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Started by Gantry, 07/31/05, 04:51:29 PM

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Gantry

Malnu's bumped thread give me an idea for the RBIdb.  RBI Mythbusters, things people believe but aren't true.  Here is a stud, suggest more and I'll add them:

* Pitchers can't go yard
* Some pitchers hit better than others
* Pressing the button makes you run faster
* Berenguer is a sidearmer
* Throwing too quickly causes BOPs
* Bench players are worse fielders
* Some fielders throw better than others
* Some fielders are more BOP-prone than others
* Batters actually have positions in the field
* Some fielders are faster than others
* Rickey Henderson is in NES RBI
* Kevin McReynolds is in NES RBI
* Players whose first name starts with "H" makes them more clutch

Too lazy to think any further, a litle help...

nightwulf

Throwing the ball too quickly raises your probability of a fielding error
Error probability is [per player, the same for everyone, anything but per team]

Nightwulf

Gantry

That's what I meant by " Pressing the button causes BOPs", but your wording is better.  Will add them now...

Attezzobal

Pinch hitters whose last name start with H are more likely to get "clutch hits"

Gantry


JoeDirt

JoeDirt is a cheater.

Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

Nails

Pitchers are worse fielders than the other infielders
I've been swimming in raw sewage ... I love it

BDawk

I disgree with the pitcher hitting ability one.

It is a known fact that Don Robinson is the best hitter in the game.

malnuboy

What do you got there, the 4 volt? I did you a favor.

TecmoGuy

some players are fatter than others
Meunster, Swiss, and Montery Jack.

TecmoGuy

some hitters are spray hitters

(no hitter has a tendency to hit in any direction.  its all based on when you swing)
Meunster, Swiss, and Montery Jack.

Shooty

What about:

*running back and forth on the basepaths causes the opposing team to BOP more frequently
*Kirby Puckett is white

Dryden

George Brett is a righty
John Kruk bats just like all of the regular, 2-nutted players
dee-nee i love you because
when you're hard up you pawn your
intelligence to buy a drink

PHole717

*Fernando Valenzuela can't play every position, including the umpire.

I hate that one. Everyone knows he can.
Fernando Valenzuela can play every position, including the umpire, and does every night of the week, and nothing can stop him.

fknmclane

I still don't get it and I know I'm not the only one.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

PHole717

Fernando Valenzuela can play every position, including the umpire, and does every night of the week, and nothing can stop him.

Big Hath

Quote from: ShitPaw on 08/04/05, 07:31:25 PM
* Lee Mazzilli's name is spelled with one Z

* Lee Mazzilli still has a job
Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

malnuboy

Strassy was signed up for the second annual COTUT but dropped out due to a broken thumb.
What do you got there, the 4 volt? I did you a favor.

rdub

*Beejay is going to show up at the COTUT any minute now.