all you so-called gamers are posers

[mr.perfectgame321]

tryin to generate runs with supposed 1-2 punch of coleman- smith. actually choosing to play with minnesota. not replacing marty barrett with ellis "jesus christ of rbi" burks.  you punks don't even play rbi. you plug in the controller and hit a and b and hope for the best. ever pitch a perfect game? i have. 9/6/01. had to put the game away for a while five days later.  after 9-11 it just seemed trivial. you dudes are garbage and you know it. buffalo and jedge.  remember those names. we're the real deal. anytime you wanna learn something about the game, give us a call. in the meantime, go back to playing super mario brothers. you're not fit to play our game.

[Gantry]

Settle down Beavis...  and welcome!

The hostility really isn't necessary... Look up the Halaris crew if you are looking for games in Michigan....

And though a perfect game is impressive, it is completely dependant on your opponent.  I'm sure you guys are good, but there are many on here who would bet a large sum of money that they'll never be shut down like that.  Not me though, I strike out 20 times every time I play curve, what's 7 more?

Keep on posting but please tone it down a bit...  

PS - Where do you put Armas in the lineup?  I like the Armas 1, Burks 2 myself...

[fknmclane]

Toning it down is an understatement.  Do you come into a room of strangers and take a dump in the queso?  I think not.  I suggest pulling your drawers back up before you get dealt with.

So you play with original lineups, no pinch-hitters?  What about pitchers?  Nothing but one starter and that's it?  Sounds kinda ridiculous.

Glad we have a new member in dee nee but relax.

[BDawk]

This guy is just full of shit. Who give a fuck if you pitched a perfect game? Whoa, big man talking shit about RBI over the internet.

[Flood]

Gantry is the calmest dude on earth...I love how you can welcome somebody to the group right after they dump in the queso.  We could all learn a lot from your gracious attitude.

With that being said, I ALWAYS SUB BURKS IN FOR MARTY "I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST" BARRETT.  And by the way, I threw a 7 inning perfect game in STRAIGHT PITCH...perfect games don't mean shit unless you got quality competition.

[BeefMaster]

I was going to suggest that maybe this is a gimmick account from the "man love" guy, but at least he knew where the shift key was.  Anyway...

Perfect games are as much luck as skill.

The fact that you won't pick Minnesota is a sign of fear, not strength.

Some of us appreciate the challenge of manufacturing runs with few homers, like was done 100 years ago.

Where did you get the idea that no one here replaces Barrett with Burks?  And even if we didn't, so what?  Maybe we like Marty Barrett, or maybe Burks gets subbed for someone else.

I leave my controller plugged in all the time, and I don't know how the heck you play the game without ever hitting A and B.  If I want to win, I also hope for the best.

I'll probably remember the names "buffalo" and "jedge", if only because they're ridiculous.

I like Super Mario Bros., so your parting shot is pretty worthless.

[JoeDirt]

This qualifies for usage of the term, "Douchest of bags," which is reserved for those rare times when "Douche bag" just isn't enough.

I move that we have a gentleman's agreement to never create ghost accounts...not that I am saying this is one, but who knows?

[fknmclane]

This qualifies for usage of the term, "Douchest of bags," which is reserved for those rare times when "Douche bag" just isn't enough.

I like that term.  Well said, JoeDirt.

I too like Super Mario.

[jaylums]

Asking the guy to tone it down?  I say bring it.  I'd spank his ass with a whip and nail him to the wall like a crucifix he'd get so whupped.  Perfect game my ass.  Go home buddy, it's last call.

[chubbrock]

"Chill Nasty Nate, he's my bitch now."

[sucka free]

mr.perfectgame321 has got to be someone's gimmick account....

[ultimate7]

I'm not so sure, he did mention his location.  I guess we'll see if he ever comes back

[sucka free]

true...and he did leave hios e-mail address on his profile.  I say if he acts up again....we rough him up dee-nee style.  Nothing like a good 'old "donnie-brook" to get the blood flowing.

[BeefMaster]

true...and he did leave hios e-mail address on his profile.  I say if he acts up again....we rough him up dee-nee style.  Nothing like a good 'old "donnie-brook" to get the blood flowing.

How exactly do we rough someone up "dee-nee style"?  I haven't been party to an online roughing-up before, so I don't know how it works.  Do we sign him up for porn and magazine subscriptions, or disfigure his avatar, or what?

[ultimate7]

Yeah, plus he's got no avatar, maybe we could just give him a really crappy avatar

[BDawk]

I think it's cool he called us "posers".
What, are you like 15 or something??

[ultimate7]

I thought it was pretty funny he called us gamers.  I don't think anyone has ever called me a gamer.  Loser sure.

[TβG]

a haiku for mr perfect game:

senor perfecto
scared of buffalo and jedge
rude post, you llama