Welcome boobluver - NSFW

[BDawk]

So, who was the accident, fighton or booblover?

[Mike D.]

Holy crap, you're older than me.  WELCOME BOOBLUVER

I'm surprised he knows how to use the internets.

[fathedX]

I'm guessing fighton set it up for him and he hasn't been able to leave this page since.

[Mike D.]

"How do I send one of them 'electronic mails' I keep hearing about?  Do I need to dial the right internet number?"

[boobluver]

Ahhh...I'M 9 years older than my lil' brother,(who,by the way, absolutely LOVES being called "Dickie-Boy"),therefore,though I still may have been an accident,I was not the LAST accident!!!
     And you damned kids need to respect your elders!!!...well,not really...

[boobluver]

     ...and I have "Windows XP" and "The Internet" For Dummies series of books, so I don't mash TOO many of the wrong buttons on this 'lectronic doohicky!

[Gantry]

Dickie Boy, I like it!

[boobluver]

I've got a picture of my brother when he was in high school, with magenta-hair,humping a Dala Horse in downtown Kingsburg. I'll try to find it because I think its hilarious,and I think it embarasses him to no end.We have a relationship like the two brothers on "The Wonder Years" used to...and has anyone else seen Danica McKellar lately? Winnie Cooper is very do-able.

[boobluver]

     Question-does anyone remember what team/manager used a midget as a pinch-hitter?

[fathedX]

St. Louis Browns 1951, Bill Veeck was the owner.  I don't know the manager.

[boobluver]

Excellent!!! I thought that was one of the most clever ideas in sports...that and Tim Flock driving NASCAR races with a monkey in the car with him!!!("Jocko Flocko" was the monkey's name,btw)

[Gantry]

Any relation to the Devo song Jocko Homo? 

[fightonusc]

Only if you consider that letting a monkey sit with you in a race car might be some sort of devolution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Flock

[TβG]

from wiki:
Tim had a Rhesus monkey co-driver named "Jocko Flocko" with him in his May 16, 1953 Grand National win at Hickory Motor Speedway. Jocko Flocko became the only winning monkey ever. The monkey was retired two weeks later at Raleigh, where the monkey became scared after looking into the wheel wells. Tim had to do a pit stop to remove the monkey, and he finished third instead of second.

stupid sexy monkey.

[fightonusc]

Actually, that's exactly what happened to Mike D. on the way back from the beach during Dee-Nee Fest LA.

[boobluver]

     Jocko opened up the trapdoor...but he got more than SCARED! He "sanded" his head on the tire and then went (excuse the pun) apeshit!!!

[boobluver]

When I was still drinking,I always thought it'd be cool to have a chimp dressed in a tuxedo driving me from bar to bar. If we were pulled over, the chimp would(hopefully) be sober,and if the cop asked, he didn't have a license because he is a chimp, and the DMV doesn't give chimps drivers licenses!!

[boobluver]

Can we make Manfreddy II: Electric Boogaloo my brother's permanent screen name? Gantry, make it so!

I just ran across this again,and I have to ask-WTF,lil' brother? "Manfreddy?"