RBI and Blowjobs

[Nacho]

I asked my former girlfriend and was turned down.  She used the excuse that she would feel embarassed if she ever met any (more) of you guys.

[capt_taco]

you guys are nothing.

I got a blowjob playing RBI in 1988. I was only 10.

sorry capt, but it doesn't count if you're the one performing the bj...

Dang, I was. You got me.

But if your own dick was so long you could suck it, you'd probably have done it too. And remember, I was only 10; it's twice as long now, and three times the girth.

Not to mention the impressive skill level it takes to get a blowjob, give a blowjob, and play RBI all at once. I won the game 28-0 in two innings.

[Man of Steal]

Dang, I was. You got me.

But if your own dick was so long you could suck it, you'd probably have done it too. And remember, I was only 10; it's twice as long now, and three times the girth.

Not to mention the impressive skill level it takes to get a blowjob, give a blowjob, and play RBI all at once. I won the game 28-0 in two innings.

Wow... talk about a blowout...

[JoeDirt]

you guys are nothing.

I got a blowjob playing RBI in 1988. I was only 10.

Wow, QUALITY comeback!

sorry capt, but it doesn't count if you're the one performing the bj...

Dang, I was. You got me.

But if your own dick was so long you could suck it, you'd probably have done it too. And remember, I was only 10; it's twice as long now, and three times the girth.

Not to mention the impressive skill level it takes to get a blowjob, give a blowjob, and play RBI all at once. I won the game 28-0 in two innings.

[broiler]

Bumpst..

Lots of Noobs who havent read this need to....maybe the legendariest of all threads in dee nee history....

legendariest is my new favorite word

[Reds]

I was wondering if maybe I coined it...?

[Attezzobal]

"How about that other word I invented, 'Dukelicious'? No one's using it? What a Duketastrophe."

[Man of Steal]

"How about that other word I invented, 'Dukelicious'? No one's using it? What a Duketastrophe."

ROW

[moses]

I was in chat and when i flipped back to the forums page for some reason i was in this thread. This must be a sign form the greek god Aphrodite


OH YEAH  I can do this but there will be no pics and it will have to happen in the next two days and it cannot be RBI since i do not own it.

[Nacho]

OH YEAH  I can do this but there will be no pics and it will have to happen in the next two days and it cannot be RBI since i do not own it.

I'll be there by dawn.

[nomaaa]

I can do this but there will be no pics and it will have to happen in the next two days

tecmo mad brad, this means you...

[moses]

Bring it on fellas..... that sounds like a challenge and i am very competitive


edit: I am a liar do not believe anything i say

[nomaaa]

I am a drunk[,] do not believe anything i say

[moses]

when i am drunk i become a liar and a bitch

[Mike D.]

edit: I am a fine lady who will succumb to the MikeD and proffer numerous blowjobs upon him whilst he plays RBI

[nomaaa]

nomaaa could be the next on this list.

today:
nomaaa: "wow, i just had this great idea."
chica: "what?"
nomaaa: "nah, you won't go for it, it's alright."
chica: "no, tell me."
nomaaa: "well, i was thinking, and, i mean, this would be the pinnacle of a guy's career. would you give me a blowjob while i play nintendo?"
chica: "wow (laughing really hard), you're suck a fucking nerd."
nomaaa: "i know... so what do you think?"
chica: "yeah, sure. that would be awesome."


i don't know when, but it's going to happen.
keep in mind, i play dr. mario naked with this chick.

[JoeDirt]

How exactly do you get Dr. Mario naked?  Fkn perverts.

[lara501375]

this will be done by the end of the month, i have a new lady friend, who enjoys blowing me immensely, enjoys drinking rbi, and is very impressionable.  im thinking one game of drinking rbi should do it....

[Mike D.]

Well?

[lara501375]

how am i to post proof of such an accomplishment if it does end up happening? does a camera phone work?