A million posts by 12/31/2014

[Gantry]

Don't fuck it up

[Reds]

Maybe you are the one who will be fucking it up, and not us.   

[Gantry]

Nope, this is your forum now until the end of the month.  You're in charge. 

[Reds]

You're telling me that I just became the sole proprietor and owner of www.dee-nee.com?

Being the Captain of Cincinnati certainly has it's perks.

[Gantry]

Have at it hoss

[Reds]

My first order of business is to fire Gantry.

[Reds]

My second order of business is to give myself a paid vacation starting immediately. 

[Nacho]

Nope, this is your forum now until the end of the month.  You're in charge. 

I'll be deleting my account.

[Reds]

Nacho.  You're fired

[ultimate7]

Now we probably won't hit 5000

[Gerlost]

I've been watching Godzilla movies but I haven't been posting about them in protest of Reds' reign of tyranny.

[Reds]

 

[TβG]

How are we doing?

[malnuboy]

Started May strong, finishing like pussies.

Total posts is like 930,000

[Gantry]

Yeah this month ended with a whimper. 

[Reds]

Gantry's poor leadership lead to a small decline in posting since I took things over...

But, as Captain of Cincinnati, and CEO/CFO of Dee-Nee enterprises, I promise to you that things will turn around very soon. 

[Gantry]

So you aren't taking any blame as leader when the post count dipped dramatically under your watch?  Wow...

[Reds]

We're moving forward guy.  Stop living in the past. 

Today is a new day, for dee-nee...and for America...

[Gantry]

I'll believe it when I see it!

[Reds]

Open your eyes, free your mind...

Speaking of free your mind...I may need to write some more Total Recall haikus in the near future.  I've been feeling creative lately.