To clear things up

[PHole717]

I got a message from OctogenarianFranco the other day and his new avatar quote is a LIE! It states that Julio Franco can play every position including the umpire, and often does. Not only can Franco NOT play any position correctly, he is instructed to shave Fernando Valenzuela's testicles every night. Thats how more dominant Valenzuela is than Franco.

Thank you for your time

P-Hole

[nightwulf]

I thought this was going to be a thread about your skin complexion.

[OctoFranco]

I got a message from OctogenarianFranco the other day month

The testicles comment was uncalled for.  Unless referring to John Kruk, with "testicle" in the singular.

Also Julio Franco can also play the position of guy who flings heavy wooden objects into the stands that frequently injure children.

[nomaaa]

julio franco's dad could kick your dad's ass.

[fknmclane]

Worst.Thread.Ever.

[Nacho]

julio franco's dad could kick your dad's ass.

Quality post in a non-quality thread.

[Gantry]

I thought this was going to be a thread about your skin complexion bacne.