Pedro Guerrero fouls the lunch meat

[BeefMaster]

New entry from Deaspin's "Dark Side of the Locker Room" series, in which Pedro Guerrero places his manhood on the postgame dinner spread - apparently he was notorious for wantonly swinging around his member.

[Shooty]

If I was black, I'd probably be swinging my penis around all the time as well.

[fathedX]

If I was black functionally retarded, I'd probably be swinging my penis around all the time as well.

[fknmclane]

Don't forget the severe cocaine problem.

[Nacho]

I'd like to add that BeefMaster did a wonderful job in naming this thread.

[Clambutt]

I'd like to add that BeefMaster did a wonderful job in naming this thread.

2nd'ed

[edfan]

another funny story about Pedro.  Rest of the article was not worth a link, so I copy and pasted

Channeling Sax: The Philadelphia newspapers have been comparing second baseman Chase Utley's recent throwing problems – he found the dugout on double-play relays in Games 1 and 2 – to those of former Yankees second baseman Chuck Knoblauch.

Reminds me of the Steve Sax years when I was the Dodgers beat writer for the Register. Also reminded me of one of my favorite Tommy Lasorda anecdotes.

Back in 1985, Lasorda recalls asking then-third baseman Pedro Guerrero in a team meeting what he's thinking about with runners on base and the game on the line.

Guerrero's response was classic: "First thing I think is, 'Don't hit it to me'; second thing I think is, 'Don't hit it to Saxie.' "

[ultimate7]

awesome

[TβG]

Pedro had a stroke, and apparently it's a miracle he woke up today.

[Brookensrules!]

Now don't you guys feel like jerks?