a Haiku.....by Steve Garvey

[fknmclane]

i have no clue how mclane counts the syllables in conversations (as per the weird things that we do thread)

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[TβG]

haikus and debates
this thread is fast becoming
best thread ever, huh?

[TβG]

chicago dee-nee
you guys had a fest with moe
she still did not win

[Big Hath]

bumpalicious

[BDawk]

Haiku is so gay
I hate this cock gobbling thread
Gape makes Moses mad

[moses]

Bdawk is so gay
This cock gobbling thread hates him
Bdawk gapes for men

[nomaaa]

Bdawk is so gay
cock gobbling threads hate him
Bdawk gapes for doods

[moses]

Bdawk is so gay
This cock gobbling thread hates him
Bdawk gapes for men

I dont remember posting this.... i find that i am kind of funny

[ultimate7]

I walk into Borders in the loop today during lunch as I do occasionally.  Announcement comes up "Borders customers.....  In a few minutes Steve Garvey will be signing copies of his book on the 3rd floor"

Holy Shit

I go up to see the sleaze bucket and almost puke that there is a line of 40 people waiting to meet him.  I almost shouted something about tax evasion or bankruptcy but I couldn't remember which one or if it was both.  Fucking Chicago and people in line to meet Garvey.  Seriously what the fuck.

[Gantry]

Man, you are at Strassy/Jameybaxter level with your seething hatred of Steve Garvey...

[fathedX]

Yeah, well you went up two flights of stairs to see the guy, so I'm thinking you have some Garvey love in you.  We all do.

[ultimate7]

I was already on the 2nd floor causing some sort of ruckus was crossing my mind

[TempoGL]

was he wearing a lime green shirt?

[ultimate7]

no, some sort of suit, his hair was definately colored

[ultimate7]

I should have run up to the table yelling "you're my father"

[fknmclane]

I should have run up to the table yelling "you're my father"

ultimate really has a severe dislike for Steve Garvey.  He must waterboard green party members or something.

[Gerlost]

Borders customers.....  In a few minutes Steve Garvey will be pump pump pump pump pump, pump pump pump pump pump pump pump, pump pump pumping chicks on the 3rd floor.

[TβG]

man, that was funny.

[ryno]

Ult, I hate that motherfucker, too.

[bonny]

I look like a Taco.

They were talking about Steve on local sports talk today.  I thought of the haiku.