pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pumping chicks
That's a good one. I'm going to go amuse my friends with it.
Armas
thanks armas....i wasn't sure if I was going to get any love for that take
I don't know. I just don't get it. What am I missing here?
Are you saying you don't get Haiku or do you not get the reference to Garvey?
Much love, sucka. Clever.
Armas
I don't get the Garvey refrence. (maybe not the haiku either)
Haiku is a form of poetry that I believe originated in Japan. It has only three lines with line two consisting of 7 syllables and lines one and three consisting of 5 syllables each. It makes for very creative/thoughtful poems - as displayed by sucka free. ;)
As for Mr. Garvey, he had a reputation of being a ladies man I guess you might say.
Thanks for the info. Sucka, I never knew you were such an artist.
That's about as artistic as I get. Fuck the dodgers.
fuck the dodgers, that gives me an idea...
this is my haiku
fuck fuck the dodgers!
i hope they all rot in hell
blue heaven, my Ass!
nice one gywnn!!! Okay, here is one more.....
I love R.B.I.
It is the very best game
I hate fat women
Let me know if you guys like that one
It brings a tear to my eye.
now that i am on a roll,
a gun and bullett
kobe bryant found shot dead
no chance of quatro!
gywnn, are you some type of zen master? That was hilarious.
heres another one
pitching and defense
bunting to move up runner
houston fucking blows
Down a twelve pack
I blew a thirteen run lead
Time to take gin shots
i just saw this thread:
Idiotic foe,
Computer, when the Astros
Picks Ryan every time.
(an ode to the computer already picking the first availible option for pitchers, pinch hitters, etc - I think I-DI-O-TIC is four syllables, but I suck at that stuff)
Oh Kirby Puckett
You have a really big gut
Where's my hot dog?
Hey, give Spike Owen
The love, for he is worthy
of the maddest props
Here are some more Haiku's for the RBI soul:
NES beckons
The sweet call of RBI
It consumes my soul
Hot chicks and porno
Do not compare with the love
For my sweet McGee
Houston, St. Louis
A battle that has no end
For no team can score
i hate sweaty chicks
their big fat rolls sweat gravy
R.B.I. is fun
I like that one sucka.
thanks...i have a special talent
College chicks are hot
I would put it in their butt
Even if they're a slut
RBI is cool
It kicks major ass for a
fifteen year old game
Armas
PS. Gantry, ever think about making a page dedicated to our RBI haikus?
Perhaps I'll put a few choice ones in the Misc page....
Armas,
Nice one. Haiku's about sluts + anal sex = funny
I thank you sucka
It's much appreciated
I like yours as well
Armas
When playing all stars
If George Brett hits a home run
Check bats for pine tar
When playing BoSox
Armas is always da man
Remember that ok?
Armas
one too many in that last line armas. just drop "that" from the sentence
I agree with Sucka's previous post, but will go a step further. Anal sex and sluts mix great with everything.
Ah I hate myself now. Can I still be in your guy's club?
Armas
if it happens again, there will be some fistacuffs
A stache to cherrish
Glasses like eyes from above
Brookens is our lord
RBI on....
I've been reading some older threads. I decided to bump this one...its a sucka free classic.
That is pretty classic.
I've been reading through the old RBI threads recently also, there are so great old ones. I love seeing the progressions of the data analysis and seeing stuff like when Nightwulf figured out there was no ground ball attribute.
Ground ball attribute
Where are you, I can't find you
You are a mistake
(a dysfunctional father/programmer)
An Ode to Gantry
Oh Cali Angels
Why you lead off with Pettis
We will never know
-- Gene Mauch
Finally we have a forum to express our artistic sides..... wait, potsie already has his avatar.
Potsie's Av. is shit
Detroits' a hitting machine
Shoot Jiz in her ear
I hate Steve Garvey
Hated the Dodgers, and then
1984
Quote from: sucka free on 03/09/04, 11:40:06 AM
Potsie's Av. is shit
Detroits' a hitting machine
Shoot Jiz in her ear
That should be published
Dodgers for Arcade
Always pinch hit for Garvey
I hate him that much
cupcake injury
Kevin Mitchell is a tard
nice barehanded catch
Quote from: GDavis on 03/09/04, 01:48:47 PM
cupcake injury
Kevin Mitchell is a tard
nice barehanded catch
very nice
P.B.R. tallboy
Moneyshot to her titties
Let's play R.B.I.
Quote from: GDavis on 03/09/04, 01:48:47 PM
cupcake injury
Kevin Mitchell is a tard
nice barehanded catch
fantastic haiku....might be better if you included the dead cat.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/09/04, 03:23:26 PM
P.B.R. tallboy
Moneyshot to her titties
Let's play R.B.I.
WEll done...
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/09/04, 03:23:26 PM
P.B.R. tallboy
Moneyshot to her titties
Let's play R.B.I.
Wow
Rosie O'Donelll
Is a big fat fucking pig
R.B.I. is fun
Ozzie the wizard
Fast but hits like a pitcher
The backflip was sweet
Baines, ageless wonder
Product of the DH but
Kicks ass and takes names
Mitchell killed his cat
He was a gangster in left
I like a wet bush
Quote from: sucka free on 03/12/04, 10:58:29 AM
Mitchell killed his cat
He was a gangster in left
I like a wet bush
A wet Randy Bush?
I was referring to a wet vagina.
dempsey played a goof
pillow in belly and poof!
wet field--raise roof
We all post often
Some of us post great topics
FknMcLane's: "wow."
;)
Some posts make us mad
OBOY was just annoying
Can you say "Jackass?"
CPU defrense
Easy ball to second but
In the park home run
Quote from: sucka free on 03/12/04, 10:58:29 AM
Mitchell killed his cat
He was a gangster in left
I like a wet bush
you should be published that was so genius!!
Broken controller
Fuck that goddamn pitcher bop
Kick the dog instead
Wilfong is the bomb
I like playing with Cali
Is that fucker black?
Oh Bobby Thompson!
Why do so many play you?
You're a bag of ass
Quote from: JoeDirt on 03/12/04, 10:46:01 PM
We all post often
Some of us post great topics
FknMcLane's: "wow."
;)
Some posts make us mad
OBOY was just annoying
Can you say "Jackass?"
I gotta find the thread I devoted to stickin' it to JoeDirt. One of my all-time personal favorites.
Hey buddy...we aren't allowed to make personal attacks, so you know it's all in good fun. I can't player-hate a fellow Yankee fan. What's this about us trying to bring back boomer?
Here's a new Fcknmclane special, haiku style:
So he does post "wow."
But he has a very cute kid.
Home Depot does suck.
The Boomer trade did not work out:
Boomer and Jay Payton for Jon Lieber and Kenny Lofton.
I was just messin' around. Don't you remember the thread, though? It was hilarious, you admitted as much.
Nice haiku.
Actually, I don't recall...
RBI my youth
dad kicks my ass
I cry under stairs
Quote from: malnuboy on 08/21/04, 09:35:21 AM
RBI my youth
dad kicks my ass
I cry under stairs
You don't quite get it
...should be seven syllables
but only line two.
I believe that haikus are a state of mind, and that rules should only restrict my artistic talent
Quote from: malnuboy on 08/21/04, 10:30:28 AM
I believe that haikus are a state of mind, and that rules should only restrict my artistic talent
State of mind, you say?
Haiku doesn't work that way.
Five, seven five, man.
Taco Tuesday's On
He rocks out with his cock out
Gerlost -- new man crush
My name is Marky
I live in a hot city
I love eric moulds
I am so stupid
People make fun have to laugh
Fuck Moulds in the butt
i look great naked
i cannot count past seven
cooter pie is good
We should have something
A Hall of Fame for great threads
Yes or no? Wumpst? pics?
I love misspelled words
Let me count teh ways for you
Won, too, tree, for, five
this thread on wrong board
please move to eliminate
haiku confusion
The haikus are back
'cause of the arcade poems?
They were 'bout my dick.
joe's phalus fetish
you just blew my fkn mind
now i understand
Garvey on Dodgers?
Programmers never heard of
Gil Fucking Hodges?
Vit left all of us
account has been deleted
bring him back today
vit did come back here
rack with an expensive cat
but you scarred erhajj!
the last two weekends?
two words you can describe them
bleeding vaginas
You guys aren't funny
I might delete my account
Please site your sources
horses running wild
breathe mighty stallion freedom
never cage beauty
Quote from: Teddyballgame on 03/12/04, 02:02:23 PM
dempsey played a goof
pillow in belly and poof!
wet field--raise roof
How did this one not get any love?
Quote from: CurtFlood on 04/10/06, 12:24:24 PM
You guys aren't funny
I might delete my account
Please site your sources
I thought "aren't" is two syllables
who you gonna call?
sigourney weaver was hot.
dr. venkman rules.
master of gozer?
yah, i am the gatekeeper
coffee? yes, have some
Quote from: BDawk on 04/10/06, 09:03:41 PM
Quote from: CurtFlood on 04/10/06, 12:24:24 PM
You guys aren't funny
I might delete my account
Please site your sources
I thought "aren't" is two syllables
Dear Hairy Back,
Eat my ass.
Love,
Curtis
Britney has a son
Brian Peppers is the dad
A.K.A. K-Fed
Quote from: Teddyballgame on 04/11/06, 11:49:04 AM
master of gozer?
yah, i am the gatekeeper
coffee? yes, have some
I'd like to have this framed and hung in my house.
:POW:
Rack drafted Matt Nokes
Many rounds too soon, they say
Fatty gets no love
(somebody said haiku in the other thread)
Matt nokes sucks my ass
he is so overrated
eat shit and die, nokes
Do not call me tim.
my name is ellis, you know.
stupid fucking japs.
Where has Malnu gone?
I hope that he's not drowning
Perhaps he's just drunk
Dee-Nee's quality
As Mike D will point out
Is sucking again
A magical thread
Which bought on Steve Garvey's (http://dee-nee.com/wiki/index.php/Steve_Garvey) page
Sucka's legacy
Did anyone else watch "Master of Champions" on ABC last night? Best terrible show ever. The winner was a 14 year-old contorsionist that shot a balloon from 20 feet away with a bow and arrow, using her feet only and blindfolded. I bring this up because Steve Garvey was one of the three "champion judges", along with Johnny Mosley and Oksuna Baiul, who was orange, probably drunk, and dumb as an ox. Every time Garvey came on the screen, I had the haiku running through my head.
we're looking down on
wayne's basement only that's not wayne's base-
ment. isn't that weird?
In the second line
You need seven syllables
But don't tell Strassy
well dammit, that is a tough one to transcribe. i've always had difficulty gauging how many syllables are in a word. i have no clue how mclane counts the syllables in conversations (as per the weird things that we do thread)
Quote from: Strassy on 06/28/06, 07:18:55 PM
i have no clue how mclane counts the syllables in conversations (as per the weird things that we do thread)
26
haikus and debates
this thread is fast becoming
best thread ever, huh?
chicago dee-nee
you guys had a fest with moe
she still did not win
:(
bumpalicious
Haiku is so gay
I hate this cock gobbling thread
Gape makes Moses mad
Bdawk is so gay
This cock gobbling thread hates him
Bdawk gapes for men
Quote from: moses on 06/08/07, 09:32:28 AM
Bdawk is so gay
cock gobbling threads hate him
Bdawk gapes for doods
Quote from: moses on 06/08/07, 09:32:28 AM
Bdawk is so gay
This cock gobbling thread hates him
Bdawk gapes for men
I dont remember posting this.... i find that i am kind of funny
I walk into Borders in the loop today during lunch as I do occasionally. Announcement comes up "Borders customers..... In a few minutes Steve Garvey will be signing copies of his book on the 3rd floor"
Holy Shit
I go up to see the sleaze bucket and almost puke that there is a line of 40 people waiting to meet him. I almost shouted something about tax evasion or bankruptcy but I couldn't remember which one or if it was both. Fucking Chicago and people in line to meet Garvey. Seriously what the fuck.
Man, you are at Strassy/Jameybaxter level with your seething hatred of Steve Garvey...
Yeah, well you went up two flights of stairs to see the guy, so I'm thinking you have some Garvey love in you. We all do.
I was already on the 2nd floor causing some sort of ruckus was crossing my mind
was he wearing a lime green shirt?
no, some sort of suit, his hair was definately colored
I should have run up to the table yelling "you're my father"
Quote from: ultimate7 on 03/29/08, 09:24:04 AM
I should have run up to the table yelling "you're my father"
ultimate really has a severe dislike for Steve Garvey. He must waterboard green party members or something.
Quote
Borders customers..... In a few minutes Steve Garvey will be pump pump pump pump pump, pump pump pump pump pump pump pump, pump pump pumping chicks on the 3rd floor.
man, that was funny.
Ult, I hate that motherfucker, too.
I look like a Taco.
They were talking about Steve on local sports talk today. I thought of the haiku.
Slow day for Dee-Nee
People need threads to post in
Time to bumpst this
Quote from: sucka free on 11/04/02, 03:31:32 PM
pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pumping chicks
Seriously, best Haiku ever...
See, I never got that one. I know he banged a lot of broads, but I just didn't find the comedy in that one. Am I stupid or are you just a horrible identifier of funny
You are stupid...
Quote from: sucka free on 11/04/02, 03:31:32 PM
pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pump pump pump pump pump
pump dudes in my scarf
how about now?
Quote from: Strassy on 11/04/02, 03:31:32 PM
pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pump pump pump pump pump
but nothing happens
How about now?
Quote from: vgp100 on 11/05/02, 12:32:51 PM
I don't know. I just don't get it. What am I missing here?
See, even this guy hated it
That guy was a total fkn douche, good riddance...
i'm on vacation
please get me a few league wins
do it now, darky
Just post whatever you want in any thread
if you don't shut up
i'm going to kill your family
ultimate7
Important Steve Garvey-related link!!! (http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/8/29/2390686/steve-garvey-vs-ninjas)
I wish it went on....
Quote from: Gantry on 08/29/11, 01:57:54 PM
I wish it went on....
Seriously. How are we supposed to know Steve gets out ok?
pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pumping moms
:thumbsup:
forearm bros, or maybe forearm father/son?
#pump
That is terrific.
YES
God bless bonny
Bonny is fun on the twitters, so random
Quote from: Gantry on 10/10/14, 09:33:35 AM
Bonny is fun on the twitters, so random
This is extremely true.
Thanks.
Glad you like.
My pal Steve favorited and re-tweeted my forearm tweet again from over a week ago. Yesterday afternoon I guess.
We tight.
bonnyjk is my favorite Twitterer.
I just explained the Garvey Haiku to my wife and told her it was a fifteen year old joke. Good heavens, it's from 2002
So... a few weeks ago?