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Started by GDavis, 12/05/03, 05:13:24 PM

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GDavis

Here's one for the glossary.  I can't believe I've never mentioned it before.

Computer Play! = This occurs when the ball is hit to the left of the pitcher then you move the pitcher over to the left to pick up the ball, but you don't make it there.  That puts the shortstop out of position to get the ball and the shortstop moves to his right to get it but it squeaks through into center field.  The computer does this all the time, so when a human player does it, you must proclaim "Computer Play!".

BeeJay

"Thank you Mr. Toilet Bowl..thank you for being cool on the side...you're the only one that understands me."

Stock

I bet you I did this a half dozen times when I played Baines last week in the Str8 league.
Quote from: Gantry on 07/27/12, 12:39:03 PM
I said it once and I'll say it again - stock is smart

ericdavisfan

I'm usually laughing too hard to say much of anything when this happens

Stock

If you pull a Computer Play! when the opposing pitcher hits the ball.  You should have to let him run around all the bases.
Quote from: Gantry on 07/27/12, 12:39:03 PM
I said it once and I'll say it again - stock is smart

ericdavisfan

Quote from: stockw19 on 03/18/05, 12:10:51 PM
If you pull a Computer Play! when the opposing pitcher hits the ball.  You should have to let him run around all the bases.

There is nothing funnier than when you're playing a buddy and hit a squib with the pitcher and the ball goes exactly the same speed as the fielder.  He can chase and chase and chase, but never catch up till it hits the wall

fknmclane

Does computer play have anything to do with Pauly's robot from Rocky IV sucking my dong? If so, I love it.  I'm hard as I type.  Boner.  Raging erection.  Purple-headed warrior.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.