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Started by sucka free, 12/26/03, 12:42:07 PM

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BDawk

Well, I guess it's up to me...again.

BeefMaster

Bumpst, because we have a lot of newbies who need to become acquainted with this thread, and also in celebration of the return of RBI/BJ pioneer erhajj.

Also, we can make fun of fknmclane's repeated guarantees and subsequent failures.  And maybe we can get Briznock to track down those hoes for some video.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann

Nacho

I told my girlfriend about the legend that is RBI and blowjobs, and she stated that she didn't want to get the reputation of a blowjob giver in such a scenario.  She cited the possibility of meeting some of you guys (or, some more of you guys) as the reason.  I even tried whoever's line it was: "This would mean a lot to a lot of people."

Reds

It would mean alot....id like to meet a girl who is willing to do this...cuz she would be totaly radical, and I would propose to her immediately
Quote from: Gantry on 11/16/07, 05:05:20 PM
GoReds - a man among men...

TecmoGuy

you fucked up by mentioning this thread and board

don't explain, just do
Meunster, Swiss, and Montery Jack.

TempoGL

i think that under the right circumstances, i could pull this off.

i still believe...
Quote from: Nacho on 02/15/24, 12:09:31 PMWho Let the Dogs Out is an underrated masterpiece.

Briznock

Ah yes, My all time favorite thread.  I have never been to the promise land, but hope to one day score thy BJ while playing thy devinest of video games. 

I will however note that I am pretty sure I have received 10-20 BJs while RBI was in the console and in the room, just not turned on.  I have my work cut out for me.  I promised video once before, but having myslef getting a hummer on video AND on the internet.... thats just too much.  I may have to record it and get a few of my friends taht are forum members to let you all know it has happened.  Then maybe, just maybe Ill leak it out. 

erhajj

I love my wife.  She knows nothing of this thread.

TecmoGuy

Quote from: erhajj on 09/06/05, 06:59:12 PM
I love my wife.  She knows nothing of this thread.

thats to way to do it
Meunster, Swiss, and Montery Jack.

Reds

Bumpst..

Lots of Noobs who havent read this need to....maybe the legendariest of all threads in dee nee history....
Quote from: Gantry on 11/16/07, 05:05:20 PM
GoReds - a man among men...

Not Gantry

My girlfriend wants to know if it counts if she plays rbi while I am stuffing her clam

fknmclane

Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Not Gantry

me(8:53:14 PM): would you really do it?
her(8:53:25 PM): ahahah
her(8:53:27 PM): why wouldnt i
me(8:53:31 PM): i dont know
me (8:53:34 PM): none of these other girls
me (8:53:37 PM): seem to be willing!
her (8:53:41 PM): lets see
her(8:53:44 PM): having sex
her (8:53:47 PM): and seeing bert at the same time
her(8:53:47 PM): durr


shes a huge twins fan. I once tried to get her to play the game but she could never get the hang of fielding.

but looks like shes up for it!

Nacho

How about this scene:

2P game.  69 position.

That would rule.

BeeJay

wouldn't a 2 player game require doggy style?
"Thank you Mr. Toilet Bowl..thank you for being cool on the side...you're the only one that understands me."

capt_taco

you guys are nothing.

I got a blowjob playing RBI in 1988. I was only 10.

fknmclane

I will wrestle you TO THE GROUND!!
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

JoeDirt

Quote from: capt_taco on 12/13/05, 03:24:44 AM
you guys are nothing.

I got a blowjob playing RBI in 1988. I was only 10.

sorry capt, but it doesn't count if you're the one performing the bj...
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

RedBarron

who's been turned down for this feat?

I've been turned down by two people:   1)  My wife    2) Bonny (last night)

fknmclane

It goes without saying that I've been turned down.  Dozens of times. 
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.