American RBI League

[Attezzobal]

I know everything.

The Westpark is a GORGEOUS hotel. It has a comedy club called "Wiseacres" inside of it. It used to be my home club (I started there when I was sixteen). On Wednesdays and Thursdays they have "open mic nights" I used to work there about twice a week on those nights (I would run it) when I was about 16 or 17, you leadership kids would always try to sneak in and I'd have an awful lot of fun (along with a few of the comics) kicking your asses out. Anyhow, if you guys meander your way in, and get approached by the head guy, there's an okay chance that it's someone who knows me (probably about 50% since the shows change hands constantly) and you can drop my name, Mark Labozzetta, and probably be allowed to stay in the back and watch the show.

Bear in mind that it's an open mic night and most of the comics will be awfully shitty, but it's not a bad way to kill time.

Also...

I know all

[nomaaa]

that's super cool, and, by the way, how does one dress like a douche bag (because that would be a funny halloween costume)?

[TbT]

ok so my jankity ass picks 1st (im at work at noon, but i'll pick early or PM my pick).

ok so i can get this straight.....
1.  i can choose any player from regular RBI or arcade RBI?
2.  when do i assign a contract length to my guys?  once i pick them or when my team is complete?
3.  3 OF/4 IF/1 catcher, and what 4 subs...and 4 pitchers?
4.  after our teams play, where do i view the box score or whatever?  how do i know what my guys are doing?
5.  Does the winner of the league get to have a lemon party or something?

[Attezzobal]

You should go ahead and pick Bob Boone right now.

Don't worry about the contracts now, that'll be dealt with after the draft. The best way to explain it is, players picked in the 1st round are worth 16M, second 15M all the way down, the way I see it is this, it insures that there are no completely lopsided trades in the league, which is good for keeping the league competitive.

Any 4 subs, 2 SP, 2 RP

The top two players (myself and ultimate) get moved up to Fighton's league, and I believe his bottom two (Ryno and McLane) get relegated to our league.

[TbT]

gotcha...thanks attezz.

i'll look around a quick and make a pick.

[TbT]

Im gonna go ahead and select Arcade version Mark Mcgwire for my infield tonight with the 1st pick. 

see yah in 14 picks.   

[TbT]

bumpst.

[Guido13]

1 TBT - Arcade - Mark McGwire, IF, 16 mil/???
2 OtherRyno - Arcade - Lou Gehrig, IF, 16 mil/???
3 Bonny
4 Bastardo
5 Ultimate7
6 Attezzobal
7 OctoFranco
8 Nomaa

[OtherRyno]

I'll go with arcade Lou Gehrig.

[Guido13]

Of course, steal my pick, what a fucking toolbox.

[Guido13]

Bonny's up.

[Guido13]

I've got an IM out to Bonny, I suppose it's unfair to be ansy until the actual official start time but it would be nice to get the ball rolling.

[Attezzobal]

Bonny is most likely working, chances are good my pick won't come till late tonight, I'll be gone late tonight, so OctoFranco will be making my proxy picks for me.

[Attezzobal]

Also, do we know for a fact that Bonny's in?

[Guido13]

Bonny wants in.

I suppose this is all we really got from Bonny, and it wasn't even from Bonny, we could just bounce him and move on... ...if he wants in next season he will have first dibs.

[ultimate7]

Maybe we should IM Ryno to find out Bonny's picks.

[Guido13]

10-4, I IM'd Ryno.

[ultimate7]

I was kind of joking, but it may actually work.

[Guido13]

I was kind of joking, but it may actually work.

You fuckers with 5,000 posts, inside jokes and whatnot... ...when do we pull the plug on Bonny?

[Attezzobal]

Honestly, do we know if he's actually aware that he's included? He was on a bit last night and didn't post anywhere on the RBI Board.