14, 12:54:23 PM
so what's our July goal?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 07/02/14, 01:28:54 PM
At least three pics.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/02/14, 01:43:25 PM
6000 is our goal for July, should be doable if you FUCKS would do a little weekend posting and start new threads.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 07/02/14, 02:12:01 PM
we can get to at least 20K methinks
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/02/14, 02:12:45 PM
That's bold sir, have your proposal on my desk by the end of the day
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 07/02/14, 02:43:58 PM
moar poasts
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/02/14, 02:50:36 PM
Proposal accepted
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 07/02/14, 03:24:47 PM
I also have gumption and sticktoitiveness
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 07/02/14, 09:11:19 PM
Pretty pathetic showing so far tonight.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 07/02/14, 10:16:05 PM
Quote from: Big Hath on 07/02/14, 03:24:47 PM
I also have gumption and sticktoitiveness

except that one time I didn't post for three years
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/14/14, 09:10:52 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 07/02/14, 01:43:25 PM
6000 is our goal for July, should be doable if you FUCKS would do a little weekend posting and start new threads.

Failing miserably once again.  You could probably make the goal a million posts by 12/31/2015 and we'd fall short. 

I, for one, blame Nacho. 

Fkn guy. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/14/14, 09:14:11 AM
We really need to get rid of the old guard and start bringing in the youth.  These old, boring fucks are too set in their non-posting ways.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/14/14, 09:21:22 AM
Indeed.  They aren't nearly as bright eyed and bushy tailed as you and I are. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/14/14, 09:30:02 AM
We're just going to have to live with the fact that we are superior beings.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/14/14, 09:31:04 AM
Agreed.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/14/14, 09:48:29 AM
Top of the food chain
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/14/14, 09:48:37 AM
King of the Castle
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/14/14, 09:48:43 AM
Lord of the Manor
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/14/14, 10:02:00 AM
Captain of Cincinnati.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: BeefMaster on 07/14/14, 11:24:08 AM
Belle of the ball
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 07/14/14, 11:34:21 AM
Lady of the Evening.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: ultimate7 on 07/14/14, 12:37:48 PM
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/61877259/Losers+of+the+Year+High+Quality+PNG.png)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 07/14/14, 01:12:10 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 07/14/14, 09:48:29 AM
Captain Dipshit
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 07/14/14, 03:13:22 PM
We can still get 6000 posts this month, you just need to try harder
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/31/14, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 07/14/14, 03:13:22 PM
We can still get 6000 posts this month, you just need to try harder

Missed it by 1000.   

I blame Gantry. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 07/31/14, 08:28:38 AM
Dee nee really took a shit this past week or so.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fathedX on 07/31/14, 10:24:00 AM
Now we know the value of BDawk, should have never traded him to the Tecmo forum.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 07/31/14, 10:24:28 AM
We did get cash considerations in that deal...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 07/31/14, 11:36:24 AM
ummm....no? Yeah, I mean, absolutely not. Everything's fine here, Reds. Why do you ask?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 07/31/14, 12:06:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYAbFqkvzQA
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 08/01/14, 12:00:12 AM
Quote from: fathedX on 07/31/14, 10:24:00 AM
Now we know the value of BDawk, should have never traded him to the Tecmo forum.

Just looked it up, and BDawk hasn't posted in over a month. Not since we made fun of him in the World Cup Thread for saying that they should tailor the schedule to US audiences.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 08/01/14, 08:25:19 AM
You should apologize...or smell your shit paper in tribute.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 08/01/14, 01:13:19 PM
Gantry also hasn't posted in five days, which is a very long stretch for him. Mass exodus happening here...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: broiler on 08/01/14, 02:13:45 PM
Movement of Jah people!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 08/01/14, 02:24:42 PM
See, Reds gets involved in management of a place and you can't retain the staff.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 08/01/14, 02:36:31 PM
Do we need to have a talk about your attitude Richard?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 08/01/14, 02:53:20 PM
Don't let him see your boots!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 08/01/14, 03:50:15 PM
<runs home crying>
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: malnuboy on 08/01/14, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: fightonusc on 08/01/14, 03:50:15 PM
<runs home crying>

because you didn't have any money for gas.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 08/01/14, 04:03:20 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 08/01/14, 04:08:06 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 08/01/14, 01:13:19 PM
Gantry also hasn't posted in five days, which is a very long stretch for him. Mass exodus happening here...
Pretty sure ltrain has him locked in a dungeon
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 08/01/14, 04:11:32 PM
They've already come back from Canada, right?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 08/01/14, 04:15:57 PM
Maybe he shit so much liquid after his colonoscopy they floated away.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 08/01/14, 04:16:36 PM
I hope they didn't drown it Gantry's shit...

...or maybe I do.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 08/01/14, 05:19:37 PM
Gantry also didn't respond to my text this morning about seeing a Geo Storm driving down the street. Ryno, call the police.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 08/01/14, 05:22:42 PM
Carly also hasn't posted in a week. This is weird.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 08/01/14, 06:04:07 PM
Really, the only question is if they were all killed in separate shootings or by the same shooter.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: LTrain on 08/03/14, 06:51:56 PM
We were on an island in Ohio with no Internet or cellphone reception. The good brother was also there
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 08/03/14, 07:04:26 PM
Quote from: LTrain on 08/03/14, 06:51:56 PM
We were on an island in Ohio

I'm not sure you fully understand how the midwest works...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 08/03/14, 07:25:04 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 08/03/14, 07:04:26 PM
Quote from: LTrain on 08/03/14, 06:51:56 PM
We were on an island in Ohio

I'm not sure you fully understand how the midwest works...

Upon investigation, there are islands that are part of Ohio
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 08/03/14, 09:00:25 PM
Are they in the Caribbean? That would be a nice surprise.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fknmclane on 08/03/14, 11:00:58 PM
PUT IN PUT IN PUT IN Bay
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 08/03/14, 11:20:52 PM
Family reunion on Kellys Island, one of my favorite places in the world.  Sprint is not a good choice for cell service though.  We also went to Put-In Bay. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: LTrain on 08/04/14, 12:23:33 PM
Taken from an island in Ohio
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 09/23/14, 09:56:43 PM
Starting to have doubts
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 09/23/14, 10:03:00 PM
Why? Please explain over the course of 48,972 posts...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 09/23/14, 10:25:00 PM
I find your unbelief uninspiring
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 09/23/14, 10:28:47 PM
You have all let me down.  Again. 
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Big Hath on 09/23/14, 10:32:32 PM
your high expectations seem to be the problem here . . .
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 09/23/14, 10:52:09 PM
there was a typo in the thread title.  should have read "A million posts by 12/31/2024."  achievable imo
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 09/23/14, 10:52:30 PM
Probably not, we keep getting worse
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: TempoGL on 09/23/14, 11:10:56 PM
we're on roughly the same pace as last year...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 09/23/14, 11:23:00 PM
Inflation
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Briznock on 10/03/14, 09:57:43 AM
Clearly the President/king/dicktaster or Dee-Nee doesn't know a lick about keeping inflation in check and motivating the working class.

Thanks Gantbama!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 12/16/14, 01:05:59 PM
Need to average a little over 2000 thousand posts a day for the rest of the year.  We got this...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Kane on 12/16/14, 01:51:33 PM
What is the prize for the person that makes the millionth post?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Nacho on 12/16/14, 02:03:17 PM

Quote from: Gantry on 12/16/14, 01:05:59 PM
Need to average a little over 2000 thousand posts a day for the rest of the year.  We got this...

If only it were 2005 and the Cubs were going through their usual mid-season woes.
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: broiler on 12/16/14, 02:04:39 PM

Quote from: Briznock on 10/03/14, 09:57:43 AM
Clearly the President/king/dicktaster or Dee-Nee

I am taking some classes at our junior college and someone with the tag "dictator" is doing graffitti in the campus bathrooms. But someone else has been changing the tags to say "dicktaster". Pretty great
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Reds on 12/17/14, 09:44:23 AM
We're really making good progress today...

8 posts...
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 12/17/14, 01:44:15 PM
Make that 9 8)
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: broiler on 12/29/14, 11:55:00 AM
only three more shopping days till the end of the world!
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: fightonusc on 12/30/14, 12:59:57 AM
Lets be honest: this place went to shit once chat stopped being a thing. If I cant atempt to rouse Baines from his drunken slumber at 1 am, what good is Dee-Nee?
Title: Re: A million posts by 12/31/2014
Post by: Gantry on 01/01/15, 09:01:31 AM
This is our year