RBI and Blowjobs

[sucka free]

Sucka free's pick up line for mom's:

"Hey mother, want another?"

[GDavis@Amsterdam]

My married friends always tell me how hard it is to raise kids.  Raising kids isn't that hard.  Try convincing your girlfriend to have her 3rd abortion.  Now THAT'S hard!

[sucka free]

My married friends always tell me how hard it is to raise kids.  Raising kids isn't that hard.  Try convincing your girlfriend to have her 3rd abortion.  Now THAT'S hard!

Dee-Nee!

[fknmclane]

Where's the smiley GDavis?  I hope that was a sick joke.

[vgp100]

After a while, you just gotta drug her and punch her in the gut and hope she doesn't remember a thing

[Gantry]

This is a very funny thread...  I dont' know about the whole marriage thing, maybe I just haven't found the right girl.  But most  of my engaged/married friends have definitely tapered off the fun stuff big time.  You know who you are bitches...

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Dee-Nee kid...

[Baines]

My girlfriend and I went to Miami last week for the Orange Bowl and I proposed while we were down there.  Now that everyone knows it seems like half of southern Ohio is in shock b/c I'm the guy that no one could see settling down, but i guess there's a time for everything.  

However, that doesn't mean that the next 7 months until our wedding can't be turned into one long batchelor party.

[fknmclane]

Congrats to HB.  Way to go, dude.  Too bad it had to happen at the Orange Bowl.  Where you from?  I got tons of fam in Cincy/Hamilton/Fairfield.  Bachelor parties are only for the last month.  Don't push it if you really wanna get married.

[vgp100]

Lemme guess, you proposed to her when Miami did the fake punt. I was almost excited enough to propose myself. Too bad my girlfriend was sleeping at the time.

[Baines]

Thanks guys.  

The week was great but yeah, the game left a lot to be desired.  We got tickets when it was basically a lock that Ohio State would play Miami in a rematch of last years title game but we were willing to watch any matchup. However, I don't know if there were 2 teams I would rather see less than F$U and Cryami.  If OSU was playing I had considered doing it on the scoreboard but I did it on midnight on New Years since I didn't really care about the game.

About the RBI/BJ, she's so happy right now it might be worth a shot.  I was shocked to get one the other day when I was looking at porn on the computer so RBI might not be much of a stretch.

fcnmclane:
I'm from Portsmouth, near the southern tip of Ohio.  We're a little under 2 hours SE of Cincy and we go all the time for reds games and other stuff.

[fknmclane]

If you got a BJ after getting caught looking at porn here's how you need to follow it up.

1.  start a game of RBI
2.  conveniently place nudie magazine next to you
3.  start pounding the computer but make it last
4.  call your wife into the room for the seventh inning stretch
5.  make the magazine obvious
6.  enjoy!

[Gantry]

Get it into the prenup....

[sucka free]

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST???  I would love to hear if someone can pull this off!

[Flood]

Married 8/5/2000....after my junior year in college.  I definitely haven't seen the marriage/no BJ correlation yet, and hopefully I never will.  As far as getting one after getting caught looking at porn.......that's only something that happens in pornos, right? It's like when the furnace guy shows up and starts banging a hot chick within 2 minutes.  I think I've watched too much porn....or is that possible?

[Lips]

There's no such thing as watching too much porn.  Skin-i-max is key!!!!

Sucka...when are you gonna put a picture of my ol' favorite, Shannon Tweed, onto your Offical Hot Chicks Thread and Liquor Thread?  Nudity optional (but preferred).

Dee-Nee!!

[fknmclane]

Shannon Tweed rules.

[vgp100]

Skinemax doesn't do it for me anymore.
Female ejaculation is where it's at.

[sucka free]

There's no such thing as watching too much porn.  Skin-i-max is key!!!!

Sucka...when are you gonna put a picture of my ol' favorite, Shannon Tweed, onto your Offical Hot Chicks Thread and Liquor Thread?  Nudity optional (but preferred).

Dee-Nee!!

Shannon Tweed it is....I'd post some tits...but will gantry lock the thread?

[vgp100]

I couldn't see Gantry being offended by a nipple or two.

[Gantry]

A nude pic of Shannon Tweed is fine by me, but don't go overboard...