FRBI VI Week 5

[BeefMaster]

Downloading the rom for each week shouldn't be a bigf deal since we have to download our game anyways, the rom comes along for the ride.

Hanks for trying. If it doesn't work,no biggie.

[Turd]

Haha. Stupid iPhone.

[Darky]

Poopydicks use 6 run ninth to pull away from struggling Artichokes, win 3rd straight

Fort Dodge (AP) - In almost business like fashion, the Poopydicks defeated the struggling Fighting Artichokes 17-9 at Fort Dodge Park.

The Poopydicks jumped out to a 7-1 lead by the third inning and hit the snooze button. The Artichokes chipped into the lead and made it 7-4 after the 5th inning, but G.Brett's 2 RBI triple increased the lead to 9-4 in the 6th inning. The Artichokes added a run in the bottom half of the 6th and 2 more in the bottom of the 7th to trim the margin 9-7, but the Poopydicks tacked on two more runs thanks to a Canseco 2-run laser homerun that left the park within a second.
Up 11-7 in the bottom of the 8th, Bedrock surrendered two runs to the feisty Artichokes and the crowd momentarily woke up as the Dove RBI divisional contest stood 11-9 in favor of the Poopydicks.

In the top of the ninth, the loyal crowd was silenced as seven straight hitters reached base and just like that in a business like manner, the score was 17-9 after a Dcincs 2-run shot. Brngr came in to pitch a scoreless 9th.
The Poopydicks have now won three straight games and have thrusted themselves into a 3-way tie in the Dove RBI division.

The Fighting Artichokes lost their 4th straight and are now 1-4. R.Jackson continues to struggle and was booed all day.


Poopydicks 3-2, (3-1)
Fighting Artichokes 1-4, (1-3)

[fknmclane]

The Poopydicks have now won three straight games and have thrusted themselves into a 3-way tie in the Dove RBI division.

Nice work here, Darky.

[Gantry]

Note Canseco/DeCinces/Brett went 15-18 after being moved up in the order.  We are the smartest people ever...

[fknmclane]

We are the smartest people ever...

We certainly have a deft managerial touch.

[Darky]

Gaetti's walk-off blast gives Empire narrow victory


Imperial Center (AP) - A record-setting sellout crowd of 112,000 fans filled the Imperial Center Stadium Thursday night, as the Galactic Empire got a walk-off 2 run homerun from Gaetti in the bottom of the 9th and won 16-14 in a back-and-forth affair with their arch-rival Sally Cunts.

The last time these two teams met, it was game 7 of the FRBI WS in which the Empire narrowly won in extra innings. The series was voted the greatest ever played in the history of the FRBI League and ESPN has the Empire-Sally Cunts rivalry number 3 in their top ten of the 10 greatest rivalries.
Both teams split during the regular season last year, had the two best records, won their respective divisions and breezed through the league championships, and met in an epic clash with two of the best teams to ever field a team in FRBI history.

So the buildup was set for this highly anticipated matchup at the Imperial Center as fans showed up early to tailgate and were not disappointed in what they witnessed with the intensely played game that came down to the wire in Empire-Cunt fashion.

In the top of the seventh inning, the Sally Cunts got a solo shot by D.Murphy to put them up 12-10, but the Empire had a 4-run rally to go up 14-12 in the bottom half of the 7th.
Both teams were held scoreless in the 8th inning thanks to brilliant pitching by D.Rghtti and D.Smith.

D.Murphy hit a two run mammoth homerun to even up the non league contest at 14. And in the bottom of the 9th with the score tied up, D.Mtngly led off the inning with a single. The next batter G.Gaetti then hammered a King fasball over everything and ended the game with his walk-off blast.


Despite going 4-6 with two doubles, two homeruns, and 3 RBI, D.Murphy continues to receive heavy scrutiny of not living up to his number one pick by the Sally Cunts. Owner MikeD angrily told the media - "Very unhappy with that performance.  Though he hit a solo shot, I am still VERY unhappy with Murphy's work with runners on base." Nacho also expressed his disappointment in Murphy - "Murphy sucks.  He's the worst everday player on our team right now. Not what you expect from a #1 pick."

When asked by the media of the dramatic win and an analysis of the game , Darkside kept it brief -  "We scored more runs than they did".

Sally Cunts 3-2, (2-1)
Galactic Empire 3-2, (2-1)

[Nacho]

Is week 6 happening today?