The Tettleton = The Ty Cobb

[Attezz]

I don't get the ire directed at me, I was posting relevant information regarding the topic at hand.

[TbT]

Bernie Carbo is my favorite major leaguer that i never got to see play(only in highlight clips).

[The Express]

[JoeDirt]

Most excellent, Express.  Most.  Excellent.

[Attezz]

I bet this guy speaks the Queen's Engish.

[fightonusc]

I bet this guy speaks the Queen's Engish.

Michael Schumacher?

[Polish Rifle]

who died and made you the nickname police? my advice to you: go away.

other nicknames that are going to make you go 

Jim Rice = Jerry
Don Baylor = Elgin
Doug DeCinces = Cinco de Mayo
Reggie Jackson = Bo
Rob Wilfong = Wolfgang Puck
Ruppert Jones = Ruprect (From Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
Lou Whitaker = Andy
Dave Bergman = Luke
Greg Gagne = Gone, Yay!
Roy Smalley = Smalls (From The Sandlot)
Gene Larkin = Barry
Ray Knight = Knight Rider
Rafael Santana = Carlos
Dwight Gooden = Good 'n Plenty
Robbie Thompson = Timmy Thompson
Willie McGee = Buford
Steve Lake = Carnell

So there, roll over in your grave and IP ban me.

Doug DeCinces = Cinco de Stinko (on outs)
Alan Trammell =  Bubba
Pettis =  Please pull me cause I suck and I will never get a base hit
Chili Davis =  Baby Back Ribs
Kevin Mitchell = Kevin! Look what you did you little jerk!
Chet Lemon = Cleo
Mike Scott = Regional Manager Michael Scott or MS Scott
Bill Doran = Doran the Explorer
Davey Lopes = E-Loping

[bonny]

I bet this guy speaks the Queen's Engish.

Michael Schumacher?

Michael Rappaport's gay little brother?

[Darky]

Did The Express take some kind of course in order to prepare him for dee nee? Did he have to memorize the dee nee vocabulary? He seems pretty dee nee knowledgable for a rookie. It's probabaly shitpaw with his phony websites.

WTF is up with that pic of The Express? Talk about striking the fuckin pose. It's looks like the kind of deception that Shitpaw would pull off. Who would take such a picture and post it on the interwebs? The Empire will keep a close eye on you newbie.

[The Express]

i'm a 31337 tecmo super bowl player and have frequented the knobbe and puretecmo boards making me a bbs master

[Gantry]

You used "31337" and BBS in the same post, most interesting...

Keep up the good work Express, we need more RBI discussion going on...

[Attezz]

That hardly sounds like RBI.

I'm a 65734 and a we have several members here that are BANC masters, so, you better watch your back.

[bonny]

Cobb would destroy Tettleton.

[BDawk]

in a fagging contest?

[fathedX]

in a fagging contest?

Note to GDavis:  clearly you are an amateur when it comes to padding your post count.  Witness this impressively unfunny and short post, this is how it is done by a master.  This clearly took less than three seconds from reading to posting.  Watch and learn.

[Polish Rifle]

Can you hit a homerun starting out of the Cobb?

[Attezz]

Since there's no such thing as the Cobb, it's really moot.

All the Tettleton changes is the timing of your swing, no more, no less, power and contact still stay the same.