RBI and Blowjobs

[erhajj]

I tried really hard 2 nights ago.  See the , "RBI related injuries" thread for the result.

[fknmclane]

I'm gonna pull it off on Super Bowl Sunday.

[sucka free]

I'm gonna pull it off on Super Bowl Sunday.

NICE.....WE HAVE AN OFFICAL COUNTDOWN!!!  I don't think I ahve ever root for some dude i never met in person to get a hum job so bad.  I think the entire forum is pulling for Mclane to "win" the superbowl this sunday.  Best of luck.

[sucka free]

I'd pick St. Louis.  I think St. Louis is the most sensual team in RBI.

Good point.  Mclane, have you thought about which team you'll be choosing?

[fknmclane]

I'm definitely going with St. Louis.  I won't slaughter the computer real quick.  Gotta make that shit last, you know?

Plus, when I finish off I can yell the Jack Buck line, "Go crazy, folks!  Go crazy!"

[sucka free]

We should take bets on which inning things "go down".  I say the action stops in the 5th.

[sucka free]

I'm gonna pull it off on Super Bowl Sunday.

WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!??

[fknmclane]

It was a sad day in McLaneville, my friends.  I let all of you down.  I feel terrible.

I got home from Chubbs' Super Bowl party and crashed.  I was fucking wasted.  I couldn't have done it even if I tried.

But this incident will not stop me from attaining the goal of RBI nirvana.  It must be done.

[sucka free]

The quest continues....someone in Chicago needs to STEP THE FUCK UP!!!

[fknmclane]

Good point.  I think you know what I meant.  I wouldn't have been able to raise the flag.

[Sperling]

SOLID topic!

I'm dying to get a blow job right now and a Nintendo, but I doubt that I can call the fiance up and tell her to grab RBI and head up to Fort McCoy ASAP.

The thing that has me rolling is the thought of RBI music replacing 70s porn music someday.  

In my best Dee-Nee impression:

Dee-nee-dee-nee-nee, dee-nee-dee-nee-nee, dee-nee-dee-nee-nee, nee-nee!  Dee-nee-nee, dee-nee-nee, dee-nee-nee-nee.

Lips may be the only one that appreciates my Dee-Nee song ability (remember my theme song to Jaws?).

[Gantry]

Good to see Sperling alive and well!  Some others would appreciate your song, I think nightwulf or someone put the RBI Theme into musical notation awhile back...

[chubbrock]

F'n money.  May that tune ring forever in our minds.

[Baines]

Apparently I asked my fiance about this during the Super Bowl.  I don't really recall much of that day after about 2pm so I was just filled in on the conversation by her yesterday.    From my understanding it started when I was looking at this site and went about like this.

FIANCE: RBI and Blowjobs? What the hell is that?
BAINES: It's a thread about trying to get someone to give you head while you play RBI. This would be a good idea for us.  It's the gift that keeps on giving.  
FIANCE:  Sure, I don't care.
BAINES: (shocked) Are you serious? This would mean a lot to a lot of people.
FIANCE:  Yeah, I don't care.  Does your Nintendo even work though?
BAINES: Umm....no....FUCK!!!!


Basically, I was drunk and joking around all along but may possibly have a chance at this.   She's always been pretty cool about things and even plays the RBI drinking game with us occasionally.  I do need to get my NES working or borrow one from a friend though as I know she has no desire to do it at someone else's house.  

I'll see what I can do and keep everybody posted.

[fknmclane]

Working on it still.  Made some progress the other night.  I've found out this isn't a sprint.  It's a marathon.

[nightwulf]

BAINES: (shocked) Are you serious? This would mean a lot to a lot of people.

What's funny is that it really would. Dee-nee for life. Think we can be recognized as a bonafide religion?

Nightwulf

[sucka free]

It is a race between mklane and baines.....my money is on baines!

[Flood]

A religion based on RBI and blowjobs?  I guess it's not any crazier than Mormons.

[GDavis]

A religion based on RBI and blowjobs?  I guess it's not any crazier than Mormons.

Wow, quote of the century

[fknmclane]

I have cancer!