A million posts by 12/31/2014

[fightonusc]

Yes, let's take something not particularly appetizing and marinade it in brine until it's shriveled and even more disgusting.

[Nacho]

Pretty sure that's how you were made.

[BDawk]

sounds like my penis

[fknmclane]

Yes, let's take something not particularly appetizing and marinade it in brine until it's shriveled and even more disgusting.

Watch out fuckers, pickle truthers are starting to come out of the woodwork.  We're taking over.

[Gantry]

WHY DONT YOU START YOUR OWN MESSAGE BOARD?!?!?!?!?!?

[Gantry]

273 is another pretty good turnout, we may just hit 6500 this month.

[TempoGL]

273 is another pretty good turnout, we may just hit 6500 this month.

i can thank not having to work for my increase in posts.

[Gantry]

You are the opposite of most members, when the workday is over the post count goes way down.

[TempoGL]

You are the opposite of most members, when the workday is over the post count goes way down.

that's because unlike most people who have office jobs, I'm expected to actually be doing work while I'm at work.  OH I WENT THERE!

[Gantry]

 

[Kane]

Yeah...for 3/4 of the year! HAVE TO BUY MY OWN SCHOOL SUPPLIES'D!!!!!

[TempoGL]

Based on the prolific posting and the tendency for people to be constantly available on Facebook and/or google chat, I feel pretty confident that I do more work in those 9 months than a lot of people do in an entire year. LEFT HOOK WITH A DRY ERASE MARKER IN HAND

[fightonusc]

Are you factoring in the three months a year you are on strike? CHICAGO PUBLIC SCHOOL'D

[TempoGL]

IT WAS SEVEN WORK DAYS, WE DIDN'T GET PAID DURING THAT TIME, THE UNION INTIMIDATED ME INTO PICKETING ALL 7 DAYS AT 7 AM, AND WE MADE ALL THE DAYS UP AT THE END. shortened summer break, total screw job there.

[malnuboy]

Before the internet, how did people who work in offices slack off? Zorba? Fathed?

[TempoGL]

Before the internet, how did people who work in offices slack off? Zorba? Fathed?

water cooler chatter imo

[fathedX]

Played computer games, read trade magazines, daydreamed while having textbooks open and doodled on a notebook, took long walks around the office complex with a handful of paper so as to look important, rearranged the icons on the desktop, organized the bookshelves, stopped by other people's offices and talked about weekend plans and sports, took twenty minute restroom breaks.

[TempoGL]

Played computer games, read trade magazines, daydreamed while having textbooks open and doodled on a notebook, took long walks around the office complex with a handful of paper so as to look important, rearranged the icons on the desktop, organized the bookshelves, stopped by other people's offices and talked about weekend plans and sports, took twenty minute restroom breaks.

i can't tell if i would enjoy working in an office or hate it.  my gut feeling is that I would be bored to tears.

[Reds]

Its pretty fkn miserable. 

[Gantry]

The amount of pre-internet hours that were wasted on the Windows version of Solitare is truly mind boggling.