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Started by fknmclane, 06/24/04, 10:54:28 PM

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fknmclane

I'm playing the Angels right now.  I'm the Cardinals.  Reggie hit a single to left and I threw it all the way to first.  I got rid of the ball really quick, so instead of the ball going to a base, I threw it over my head to the outfield.  After recovering the ball and getting it in to second to hold Reggie, I did the same fucking thing, chucking the ball over my head all the way to the centerfield wall.  Needless to say, I'm a little angry right now.  Just to reiterate, I am an idiot.
My daughter took over.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

fknmclane

Well, Chubbs and I were playing RBI tonight.  Some interesting shit happened.

I was SF, Chubbs was Ho, the final score was 1-0.  Very strange.  That shit has never happened.

Our last game was a controller toss bullshit game.  Chubbs was Am and I was Ho.  Up by 6 runs in he 7th inning with Nolan going strong, the game was mine.

Unfortunately, I made two bad errors and the shitstorm began.  Up by a run, with a man on and two out, Chubbs hit a bomb.  I chucked my controller as hard as I could across the room, freezing the game.  Horhay Bell's homer stuck in high pitch mode and my noose is about ready.  Fuck that shit.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Gantry

The controller toss always crops up, it can't be prevented.   The likelyhood of the toss rises exponentially with the number of beers consumed...

fknmclane

Quote from: Gantry on 06/25/04, 12:14:00 PM
The controller toss always crops up, it can't be prevented.   The likelyhood of the toss rises exponentially with the number of beers consumed...

Considering I drank 18 beers last night, it was inevitable.


The freeze was pretty weird.  The screen turned to all purple but the homer sound stuck.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.