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Started by fknmclane, 10/07/03, 03:34:42 PM

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fknmclane

I'm going to start digging a bomb shelter today, just in case the Cubs and Red Sox reach the World Series.  We've discussed it before, but I think armageddon is on its way if those two teams make it to the Series together.

Was it just me or did Derek Lowe benefit from the world's most liberal strike zone?  And does Manny get plunked in his first at-bat against the A's next year?
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Stregs

First of all great site... first time visitor.

And yes Manny gets drilled next year, early and often.

Cubs over BoSox in 6.


Gantry

It was an awesome game today, we should have won it.  I have to say I was impressed by the Marlins, but if we get 4 games out of Wood/Pryor we will win...

Pudge is clutch, no doubt about that...

fknmclane

Interesting add-on to the armageddon theme:  Ahnuld won the election.  My buddy pointed out to me that in the movie Demolition Man, Ahnuld is the president.  This is starting to get crazy.  I'm not sure what any of what I just wrote has to do with anything but what the hell.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Gantry

Another point with Arnold is that both he and Jessie Ventura were in The Predator.   If Carl Weathers runs for office anywhere, he's a shoo-in!

Good times in Chicago right now with the Cubbies - Jason/Vit is right, nothing beats the MLB playoffs.  Restored my passion for baseball, which I lost about 10 years ago...

doveRBI

Piss poor Gantry, shame on you!  You correctly pointed out that both Governators costarred in the predator, I cannot fault you fact finding, BUT THAT IS THE WRONG REFERENCE!  The predator should be a secondary fact when considering that both Jessie Ventura and Ahhhhnold were first together in THE RUNNING MAN!  I consider it the greatest Arnold film, possibly because it has Richard Dawson in it and begins with some guy named Chico getting his head blown off Pizza-man bomb-collar style.

Gantry

I did indeed forget about the Running Man, though it's been ages since I've seen it.  Richard Dawson would make a fine governor, assuming he can get off the sauce...

As for the greatest Arnold movie, nothing comes close to Commando...

vgp100

Commando had the best combination of senseless killing, unreasonably evil bad guys who are out of shape, cliched one-liners, a main characters named Matrix, Tommy Chong's daughter, and budding starlet (Milano) I have ever seen.
9 / 10
You're going down, chainsaw.

GDavis

I always liked Jingle All The Way.  Sinbad cracks me up.

Gantry

That post made me double-check  the banned-list for Sinbad.  He's there, phew!

GDavis

You also banned Dom Deluise.  That's like banning Burt Reynolds by association.  Cannonball Run II was on point, despite the fact that Deluise and Danza are in it.

Gantry

I haven't seen CB Run II, but the Dommer and Tony Danza makes it a pretty sure bet that I will never...

GDavis

Check out the cast and tell me that you aren't just a little curious:

Burt Reynolds ....  J.J. McClure
Dom DeLuise ....  Victor Prinzim/Captain Chaos/Don Canneloni
Dean Martin ....  Jamie Blake
Sammy Davis Jr. ....  Morris Fenderbaum
Jamie Farr ....  The Sheik
Telly Savalas ....  Hymie Kaplan
Marilu Henner ....  Betty
Shirley MacLaine ....  Veronica
Susan Anton ....  Jill, Lamborghini Babe
Catherine Bach ....  Marcie, Lamborghini Babe
Foster Brooks ....  Fisherman
Sid Caesar ....  Fisherman
Jackie Chan ....  Jackie
Tim Conway ....  CHP Officer
Tony Danza ....  Terry
Jack Elam ....  Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing
Michael V. Gazzo ....  Sonny
Richard Kiel ....  Arnold, Mitsubishi Driver
Don Knotts ....  CHP Officer
Ricardo Montalban ....  King
Jim Nabors ....  Pvt. Homer Lyle
Louis Nye ....  Fisherman
Molly Picon ....  Mrs. Goldfarb
Charles Nelson Reilly ....  Don Don Canneloni
Alex Rocco ....  Tony
Henry Silva ....  Slim
Frank Sinatra ....  Frank Sinatra
Joe Theismann ....  Mack
Mel Tillis ....  Mel
Shawn Weatherly ....  Blake's Girl in Bed
Abe Vigoda ....  Caesar
Dale Ishimoto ....  Japanese Businessman
Arte Johnson ....  Pilot
Chris Lemmon ....  Young CHP Officer
George Lindsey ....  Uncle Cal
Doug McClure ....  The Slapper
Jilly Rizzo ....  Jilly
Dub Taylor ....  Sheriff
Fred Dryer ....  Sergeant in CHP Car (as Fred Dreyer)

Gantry

Jesus!  That does look interesting....

fknmclane

worst movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

fknmclane

CBII was almost as bad as it's competitor "Speed Zone."  Check it out.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

MarquisEXB

Bringing this back to baseball, I said it yesterday to my friends when the Yankees were down 1-0, playing Boston just about clinches them a world series berth.

Sorry underdog lovers.
Mike
Check out my b-ball blog:KnickerBlogger
Also working on a beta Madden92 & NHL 94 editor.

fknmclane

I'm not so sure the Yankees clinched a Series berth but I do think they'll make it.

As for Game 3, what does everyone think?  I'm of the opinion that Pedro's tired and the Yankees haven't let him beat them since the Clemens/Pedro duel in 1999 where Trot went yard in the eighth.  Yankees victory.  No one else will agree but it's gonna happen.  When it does, the Series berth is definitely clinched.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Gantry

All Clemens, all RBI, all day...  Time to show the young whippersnappers what an RBI legend is worth!