RBI and Blowjobs

[JoeDirt]

Glasshoe, I was just pissed that you picked my name out of a hat for some reason and said I suck dick.  Just thought it was kinda strange.

Sorry buddy...meant nothing by it...just joking around--totally.  Dunno why I was joking around with you in particular...I guess just because you post a lot and you're name is one of the first to come to mind.    

By "you're name" do you mean "your name," as in possessive?    It's cool.  By the way, I wasn't calling you a sack of monkey shit. I was referring to your comment.

Yeah, I meant your name...dunno why I typed you're.

And it wasn't so much a sack as it was a load...  

[Flood]

group hug...now back to blowjobs.  Receiving them.

[fknmclane]

Only in my wildest dreams.  I'm gonna try tonight.  It was our third wedding anniversary on Wednesday.  Got as good a chance as any.  

[Baines]

I finally got it done!!! 

I figured once I got the NES at my house it wouldn't take much time.  My fiancee was staying at the house and reading a book last night when I fired up some RBI vs the computer.  We had talked about it before so I hoped that it would just happen without me having to ask/beg.  I took  SF and slaughtered Houston in a couple innings.  Next I went up against the Mets and gained a 2-1 lead through 2&1/2 innings.  She came up from behind during the bottom of the 3rd and started and I realized that I really suck at RBI while getting head.  I went scoreless the next couple innings but managed to keep the CPU from scoring also.  It's kind of like getting head when you're driving or doing anything else, it's great but a little bit annoying that you can't give enough attention to either one.  I managed to keep the CPU scoreless (which isn't saying much) but couldn't do anything offensively myself.  I strung together a few hits one inning and followed with a HR from Will Clark (actually a Natural) and scored a couple when the CPU overthrew third later but finished with a score of 8-1.  The Mets 1 run was a blast I gave up in the 1st inning to Keith Hernandez.  It was the 1st time in I don't know how long that I didn't mercy rule the CPU but it definitely was worth it.


   

[sucka free]

Baines...you are a fucking hero in my book!  COngrats and GREAT write up.

[Tyrone OChong]

Baines... you are the man... I mean what an accomplishment RBI and a Blowjob!!!

[BDawk]

What lasted longer, the game or you?

[fknmclane]

Yeah, did you finish up?
Congratulations.  I'm very jealous.  Way to go, my friend.

[Flood]

moneyshot?

[GDavis]

moneyshot?

I'd be wary of sticky controllers in the Baines household.

[sucka free]

Baines... you are the man... I mean what an accomplishment RBI and a Blowjob!!!

Baines....RBI Legend!

[chubbrock]

Is that thing actually engraved.


Yes, congrats.  You are now the chosen one.

[Baines]

What lasted longer, the game or you?

Yeah, did you finish up?

No I didn't finish during the game.  After it was over we went in the bedroom and took care of business.  The best part of it was after everything was done, going back in my living room later and being greeted by the Tengen Sports News... "SF WINS".  I couldn't help but laugh.

[fknmclane]

I still haven't accomplished this even though I practically guaranteed I would...

BUMP - required reading

[fknmclane]

I'm doing it tonight.  I'll be the third (or is it fourth) dee nee member to get pleasured while playing the world's greatest baseball game.  And yes, there will be a beer next to me as well.

[fightonusc]

fknmclane is quickly becoming "The Boy Who Cried RBI Blowjob". I would recommend waiting until the Super Bowl this year, just to be sure.

[fknmclane]

fknmclane is quickly becoming "The Boy Who Cried RBI Blowjob". I would recommend waiting until the Super Bowl this year, just to be sure.

Savage

[Greg Caron]

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST???  I would love to hear if someone can pull this off!

LOL, I can't believe someone had actually posted this, but since I have received the aforementioned well before reading this thread, I can happily, and without a doubt, say that I might have well have been the first....
and yes, nothing beats a hummer and a homer!

lol, btw, the date was somewhere around thanksgiving 2003....

I must mention that I have tried for the full act, and was unfortunately, yet thankfully distracted by the whole thing and could not complete both at the same time...guess which one I had to stop

Greg Caron

[fknmclane]

guess which one I had to stop

I'm sure you continued on with your game of RBI.  

[malnuboy]

How can you get a blowjob and play RBI at the same time, and not be a member of this website, Its like sac-religious or something.