Official "Analyze Your Stock Team" Thread

[Gantry]

I know it was started on the main thread, but I think a new thread would generate more posts and we're under the gun for 10,000.  I want every owner to chime in today...

[Gantry]

The Poopybutts
   
1) Tramml  - 0.630, 10HRs - Nothing nto complain about, though isn't exactly setting the world on fire either. 

2)  Chili  - 0.625, 10HRs - Very similar #'s to Trammel but take a couple rounds earlier.  And if you discount his 10/10 game, then Chili has been a letdown.  Still don't think it was a bad pick, but he needs to bring that average up in the 2nd half.

3)  Potatoes - .727, 11HRs - Needs more homers but it's tough to complain aobut Potatoes.  The only player I would have taken over him is Dawson, so I'm not really too upset by anything.  He was my 1st pick and best player, though I expect more dingers in the 2nd half.

4)  Hrbek - .679, 12HRs - Summed up like most of my other players.  Not doing too bad, but really isn't exceeding expectations.  Average like everyone else so far...

5)  Lindeman - .679, 14HRs - Really starting to pick up the pace as of late.  I think Stock is learning how to swing the stick with Lindeman and I expect a big 2nd half.

6)  McGee - .655, 8HRs - Merely "eh" with those numbers.  I clearly put too much value overall on speed in this league.  I should have known better, power wins ballgames.

7)  Garner - .566, 8HRs - Probably my biggest disappointment so far, which I guess is a good thing.  Needs to bring up that average.

8)  Santiago - .620, 11HRs - Holy fuck!  Santiago is leading my team in SLG?  My last pick?  WTFBBQ?  I am speechless and expect a big drop in #s for the 2nd half.  If he ends up with .600 and 18 I won't complain.

9)  Pettis - .458, 4HRs - What a complete waste of space, even with his last two games.  He sucks and I shouldn't have drafted him, not much else to say...

Overall the poopybutts aren't getting the job done.  If you look at the #s, everyone is merely doing OK outside of Santiago.  Nobody is really exceeding expectations, I need the big sticks to play like MVPs in the 2nd half if I'm gonna have any chance of winning...

[Big Hath]

I've said it before and I'll say it again


Wrist Slitters:

sack o' crap

[Gantry]

I've said it before and I'll say it again


Wrist Slitters:Mookie Wilson

sack o' crap

[GDavis]

Every player on my team is better than Nokes

[Gantry]

Every player on my team is better than Nokes.... and Coleman.... and Baines... and Bergman

[BDawk]

They all suck

[TbT]

damn i always thought the poopybutts would be a mclane team....sounds like something he'd say.

[WeatherMatt]

I'll just do the ol' cut and paste here:

Smith: .500/2/13: Would like to see a slightly higher average, but he is still getting on base fairly well, and the two homers have actually been good so far.

EDIT: Actually, I take that back. That sack of shit Smith can't hit. I didn't realize how truly sucky .500 is in this league. He needs to hit .600 at the bare minimum, .625 to be safe.

Gaetti: .622/7/23: Not as good as I hoped, I would like to see more power from the Gar.

Dawson: .750/16/37: Simply solid, anything less from the Hawk would be a major disappointment.

Brookens: .727/8/21: Solid in the clean up spot, but like Gaetti, a few more HR's would be nice.

GDavis: .659/10/28: Has cooled off quite a bit from his torrid start, but is still meeting expectations.

Whitaker: .683/7/22: Solid, no complaints here.

Brenly: .683/5/17: Excellent average for the seven spot, with some power

Reynolds: .500/4/12: Ouch. Less slugging than even Ozzie, and he's hitting behind Brenly, with his oodles of doubles. What a bust.

Gagne: .744/9/31: Where the fuck did this come from? Far surpassed my 9th round expectations, second on the team in production only to Dawson.

[fknmclane]

damn i always thought the poopybutts would be a mclane team....sounds like something he'd say.

You're close...Ganty was inspired by "The Poopydicks."  Let's face it, any team that has the word POOP in the name is gonna be a winner.